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A point on evil trading: (At least as far as the Clan Blindhammer is concerned) I will trade with anyone, good or evil, cross or back. I am the mercenary of the UD, I truly dun give a damn if it makes me rich. And ANY of you who know me, friend or not, know this. They know I have a mentalist who uph...

Clan Blindhammer

Go Lakers??

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On a note, the fact that Rags posted, makes me smile. I wonder sometimes about the rules that imms choose to enforce sometimes and then...I'm not sayin' look away, but I'm sayin'..enforce less harshly, sometimes. Names is a big one for me. Like, I had an elf once named Monthalamonzire. He was declin...

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Having wide reaching consequences does not mean nature cares:P And yeah, some how, she makes a lot more sense spouting this nonsense (see: brainwashing, hypnotism) than I do explaining it for her. I mean honestly, that there dogwood tree won't give a flyin pootnanny if I lop off mine, yours, or that...

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In my humanities class, my prof has been blabbin on about how, if there was no God, then all laws and rules are unjustifiable. That nature doesn't care if we rape and maim, and that all laws and rules, morals and ethics, are the basis of man, and man's belief in them is based on religion, primarily,...

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In thinking about bards a bit more I think I see another issue with them... Bards are passive in fights. Meaning you don't really do anything with a bard in a fight once you start to sing. Every other class is active meaning you actually have to do something to be effective. Bards you don't.... I t...

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I skipped a lot of the idea posts (flash of inspiration) I use to play Sideul, a bard, long long ago. And after hearing about the accompaniment problems (if I wanna change songs, hope the accompanying bard doesn't pick up where I left off..) I thought of another skill that could conteract...to a deg...

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rofl

No, some of the admin enjoy abusin that description rule sometimes;)

Either that or they're just insanely harsher on me. Which could be..

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1. OMFG Ashiwi, get off the pills. You think -I'm- a top notch evil? ROFLMAO! ;) Artikerus is the Diet-coke of Evils. *pinkie* 2. Drow speak sucks. Learn Duergar. -=cac=- 3. It's a rotational thing, I agree. We'll come back up in numbers soon. One thing I am proud to announce though, is that Clan Bl...

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I think we should just airlift all of our prisoners to Iraq and drop 'em all in Baghdad and say, "There, you're free. Go play now."

Talk about your humanitarian aid?

Clan Blindhammer

Irregardless of what Arilin says, I will support Nilan in an irregardless attempt to irregardlessly incorporate the word irregardless into mainstream communication and vocabulary, irregardlessly irregulating the irregular irregarding of the word irregardless.

Damn it Arti, shut up!

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Ya know elf, yer always fer doin' thingies the hard way. Ye coulda jus' hollered me name and ye be knowin' Ye always damned well be knowin.. That I've got me scouts eyein' yerself. I'm still not fer trustin ye, ye durned black skinned orc kissin pointy earred bastard son of a gnoll, with yer purty s...

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Bring back the Guillotine! HERE HERE! I'm a fan of eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Only with immediate and savage action in the forefront, will we ever be able to bring total and ultimate peace to the, uh, not forefront. :roll: No really. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. And people ...

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3/11

WOOO 7 more days!!!!!

Someone better get me ress for my b-day!

Clan Blindhammer

Posted: [/ Sun Oct 21, 2001 4:32 am Post subject: the most responses -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- if you read this tag this turxx was here Wow. Figures I get here 2 years later...;) I'm not late ! I'm the first person in line for the NEXT thing P....

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Silly goblin!

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Och! Sisters!? Indeed, I do be thinkin' I'm more'n a might lucky to be meetin ye! An' to be thinkin' o all me fantasies ye were leavin out with'in me thinkin' ye just strangers!

:)

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Bah! I'm fer thinkin' yer leavin' out a bit more'n what yer telling Bard! Bring yer flimsy flamsy tail back to me table, pour me another cup, and finish yer tale with haste! Tis not many stories o stinkin' moutain dwarves that'd I'd be waitin to be hearing! Bah! Well written:) Seems we're entering a...

