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by Xolan
Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:59 am
Forum: T2 General Discussion Archive
Topic: Kesena and Xolan's newborn mudder
Replies: 7
Views: 909

Re: Kesena and Xolan's newborn mudder

Bumping Sir Cuteness!
by Xolan
Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:53 pm
Forum: T2 General Discussion Archive
Topic: Kesena and Xolan's newborn mudder
Replies: 7
Views: 909

Kesena and Xolan's newborn mudder

Name: David August Maurer
Level: 1
Class: Newborn

Born: Dec 30th 2009 @ 5:27pm
Vitals: 7lbs 9oz, 20in long.

He's awesome!

Image
by Xolan
Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:50 pm
Forum: T2 Ideas Archive
Topic: Really simple band-aid til 2.0
Replies: 17
Views: 5792

Re: Really simple band-aid til 2.0

PLEASE INCORPORATE PROSTITUTION RAPE AN BACCURAT INTO THE GAME I CANNOT EXAPLIN WHY BUT IT WILL SAVE TORIL Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. I almost pissed myself. You successfully rape a homeless myconid. You failed in your attempt to pay a hooker. You win 12 dolla! at Baccurat table! Big weeeeeeee...
by Xolan
Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:03 am
Forum: T2 General Discussion Archive
Topic: Sad News: Cardolan/Garal/Kossuth/etc.
Replies: 47
Views: 5903

Re: Sad News: Cardolan/Garal/Kossuth/etc.

The burninator will always be in our hearts.



Aaron
Heart surgery survivor.
by Xolan
Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:19 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Homeland was a pretty big mud
Replies: 60
Views: 9500

...


*sigh*


You just don't get it.
by Xolan
Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:38 pm
Forum: T2 Announcements Archive
Topic: - TorilMUD's Icon Bidding Announcement -
Replies: 66
Views: 21888

Can someone give us a running total so far?

Even though I am not playing much, I did just come into a fat sack of cash and might be willing to part with it for the icon.......

Hey, even Kesena's cool with it! Woo hoo!
by Xolan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:31 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Late, but it needs to be said...
Replies: 18
Views: 1700

Go Seahawks! http://www.seahawks.com/images/homeheader/rockylofa.jpg http://www.seahawks.com/images/homeheader/rockylofa.jpg http://www.seahawks.com/images/homeheader/rockylofa.jpg Yes yes, the first game of the season was stupid ugly... but.... a win is a win, is a win, is a win! Suck it yo!
by Xolan
Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:25 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Introducing Xolan and Kesena's first child!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 1987

woooooooooooooo, posted more pics! Visit http://www.themaurerfamily.info/2.html for pictures of our bitchin little bundle. We are so lucky. This little guy is massive easy to placate, and he's such a charm. Not to mention... he STILL has big junk. and yes, he's buff! *duck* QUACK! http://www.themaur...
by Xolan
Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Introducing Xolan and Kesena's first child!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 1987

Thanks all!

He's so cool! I have a new source of entertainment for a bit!



We should have pics up on a site soon enough, I'll keep ya posted!


Aaron

Quack
by Xolan
Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Introducing Xolan and Kesena's first child!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 1987

Thanks all!

He's so cool! I have a new source of entertainment for a bit!



We should have pics up on a site soon enough, I'll keep ya posted!


Aaron

Quack
by Xolan
Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:35 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Introducing Xolan and Kesena's first child!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 1987

Introducing Xolan and Kesena's first child!!!

http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2Q2A1H6X6C ROAR!!!!! er.. I mean.... QUACK! Check him out... and yes.... he DOES have massive junk. We are still at the hospital and their access doesn't include telnet or java for access to the mud... We'll be talking to you guys as so...
by Xolan
Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:55 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Ask a guy who just ran, like, nine blocks!
Replies: 1
Views: 396

Ask a guy who just ran, like, nine blocks!

Dear Guy Who Just Ran, Like, Nine Blocks, My mother-in-law is very attentive, generous, and helpful. She's always ready to lend a hand—and that's the problem! She's constantly buying things for my family's house (she and her husband are quite wealthy). Last week, she took it upon herself to buy us ...
by Xolan
Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:07 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Puppy!
Replies: 45
Views: 6569

Name it Ambar.


*duck*
by Xolan
Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Guys I have a personal problem IRL
Replies: 23
Views: 3445

Oh No! After Kesena saw that post, she decided to follow suit and go rent a male hooker. She says she will still marry me but wants to be free. And then she said that I can no longer be a duck, because ducks are too smart, she said I had to be a badger. Badger badger badger badger badger badger badg...
by Xolan
Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:22 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Which mudder has his own video?
Replies: 22
Views: 2585

I have my own learn to dance video...

Staring ME....

Check it

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 01&q=ducky
by Xolan
Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: If you're in the olympia washington area
Replies: 10
Views: 1984

Hey, we are mailing out the wedding invitations, so email one of us with your addresses so we can send you an invite.

xolan@comcast.net
robyn_bleakney@hotmail.com


Toodles
by Xolan
Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:00 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Kesena and Xolan
Replies: 15
Views: 1338

Kesena and Xolan

Our Current Picture
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/x ... rip011.jpg


Wedding Pics to follow next month.
by Xolan
Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:47 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: If you're in the olympia washington area
Replies: 10
Views: 1984

......... let the hyperventilating begin.



