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- Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:55 pm
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: One Question for Everyone
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1034
- Fri Feb 15, 2002 8:16 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: incapacitated mobs
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1340
- Fri Feb 15, 2002 8:08 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: Stats idea
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1308
Heh.. I have an evil mind.. *boggle* Yeah let people gain stats but then... change stats on all equipment to minus.. Magruk shouts, 'WTB: +1h/+2d -10 str belt' Someone shouts, '-10str belt?' Magruk shouts, 'Yeah have a -12 con belt looking for better' muahahahaha... http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/tongu...
- Wed Feb 13, 2002 2:16 am
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: Guild MOTD
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2976
- Wed Feb 13, 2002 1:06 am
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: narrow rooms, small animals & fly
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2358
- Wed Feb 13, 2002 1:02 am
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: narrow rooms, small animals & fly
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2358
- Tue Feb 12, 2002 12:20 am
- Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
- Topic: What it takes to be a real warrior in this game.....
- Replies: 71
- Views: 9558
You did mention the downgrading of rings? Well what about all the other body locations? Why just downgrade rings? Why not bracelets? Neck, head, arms etc. etc... To make AC more favorable for warriors, could always go into the coding and have AC absorb some of the damage, instead of just determining...
- Mon Feb 11, 2002 11:18 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: narrow rooms, small animals & fly
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2358
If yer talkin about getting into and out of WD with the gates closed you can. There is a way in "WITHOUT" having gates picked. That's no moon, it's a SPACE STATION! Maybe they aren't really rabbits, maybe they're alien invaders portaling in to take over faerun, that explains why the fuzzy bunnies so...
- Fri Feb 08, 2002 8:35 pm
- Forum: MUD Client Help
- Topic: Spell counters
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1300
There are a bunch of ways, some more complex then others.. I'll show the two "easier" ways... 1) You have 4 Magic Missiles Memmed: #alias mm {c 'magic missile';#ad mmiss -1} variable mmiss is how many you have memmed, while the #ad command adds -1 essentially subtracts one leaving 3 in the mm var. Y...
- Fri Feb 08, 2002 6:30 pm
- Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
- Topic: balance is not just for lvl 50
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3954
Troll War vs ie. Drow Inv at lower levels, depending on what fighting these classes are somewhat balanced. (just using drow as the examp tho othr MU's cld be used) even in higher end zones, a drow inv cn last longer then troll wars, especially if yer up against some damned caster that incinds, drow ...
- Tue Feb 05, 2002 5:15 pm
- Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
- Topic: Deathfield testing statistics
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2007
- Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:38 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: ICQ list someone requested?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 5511
I read all these ICQ's and realize how "OLD" and original my icq is.. Since I don't use it much at all anymore, and nobody would probably ever IM me anyways and are thinking who the hell is Magruk anyways? But i'll give you most of it.. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/smile.gif 717*** you read that righ...
- Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:19 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Sooo, where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 11153
And evil you is Dezzex.... http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif From: Everywhere Living: Pocatello (pronounced: Pokeahellhole)Idaho Like that loveable officer from South Park says, nothing to see here, move along. Third biggest city in Idaho, and there ain't a damned thing to do here. And conside...
- Fri Feb 01, 2002 9:02 am
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: Customizable EQ
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1458
That Diable2 reference got my mind a jumping. Hurt like hell, doesn't see much use. *shrug* Here goes.... Each boot... Randomly load and distribute gems/jewels/runes etc.. on mobs throughout the mud.. not just in zones.. could even be in tiny mobs.. and would be random.. and would be !locate so can'...
- Fri Feb 01, 2002 4:01 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: What your favorite scary movie?
- Replies: 43
- Views: 6586
F13? And I'm suprised no ones mentioned, Leather Face or Nightmare on Elm St. Seriously how stupid are these, someone is chasing me with a chainsaw, instead of running away like hell, getting a gun calling the cops. etc. etc. I'm gonna go hide in a room with only 1 exit. Scary? I think more comedy. ...