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That's actually a pretty good idea, and I think a lot of it is due to the new combat system. It's harder for mages who don't adjust their stats towards strength, and more importantly, agility and dexterity, and when they have spells that can hit, but actually do no damage at all, to a level 1 mob. S...

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Just to clarify in case Daz got my intentions wrong

Dungapol and I are buds. He's my big, cuddly ass, hole! :)

Speakin of big people, Rueben on American Idol just won! WOOOO Rueben is so awesome he made the spokesperson bleed by bashing him on the show. Kick A to big people!!!!

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And just to be fair, I'll say this:

/quote
Dungap The Big Asshole
/quote

That should be, Dungap, The Big, Ass, Hole!
have you seen this kid? OMFG!!!

Arti Is Here, So Lighten UP!

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BTW I saw Arilin, and he's a sexy beast. :)

Arti Loves You All!!!

:P :!: :D :o :lol:

Clan Blindhammer

OOCLY: I think this stupid goblins' really got a deathwish.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The rock hit the hammer in Artikerus' hand and bounced away, causing no real damage to either the weapon or it's wielder. Artikerus immediately rendered himself...

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I'm not impressed. -shove Malar-

I thought it was horribly written, biased and

Geez. Man, I can't even bullshit a bad response to this. That was one of the best stories I've ever read man. Congrats and kudos, and I do hope to hear much more of your work in the near, near future.

Clan Blindhammer

Artikerus lifted his hammer, a much smaller one than his usual weapon of choice, and slammed it home. He lifted it again, and with a grunt, slammed it home again. He stood back and wiped his brow. He looked around at his fellow clansmen, each toiling under the overcast sun, building what was to soon...

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Deshana: Och, havnae ye done enough tae t'puir mons nose? Breaking it and all, leave 'im be Arti, afore I come for ye, and not in the way ye be thinkin. The winds of change ...

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by bimble: I've been asked lots of questions about how I view orcs and why Evika does the things she does lately. So here goes a bit of the behind the scenes stuff: ------ Mayb...

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"..Aye our pockets are gettin bigger.. And growin upon our beards... Drinkin' up all the liquors.. And Drinkin' up all the beers.. Aye, ye can't be knowin' the clamor, But ye be knowin' who he is.. Aye ye be knowin Clan Blindhammer, And their patron Ar-tik-er-us." Artikerus sang the song over and ov...

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Artikerus admired the handiwork of the evil little orc. He hated to admit it, but he admired the kind of..disrespect.. she showed to the bodies of the dead. Artikerus pondered over who this RedTail was. He looked at Ssixxizzirrill, who waited patiently, no doubt enjoying the idea of plunging its sli...

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The Halls of Gloom were as quiest as could be, given the fact that nearly half of Clan Blindhammer, those that weren't scouting on the surface, had gathered in attendance to see their king. They grumbled and talked amongst themselves, the murmur sounding like an avalanch of rocks tumbling down an un...

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Artikerus clambered up the steep slope, peering up in the darkness. He couldn't make out the form of the Drow any more, but knew he was using his excellant agility to his advantage as he climbed the mountain. Artikerus huffed and puffed, his muscles corded as he pulled himself up to the summit. "Dam...

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Artikerus snickered, knowing that the ugly goblinkin had gained vision into the invisible spectrum. He patted his hammer, stained red with still wet blood. Diagonally across his chest was a stained wolf pelt. He stroked it thoughtfully as he peered at the female orc. "Ye be stealin' all me kills." A...

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Artikerus snickered softly as he watched the Orc undress below him. He marveled at how ugly the beast was, "Even worse than seeing some humans up close," he mused. Checking his gear to make sure it was still strapped tight, the invisible Duergar, using the innate ability of his race, slowly slid dow...

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Drulokerus stifled another yawn as he stood in the gatehouse, idly watching the other gateguards as they in turn watched the gates. "Gate duty," muttered Drulokerus, rolling his eyes as he thought of his brother, King Artikerus, who had punished him with such a position. He walked out of the gatehou...