*grabs for a paper bag*




Quack!

and yeah, don't forget... TOP SHELF FREE BOOZE.

*peer* But I don't drink.,..... *peer*
by Xolan
Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:00 am
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Noticed a bug with Fire embody
Replies: 1
Views: 517

Noticed a bug with Fire embody

Casting: elemental fire embodiment * < 1090h/1090H 54v/122V P: std > You complete your spell... Fatat's form begins to smolder and burn as he is transformed into a fire elemental. Fatat is surrounded by burning flames! < 1090h/1090H 54v/122V P: std > You group-say 'stop bashing :P' < 1090h/1090H 55v...
by Xolan
Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Love me or Hate me, I'm flying south for Katrina
Replies: 1
Views: 410

Love me or Hate me, I'm flying south for Katrina

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I joined the Army (I was previous military) and I have preorders to go to Mississippi to the staging area and help with disaster relief. I have a minor setback that is being corrected this upcoming week. I was set to leave this upcoming friday to my comba...
by Xolan
Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:23 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Silent Majority, vote!
Replies: 77
Views: 10205

You are all acting like a buncha fuckholes.

Homeland may have had its problems, but never the hoo-hah you guys drum through.

Get a life.

*holds his lip*
by Xolan
Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:01 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Fade to black
Replies: 36
Views: 4600

FULLY EDITED! Xolan, for all the plethera favors the staff of this mud (and the previous mud) have done for you, you should know better. Grow up or get out. You are way beyond out of line here. I *will* take serious action against you if you should make this type of post again. -Shar HALF EDITED! Sh...
by Xolan
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:04 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Interesting News Story, I instantly thought of Daz/Kwirl
Replies: 6
Views: 1324

kwirl wrote:if i wasn't a cripple id kick your ass!


that said, it was pretty funny :P




Chickenfuckers think that kinda stuff is funny cause they would never dream of being entered by a horse.


Don't you have a cane to whittle?
by Xolan
Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:52 am
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: I Dont like wasting time.!!
Replies: 50
Views: 8202

CHICKITY CHICKITY WICKITY NICKITY LICKITY SPLITIKY PUMPITY WHUMPITY LUMPITY CHUMPITY BUMPITY


Beastiality is still legal in Washington state, Maxler has just moved there.
by Xolan
Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:47 am
Forum: Logs
Topic: The long awaited Moltok log!
Replies: 27
Views: 20333

I can't wait till Moltok wakes up, he's visiting and I'm going to rib him again about this and leave this thread open, LOL. Yeah, so I shocked him with a training dog collar in the stomach lastnight, but it still wasn't as funny as rereading this. *tip* Oh yeah, and by the way, that guy can drink li...
by Xolan
Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: What is your favorite response to telemarketers?
Replies: 0
Views: 607

What is your favorite response to telemarketers?

Double Post (delete me if you so choose)
by Xolan
Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: What is your favorite response to telemarketers?
Replies: 21
Views: 2679

What is your favorite response to telemarketers?

I just got done playing with a newspaper company's telemarketers. They first asked me if I had a subscription. I replied "yes, is something wrong with my subscription?" she said no.. there was a special offer.. yada yada. When I asked what the special offer was.. she said it was only for new custome...
by Xolan
Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:53 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: I Dont like wasting time.!!
Replies: 50
Views: 8202

shalath wrote:Mine are bigger than yours


SPEED BIGGITY BUMP YO, DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ, YO... ... YO
WIT A SHOUT OUT TO REZAH, A TRUE PIMP, BOOOOEEEEEY!


*wink* this post is in jest.


Quack
by Xolan
Wed May 25, 2005 9:17 am
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: http://www.homelandmud.org/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2273&am
Replies: 5
Views: 847

http://www.homelandmud.org/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2273&am

I have no f'ing clue what the hell I was doing. Guess I'm like any other drunk.. dont make any sense while wasted.


Toodles.


Aaron
by Xolan
Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:45 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Live close to Pullman?
Replies: 8
Views: 1322

I live in Olympia.

Quack
by Xolan
Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:47 pm
Forum: Logs
Topic: I got distracted, and wouldn't ya know it? Iduna tha rescuer
Replies: 1
Views: 553

I got distracted, and wouldn't ya know it? Iduna tha rescuer

< 1176h/1200H 120v/120V > the Storm Priestess has summoned you! A air elemental is summoned away! Chamber of the Storm Priestess Room size: Mid-sized (L:25 ft W:25 ft H:10 ft) Exits: -S Corpse of a priestess of Umberlee is lying here. *A air elemental is here looking like a small living tornado. *A ...
by Xolan
Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:56 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Why humans being able to group with evils is not a big deal
Replies: 36
Views: 5008

