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by Vaprak
Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:07 pm
Forum: Logs
Topic: Tia Mob Proc
Replies: 15
Views: 2393

You watch as Thalidyrr is lifted high into the air, and spat out of the red maw. As he tumbles limply through the air, your eyes widen momentarily as you realize he is hurtling through the air directly towards Weylarii!! Before you can turn away, Thalidyrr smashes down on top of Weylarii in a bone-...
by Vaprak
Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Getting reamed in the rectum... need some advice.
Replies: 10
Views: 2121

Wow. If Corth wasn't just an ambulance chaser I'd tell you to talk to him. *stare*.

Definately talk to the better business bureau about that first contractor. Sounds like the kind of crook that doesn't go to jail nearly enough.
by Vaprak
Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:24 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Weekend with Movies
Replies: 14
Views: 2073

Newer: Devil's Rejects, Stewie Griffon: The Untold Story My all time favorites that I can watch repeatedly: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Conspiracy Theory, Matrix Trilogy, any Star Wars episode, Full Metal Jacket, Dazed and Confus...
by Vaprak
Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Sand through the hourglass...
Replies: 4
Views: 793

There's a couple of old Riders of Twilight members that work with/for Sigil Games. Aradune is just the one that gets all the spotlight.
by Vaprak
Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Your work security policies
Replies: 17
Views: 2499

I'm a system/domain admin. I can do whatever I want as long as it doesn't blatently involve prOn for long periods of time. Everything is locked down from the internet in, but anything can go out. Our wireless network is firewalled off from everything else. Our public PCs are V-LANed off from everyth...
by Vaprak
Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Beer & Cocktails - Post your favorites!
Replies: 32
Views: 6443

Beer in no particular order: Fat Tire Singletrack Smithwick's Harp Sierra Nevada Porter Breckenridge Brewery Avalance Pale Ale (I like all Breckenridge stuff) Red Hook IPA (or just about anything by Red Hook except the Winter Ale) Shiner Blonde Rogue Dead Guy Ale Black and Tans (using Harp, not Bass...
by Vaprak
Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:27 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Halloween: an expression of American cultural supremacy.
Replies: 52
Views: 8951

I will be dressing up as the most fearsome creature known to exist once again this year: man with unmatched socks. Hideous is it not?
by Vaprak
Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: song lyrics - post ya fave!
Replies: 20
Views: 2530

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves The echo of a distant tide Comes willowing across the sand And everything is green and submarine And no one showed us to the land And no one knows the wheres or whys But something sti...
by Vaprak
Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Video Cards?
Replies: 9
Views: 1223

My 486DX4-100 with 8mb RAM and a 400MB hard drive is all the computer I'll ever need. It's got a 5 1/4" floppy! The vesa local bus video is sweet too!
by Vaprak
Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Computer Time (Second of Two)
Replies: 21
Views: 3148

I deal mainly with business PCs, so I don't get into Athlons and high end video cards unless they are more along the lines of the nVidia Quadros and the like, so I have no comment on the CPU, Motherboard or video card. I also hate graphical games, so don't have a spiffy graphics PC at home. I have a...
by Vaprak
Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Who can explain this?
Replies: 13
Views: 1161

I spend money with reckless abandon in order to help the economy. It's my patriotic duty!

Consumables are your friend! Buy! Buy! Buy!!!1111
by Vaprak
Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:32 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Anyone from Jersey able to help me out a bit?
Replies: 4
Views: 669

The Destroyer indeed. I didn't destroy it. It was laying destroyed on my kitchen floor when I woke up this morning. Mainly this is due to frickin' party house, frickin' party all the time for my brother-in-law who lives in my basement. On the good side of things, they did manage to not break the ot...
by Vaprak
Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Anyone from Jersey able to help me out a bit?
Replies: 4
Views: 669

Naw it's a customized one for New Jersey. It says icons of irish on the bottom, but the actual shooter picture says "New Jersey" on it if I remember right. I'll post a picture of what's left. I checked ebay and such also and didn't find anything and I don't have a ton of time before sister gets back...
by Vaprak
Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Anyone from Jersey able to help me out a bit?
Replies: 4
Views: 669

Anyone from Jersey able to help me out a bit?

One of my sister's shot glasses got broken last night by one of her husband's idiot friends. My sister is over in iraq atm so doesn't know about it yet, but she'll be pissed if/when she finds out. So to help save my brother-in-law's hide I was wondering if any of you out in New Jersey (probably near...
by Vaprak
Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: A lawyer runs a stop sign
Replies: 9
Views: 1310

What's 18 inches long and hangs from an a**hole?