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Artikerus ignored the magical flash as he continued on the trail of the fleeing humanoid, intent on the tracks before him. He turned nearly 180 degrees with the tracks, stopping himself as he realized the foul creature had tried to back track, but had not tried to walk backwards to hide it's own tra...

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"REDTAIL!!!" Artikerus barely looked up from the trail he was watching at the sound of the yell, knowing his prey could be anywhere up ahead. He focused on the footsteps, the same bipedal footsteps he had found at his campsite several days earlier. He grumbled to himself as he approached the farmhou...

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Artikerus grumbled loudly as he walked down the trail, stomping with no intention to mute or muffle the sounds of his passing. He even snapped twigs and small branches that came near his empty hands, as if to say he could give less of a damn if anyone found him...and in fact, he almost wished he wou...

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The ogress took several steps foraward and pushed against the gate with great strength - "FOOK NILAN!" she bellowed. "You never told me the WORD!" For a brief moment she calmed and looked back at the forest, "Give Ambar da WORD!" she screamed at the forest I fell out of my seat. Not from the...

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nilan: He held his hammer low, aiming the shot. With a mighty sideways swing, Artikerus drove his hammer through the paladins' skull. A blast of lightning sent the charred head...

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Artikerus snickered again as Drulokerus told of the ambush. He still wondered his brothers motives - why he would be in the underdark in the first place when his camp is on the surface, as well as why his slave illithid, Ssixxizzirrill, would bother rescuing his insubordinate tail. Artikerus had a k...

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Slavan: - [This message has been edited by Slavan (edited 01-09-2003).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ------------------ King Artikerus Blindhammer Patron of Clan Blindhammer ...

Clan Blindhammer

ignore my mudmail. nice job nukklehead
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King Artikerus Blindhammer
Patron of Clan Blindhammer
Fallen Priest of Shimmergloom

[This message has been edited by Clan Blindhammer (edited 01-08-2003).]

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P.S.

Arti pwns Thanuk!
-cac-

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King Artikerus Blindhammer
Patron of Clan Blindhammer
Fallen Priest of Shimmergloom

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Drulokerus snickered softly as he cautiously made his way around the Pantherclaw Army's camp. There were very few soldiers in the area, and the senior Blindhammer's invisibility spell had been renewed long time ago. Little information had been garnered, as per Artikerus' request, but there was no ha...

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BAH! It's like yer all against me. That's okay, that's how I like it http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/wink.gif Though, I'd like to point out, Nilan couldn't kill a wet paper bag if it was Elven made! -poke-! http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/smile.gif --------------------------------------------- -------------...

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Dusk finally settled in on the cozy farmhouse, and darkness itself nestled in for it's 8 hour stay in respite of the day. The farmhouse was dark and quiet, premature for the bustle of activity that usually accompanied such a structure. Dark times had indeed fallen this house, so close to the Troll M...

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Definitely a good start http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/smile.gif Couple things though that hurt your story: throat, not throught http://www.sojourn3.org/ubb/smile.gif And Illithids are not Yuan-ti's (snakes) They're like humans with squid heads and tentacles for the most part. It's always a good idea t...

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Oh what the hell, figured this was a post worth keeping in the forefront so others would join us? Untitled 29... Leave me alone, I cry and scream, Horried torrents in frightful dreams, I run, I hide I cannot leave, Insidious scares won't leave me be. I bear the scars, That you should see, Across my ...

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The air shimmered and shifted, and a small, pale skinned Dwarf faded into view. He looked one way, towards where the large barbarian had left, then the other, where he assumed the stealthy Drow had gone. He grumbled to himself, searching for tracks. The barbarians footsteps were easily discernable, ...

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I'm fer thinkin it's the rangers fault. I say we blame 'em, hang 'em, and be done with the lil buggers! Am I the only one fer noticin' that we've been havin these corruptions as soon as we're to be seein' improvements on the rats? I say ye turn 'em all into human warriors fer causin the trouble! The...

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