- Fri Feb 01, 2002 3:50 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Visiting my parents in Oregon 1-31 to 2-6
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1770
- Thu Jan 31, 2002 8:00 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: What do you do for a living?
- Replies: 129
- Views: 22193
Dezzex? Kozzloz? where's your responses to this thread huh? Dezzex = Inbred 2nd Grader, Inventor of the Rooks Ironlung 6000. Don't know what it is? Ask him. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif Kozzloz = He IS a garden Gnome. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif Muahahaaha... long day.. need c...
- Thu Jan 31, 2002 1:09 am
- Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
- Topic: Weeny Equalibrium!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 481
- Wed Jan 30, 2002 2:59 am
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: Rangers
- Replies: 102
- Views: 17725
Watch out here comes my $.10 Sub does mean less then,but it also means derivitive of, in the reference of ranger being sub-class of warrior geez. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/biggrin.gif And in respect to hasting archery. Yeah hasting would essentially let you draw, notch fire faster, *BUT* you still...
- Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:50 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: Embodiment Idea
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1921
Yeah sounds like a great idea. (sarcasm) Lets just totally get rid of the use of warriors. Who needs warriors when you can become one with perm barksin, and can bash and are too large to be bashed. yeah who need warriors. * not a flame just a butt load and a half of sarcasm, because I have twinkie i...
- Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:10 pm
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: What do you do for a living?
- Replies: 129
- Views: 22193
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kuurg: <B> Kuurg doesn't think much of Qwest. You guys have crappy ISDN technicians. I do miss doing deep support for HP's remote employees, however. It afforded me plenty of o...
- Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:48 pm
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: cheating technicalities (did i spell that right?)
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3871
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by muma: <B>ok so, is cheating on a boyfriend who is married to someone else....technically cheating in the first place? i mean it's all sort of confusing -muma</B></font><HR></BL...
- Tue Jan 29, 2002 12:00 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Sex
- Replies: 97
- Views: 16431
Semi off topic but in reference to some of the "RP" entries. Hiding behind RP? heh.. Seriously if this was a "RP" kind of situation and if "coding/ethicality permitted" If a group of "Evils" walked up on "One Goodie" wouldn't you suppose the "Evils" would take said "Goodie" throw them over a log and...
- Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:49 pm
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Silly Random name generator... ;)
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1603
- Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:00 pm
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: What do you do for a living?
- Replies: 129
- Views: 22193
Oh my gawd, this question would have to come up and I would have to feel obligated to answer. I'm a Customer Care and Service Consultant for Qwest. If you have a problem with phone/dsl/pcs etc.. and live in the Midwest to Western U.S. and call Qwest to bitch and moan, I'm who you'd probably end up t...
- Fri Jan 25, 2002 11:40 pm
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Sex
- Replies: 97
- Views: 16431
Well I guess it's time to throw in my unwanted $.10... When I look at situations I like to take a step back and look objectively, and then like everyone else when it's personal it brings up a whole buttload of other variables. Well here goes.... 1) I haven't seen any responses from the evils involve...
- Fri Jan 25, 2002 2:59 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Best book you've read recently.
- Replies: 107
- Views: 18712
Hey.. Really good book? Hrm.. darn it.. Can't remember the name, but it was written by a fellow "MUDDER" go figure huh? It was a best seller, hey Dezzex, Mezzellixxissizz help me out here.. What was Pi's book's name? I remember buying it and reading it when she told us, but I can't remember the name...
- Thu Jan 24, 2002 6:29 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: New Melee Class
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3816
Actually Kensai aren't a class but a "KIT" for warriors, they "CAN" wear magical items, they are essentially super melee, they get bonus's with weapons, but just can't wear armor at all, or gauntlets, helms. They can wear shields but incur penalties due to being a "attack" kit. And oriental sounding...