Then there's ppl like me. I play a plethera of evil aligned/human chars. I could give a rats ass about eq one way or another, I just like the option of grouping with anyone of my choosing. There are a lot of good players on both side of Toril and I've had nothing but fun groupin with evils.. so what...
by Xolan
Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:47 pm
Forum: MUD Client Help
Topic: Rogue Combat Statistics for Zmud
Replies: 9
Views: 2424

Replace:
#TRIGGER {as you place * in his back.} {#AD mybackstab 1}

With:
#TRIGGER {as you place * in (his|her|its) back.} {#AD mybackstab 1}

and it will work just fine...
by Xolan
Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:49 pm
Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
Topic: ...........is lying here, mortally wounded.
Replies: 27
Views: 9805

bump
by Xolan
Sun May 18, 2003 7:43 am
Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Bard Quality, Round 2...
Replies: 7
Views: 1174

like anyone zoning will want TWO bards in the group....
by Xolan
Sun May 04, 2003 3:40 am
Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Possible Solution..... ?
Replies: 25
Views: 2867

http://www.sojourn3.org:8080/phpBB2/vie ... 555#103555

THAT is what can be done.....


Like it says, Case by case basis. I'll help you get on.
by Xolan
Sun May 04, 2003 3:34 am
Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Whats going on with routing? Why Europe is barred from Soj?
Replies: 37
Views: 4590

Can't connect to Soj3? AOL problems? Well hey! I know just what to do!

Overseas?

Email me at xolan@attbi.com and I'll tell you what needs to be done.

This is a one on one basis!


I got the hookup
by Xolan
Sun May 04, 2003 3:30 am
Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Attention admins : Shevvy, Miax --> Proxy time
Replies: 5
Views: 1183

Can't Connect to Soj3? AOHELL Problems? I know what to do!

Can't connect to Soj3? AOL problems? Well hey! I know just what to do!

Email me at xolan@attbi.com and I'll tell you what needs to be done.

This is a one on one basis!


I got the hookup
by Xolan
Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:34 pm
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: If you play guitar, read this!
Replies: 3
Views: 859

Talk to Fengren
by Xolan
Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:30 pm
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: Mudders rejoice!
Replies: 4
Views: 1117

The ATI Radeon 9500 ASC has a list price of $600.

You sure you wanna pay that much for ascii gaming?
by Xolan
Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:27 pm
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: the most responses
Replies: 1022
Views: 175864

Troooooooooooooooogdooooooooooooooooor!
by Xolan
Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:25 pm
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: When's your birthday?
Replies: 66
Views: 11718

May 4th, 1976 - The day that Srila Prabhupada was poisoned....
by Xolan
Tue Feb 11, 2003 2:14 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Story behind Xolan Zol'lek, Animus of Bloodstone
Replies: 0
Views: 462

The Story behind Xolan Zol'lek, Animus of Bloodstone

Smoke from the fire he conjured drifted upward into the trees. The light it created played patterns on the bottoms of leaves, and the tree trunks cast shadows far into the night. Xolan felt a tear slide down his face leaving a trail of clean skin beneath the layers of grime. A bath would be nice. It...
by Xolan
Wed Aug 21, 2002 8:32 pm
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: Zola leaves up....
Replies: 36
Views: 3131

Kimmie.... You will be in my prayers. I am saddened by the loss of a good friend. But you know your in a better place now...

Until we meet again..

Yer bud.. that stupid duck....

Aaron.

------------------
To quack or not to quack...

That is the question.
by Xolan
Sun Aug 18, 2002 11:22 pm
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: the most responses
Replies: 1022
Views: 175864

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Daz: <B> http://mywebpages.comcast.net/kwirl/Daz.jpg who dat? dat me. daz wuz here. for real, yo. </B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Holy SHIT! daz has mike tyson on the wall? Boggle...
by Xolan
Mon Jul 29, 2002 5:03 am
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: Pikachu or PsiDuck
Replies: 13
Views: 913

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eza: <B>Psiduck rocks my ass. </B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes I do...... ------------------ To quack or not to quack... That is the question.
by Xolan
Mon Jul 29, 2002 4:55 am
Forum: S3 General Discussion Archive
Topic: Flames here
Replies: 56
Views: 6961

Fuck tha police.... Fuck, Fuck, Fuck tha police. yeah fuck em.. I just wanted to swear a bunch to make you all feel cooler.. shit dick cunt bastard fuck faggot bitch pussy cock ass pissdrinker assfucker shiteater pussyfart squat-to-pee trick sissy hooker cum guzzler poop pirate bunglicker etc. etc A...
by Xolan
Tue Jun 04, 2002 10:29 pm
Forum: S3 Ideas Archive
Topic: ...........is lying here, mortally wounded.
Replies: 27
Views: 9805

...........is lying here, mortally wounded.

We should be able to drag a mortted player or mob.. that would be spicey!

Quack. xXx

------------------
To quack or not to quack...

That is the question.
by Xolan
Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:45 am
Forum: S3 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: About Aram
Replies: 35
Views: 2694

I do not see a problem with the name Aram. In fact I have to believe that it is one of the best roleplaying names I have seen to date... mark a vote in the keeper box for me..... Hope he gets to keep it.. he has had it for a long time now. Xolan the duck in distress....... ------------------ To quac...

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