A lawyer's necktie!
by Vaprak
Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: A lawyer runs a stop sign
Replies: 9
Views: 1310

What do you have when you find a lawyer up to their neck in cement?















Not enough cement.
by Vaprak
Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:09 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: fun recipies that i have been learning
Replies: 112
Views: 23406

amolol wrote:yea need a better description than vodka sauce. cause technicly you can crap then mix it with vodka and call it a vodka sauce...


If you drank a fifth of vodka and then went pipi into a cup the next day and then thickened it with corn starch, could that be vodka sauce also then?
by Vaprak
Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The president's daily briefing..
Replies: 4
Views: 843

Pretty good.
by Vaprak
Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Really Really Old Players
Replies: 97
Views: 23546

Re: Approaches with his walking stick

Well I know I"m late getting to this forum, haven't checked it out in about a year... I started in about 94...Duris (what's Duris) Mystra and Lloth were the Forgers... and little Cyric was just a Human named Burunga.... So many old friends who I still think off 10+ years later. *sheds a tear for hi...
by Vaprak
Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:32 pm
Forum: T2 Announcements Archive
Topic: FYI
Replies: 22
Views: 13038

Um, I love beer?
by Vaprak
Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Guess what?
Replies: 34
Views: 6979

You can purchase a home in most states no money down if you have a good credit score and a job. There are lots of programs available for this including RA loans (need to be first time home buyer, I believe this stands for Rural Administration or something like that). There are also various programs ...
by Vaprak
Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: A New Player's Journey
Replies: 34
Views: 4393

Yasden wrote:Kurz got a conj to 50 in 40 hours ptime. It's possible.


He also did a paladin to 50 in 2 days ptime, although some of it was with the help of Avernus.
by Vaprak
Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Orleans
Replies: 56
Views: 12850

My boss and a guy that rents office space from us both flew their airplanes down to Mississippi (separatly) over this long weekend. Not sure what my boss is planning on doing, but the guy that rents from us is a trained EMT in addition to his day job as a programmer. I think they took a load of supp...
by Vaprak
Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Whats the most messed up thing you did to your drunk friend
Replies: 23
Views: 5204

Two words: Cleveland Steamer
by Vaprak
Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:10 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The Immortals
Replies: 71
Views: 17031

Ranon, don't think it was a cleric. I believe it was Draaz getting the war axe of Frugelhiem the Slayer for the final EA reward.
by Vaprak
Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Orleans
Replies: 56
Views: 12850

Also if you've got some cash to spare laying around... http://writerscafe.net/donations.html#15k I cleared out my PayPal account donating to this. It goes directly to Americare, which has very low administrative costs compared to the Red Cross. Also if you live near a Lowes Home Improvement store, a...
by Vaprak
Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: New Orleans
Replies: 56
Views: 12850

Ambar wrote:still nothing from rokub or nazma .. lemme find baikalisan's number .. she talks to rokub a lot .. and i have nazmas number


Any word from Nazma yet? Or any of these folks for that matter...
by Vaprak
Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Cah and Teflor playing WoW
Replies: 11
Views: 1310

I laughed, I cried, I humped. YAR YAR!
by Vaprak
Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:34 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: a robe covered in runic symbols
Replies: 2
Views: 527

Shows as wt5 everywhere I look. Everyone else's robes look like wt5, have someone online check your robes, might need to be swapped out.
by Vaprak
Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:05 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Pets in group + exp
Replies: 62
Views: 11993

That and pets used to be grouped w/o taking xp. I don't get it. Your necro/lich. You indirectly cause the damage/pain/death. You absolutely should get xp for any creation that cause damage. Shaman, ele's, staves that proc pets for non-pet class (ice wand)..all pets should be yielding exp to the own...
by Vaprak
Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:12 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Clouds evil castle, there isn't any point.
Replies: 5
Views: 1166

I made storms and a couple other things from other zones !locate much longer than 3 months ago. If you have suggestions on other things that should be made !locate, send me a pm.
by Vaprak
Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:03 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Jot Invasion
Replies: 36
Views: 8187

Would be cool if area gods actually played the game they tinkered with. I think that's asking alot though. Also, I still don't get how 2 groups can't handle jot invasion. You can still split it up with camps, the grid, the palace etc. If everything with the recent change to Jot invasion was impleme...
by Vaprak
Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The end of the world.
Replies: 9
Views: 1698