- Wed Jan 23, 2002 1:00 am
- Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
- Topic: Fireshield/Coldshield and Procs.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 619
Maybe the simple reason being, you are engaged in melee combat? I mean you are fighting them hand to hand, and you can argue, yeah i missed him but still proc'd. But look at it this way, you are still attempting to get close and nail him aren't you? So wouldn't you assume that you are getting really...
- Tue Jan 22, 2002 8:15 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: Zone Complete Flag
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2495
- Tue Jan 15, 2002 8:40 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: A Troll's Tale: In the Beginning
- Replies: 1
- Views: 699
A Troll\'s Tale: In the Beginning
Hello there youngins. Sit back and I'll tell you a tale that was told to me by my father, and unto him by his father before him. This is a tale, an adventure of sorts about a young troll, a troll from that evil village known as Ghore. Let me start this tale by giving you a background on this troll. ...
- Mon Jan 14, 2002 7:49 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: New Ideas
- Replies: 3
- Views: 703
New Ideas
New Races: Minotaur - Big brawny bullheaded freaks Excel with big axes and spears etc. etc. Hometown could be an underground labyrinth and could be slighted good/evil or both. Thri-keen - insectoid ugly lookin muthas Yeah.. yeah.. thri-keen rangers 2 bows.. go baby go.. can engage in melee and range...
- Mon Jan 14, 2002 5:49 pm
- Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
- Topic: Consent
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2286
- Sat Jan 12, 2002 2:16 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: re: My Queen
- Replies: 113
- Views: 21319
It doesn't surprise me that a god would have their attention attracted to this situation. Gave me some thoughts on dat one. After 30 seconds head start hurting so took break. What good is a god? Not good eatin nope, nope to tough and rotten, never get to taste real god people anyways dey just send f...
- Sat Jan 12, 2002 12:58 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Lord of the Rings. Favorite Character
- Replies: 49
- Views: 8263
Oops was wrong about the wiz's Sauron wasn't one of the 5 he was notably the most powerful of the Maiar's to venture to Middle Earth. Nice website but if you want truly archived information about J.R.R.T.'s Middle Earth the history's, who, where, why's. You need to check out the Arda Encyclopedia. I...
- Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:52 pm
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Lord of the Rings. Favorite Character
- Replies: 49
- Views: 8263
For all of you who aren't Middle Earth junkies here's some quick info for you. I'd give you some addy's but at work and i'm sneaking this in as it is.. http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/tongue.gif Balrog's are evil beings (demons) and were the generals of Saurons old armies. Most were slain few were drive...
- Fri Jan 11, 2002 2:14 am
- Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
- Topic: Younger/Newer Players please read...
- Replies: 39
- Views: 5806
A side note on getting help when yer a newbody... I noticed while playing soj2 and now soj3 that the most friendly and helpful individuals were Paladins and believe it or not evils.. (big majority were actually trolls and ogres) This is not saying others of other races/classes etc weren't helpful, t...
- Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:28 am
- Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
- Topic: Res failures
- Replies: 52
- Views: 7524
Luck has nothing to do with it.. It's done through a computer and the answer is always 1 or 0, life or death, yes or oops.. :P Randonimity (think that's right) does not exist random is never fair, you will always end up losing, it's the illusion you have a chance that makes you think you have a chan...
- Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:46 am
- Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
- Topic: Rare load eq on Rare mob= Lame
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3053
Some of you may know me, most of you probably don't. In Soj terms I'm really a nobody, nobody special, important etc.. However here's some info/possibilities you might want to consider or look into... ((This is from personal experience from being a World Master(head builder) and imm with responsibil...
- Thu Jan 10, 2002 12:46 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: re: My Queen
- Replies: 113
- Views: 21319
Bad elf like good elf, good elf hate bad elf, bad elf hate good elf, good elf like bad elf. Magruk getting dizzy, head start to hurt.. dark, grey, white, brown, yellow elf.. honey mustard, bbq sauce, cinnananamon *ooc: <-- intentional* mmm.. getting hungry.. what big deal wif elfis? always fightin w...