Sound in this isn't particularly safe for work it seems, judging by the dirty looks I got.

heh.
by Vaprak
Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: What is your favorite response to telemarketers?
Replies: 21
Views: 3875

When they ask for me by my difficult to pronounce surname I immediately come back with, "No, this is his former roomate, and if you ever do get ahold of that sumbish let me know because he owes me 3 months back rent. I'm currently selling all of his belongings on eBay if you're interested in some go...
by Vaprak
Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Anyone familiar with HijackThis?
Replies: 7
Views: 1477

Download and run the latest version of CWS Shredder. That's my best guess right now for an easy fix. Otherwise you'll need to hit it with a whole barrage of stuff.
by Vaprak
Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:36 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Elemental Plane of Magma
Replies: 16
Views: 2347

It has been done.

It is intended to be an extremely difficult zone.

It was modified by the areas staff not too long after it was done post-dragon-upgrade to make the rewards more in line with the risk. I'm not sure if it has or hasn't been done since the changes to it.
by Vaprak
Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:37 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: hahahaha
Replies: 1
Views: 467

Nice!
by Vaprak
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Bye
Replies: 86
Views: 13680

If a bear poops in the forest, and nobody's there to see it, does it still smell?
by Vaprak
Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:38 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Top 5 Code Requests
Replies: 130
Views: 26183

OLC!
by Vaprak
Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Bye
Replies: 86
Views: 13680

I see the part where I posted above in this thread about please not being asshats to one another got duly ignored. Yay!
by Vaprak
Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Bye
Replies: 86
Views: 13680

And I would just like to say to the Imms that most people either ignore Sarvis or appreciate his banter, whether we agree with him or not. So why not lay off him? Or were you trying to kill this mud faster by shunning the few people who actually care to stay here? Sooner than later you'll be sittin...
by Vaprak
Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Help Save Whales!
Replies: 9
Views: 1609

Free Willy?
by Vaprak
Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Really Really Old Players
Replies: 97
Views: 23546

I remember all of those names, but I was just a little guy back then.

Give it up for Legion of Chaos! Woot!
by Vaprak
Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:52 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Evermeet Changes
Replies: 41
Views: 10894

I'll make a presumtion and answer one question for Shiallia... Putting in the long roads as they are now help provide a skeleton for the island, one that can have zones placed in such that they 'fit'. It makes it easier for future construction if the connect points are laid out and you can see wher...
by Vaprak
Fri May 06, 2005 5:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Memory Lane
Replies: 59
Views: 14304

Woo I got mentioned 3 times! Oh the memories... 4 times: The Mighty Fehble cuts your legs clean off, you feel drifting into dizziness ... and finally into blackness. Welcome to Homeland 0) Take your leave of Homeland. 1) Enter the realms of Homeland. 2) Enter your character description. 3) Read the...
by Vaprak
Fri May 06, 2005 5:28 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Thinking about starting back up...
Replies: 6
Views: 1288

I think the only way the game would shut down in any forseable future is if Ninja assassins were sent out to each of the staff's homes and we were all forced to commit Seppuku. With the current and future market penetration trends of Ninja Burger this could become more likely in the future as more c...
by Vaprak
Thu May 05, 2005 8:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Memory Lane
Replies: 59
Views: 14304

If you're hasted, and Tiamat breathes lightning...
by Vaprak
Wed May 04, 2005 2:13 am
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: Disintegration Rays
Replies: 25
Views: 3191

I for one like to see EQ get disintigrated/dragon nuked, but 9 items in one round was a bit much agreed.
by Vaprak
Mon May 02, 2005 2:40 pm
Forum: T2 Gameplay Discussion Archive
Topic: warriors and weapons
Replies: 40
Views: 8076

2h weapons are on my list of things to look at for balance. I've got an awful long list though and I haven't even started to do anything with this other than to realize that it doesn't seem quite right how the calcer does these. No time frame implied.
by Vaprak
Sun May 01, 2005 5:01 pm
Forum: Homeland Player Integration
Topic: Underdark areas
Replies: 2
Views: 6557

Underdark areas

Does anyone have any specific instances of a room flag, quest, mob, or other issue with any of the new UD zones such as Menzo, Darklake, etc? There's so much information scattered in so many places that it's difficult to tell what's been fixed :) Please don't post anything that you haven't recently ...

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