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I'm not a master at pwning or anything, but some of you guys should run your material by someone before you post it.. unless you really want everyone to know how !funny you are :(

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I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass! In that case we better get you 2;) Still mad about that cleveland steamer i gave you, eh? Don't worry, i heard that if you wield a khanjari you can proc it to...

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I'm glad Holy avenger got fixed. Dispel magic was stupid, stoneskin was worse, and dispel evil as a direct damage spell was kinda silly too. I've always liked the proc on armor and bless, and heal was nice too. As far as I know, it's just heal as the cleric spell, I don't think I've seen it do more ...

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There's a reason why the khanjari dagger is a rogue weapon and not a warrior class/sub class weapon! Making a chief arguement using that as an example is weak at most :p. Comparing it to the former premier weapon for warriors is aslo pretty weak :p. There's a reason gythka was dg'ed. Just because i...

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Holy crap, who has done avenger quest in one boot?

It is easier than before though, donn why. I liked it better when the balor still had vorpal sword.

Besides, I thought deathknell had sense life infra and a bunch of other stuff.

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I'm just going to go out on a limb here and garner the wrath of all rogues by saying that having major para poison in the game is broken. I solo'd a mob today that I never should have been able to solo. Sure, it's nice to be able to do it upon occasion, and the poison isn't exactly abundant in the ...

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rofl jehovas witnesses

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I'd meet Nilan if he didn't mud from a maximum security prison. All you that wanted to meet Hibbidy, he was born with a tail, and likes to poke people with it. I'd meet Toarn at the gangbang. Touk now wears an eyepatch made of summer sausage, its disturbing, but smells nice. I'd like to meet him. Ko...

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Found a website that lets you generate one of those new nonsensical company names that seem to be going around, like Accenture, Consignia, etc. The company name that was generated when I used the site was Ensis . To make your own brand name, go to http://www.whatbrandareyou.com I wonder how many ot...

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Lets see, desh now has a 95 wis down from 115, i lost 200 hp on desh 40 on maeli 150 on silvine. i lost pff on all characters the first wave of changes took my ROGUE from 33/40 to 25/17 by this point and some frantic shuffling i've managed 33/27 balancing melee you said? hmm I lost a ton of wisdom ...

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I've played the golf game (tiger woods) on my friend's PS2 and thought it was a lot of fun. I especially liked when he designed my character to look almost exactly like me rofl. My girlfriend and I want a system mostly for sports games I guess, which I thought were best on the PS2? I'm pretty sure ...

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Just out of curiosity, why the rabid opposition? Arguments I've seen: "There are already too many classes." Are we at risk of running out of harddisk space for the mud? Mercenaries would just be another option for those hitter/tank types. Call it our "Illusionist" for the melee guys :P. "Whats the p...

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close, but no, unholy doesnt armor/bless, but it does proc on crit. and if you think unholy word is a fair balance to holy word you are out of your mind. make holy harder to get, and drop the hit/dam I think sense life/infra/farsee was twilight..unholy doesn't have those does it? As far as holy wor...

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Pheten wrote:was dropped to 5/4 on hitdam, everything else = same

So avenger is 8d4 6 6 holyword, armor/bless, breach, heal, damage proc and unholy is 8d4 5 4 unholy word, armor/bless, heal, full heal on deathblow?.. yea that kinda doesn't make sense. specially given the quest involved for unholy.

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Outa curiosity.. what did deathknell get degraded to?

Seems they should be equal, I always figured the quest for avenger was waaaaaaaaaaay easier than deathknell. Just the waiting game that sucked.

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100% what Nuk said. I'm kind of fond of the D&D spell Improved Haste. It wouldn't significantly improve caster number of melee attacks, but would strengthen the damage of the real melees significantly. No offense, but adding a new spell to fix melee would piss off most if not all non-casters.

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I posted something to this effect on the initial announcement but it got axed..either that or it didn't get saved :P Either way, I'll re-iterate. At some point there was this huge armsrace for melee to have massive damage, being that there were only sorcs and monks, so melee besides bigbys and meteo...

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this just opens the door for a harder 2h quest Either way, 4d5 on a 2handed weapon is rediculous. What else did they do to it?..did they jack the procs?..pallys can't use em :( so i only saw the major para proc in fights(gah!)..I think theres a poison one too but im sure that 1 hp/round is negligab...

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Eilistraee, I do appreciate that the lag is being looked at and fixed. I do, however, take a bit of issue with your snipe at people "complaining repeatedly." I know everyone behind the scenes is probably busy discussing these changes, but you can't expect your players to know of what's going on unl...

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The point is, while gythka may be soloable with some work (i've only ever solo'd the beholder) the fact that melee damage sucks just goes beyond, and this is just a nail in the coffin. The stand by me weapon of all warriors was basically made akin to a 1 handed weapon.. wow.. i guess i should pond ...

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i agree with olithil, this fictional text construct based on fantasy just isn't realistic enough.

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An Icelandic fishing captain, known as "the Iceman" for his tough character, grabbed a 300 kg shark with his bare hands as it swam in shallow water towards his crew, a witness said today. The skipper of the trawler "Erik the Red" was on a beach in Kuummiit, east Greenland, watching his crew process...

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Well what could Hooah abbreviate? Hooah______. Perhaps you mean that its an acronymn? I've heard that line of crap about Oorah, hoorah, hooah, all of it. Just give it up and accept that jumping out of planes has slammed your brain into your skull one too many times! When you coming back to Portland...

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Even with stone on the avenger, paladins weren't an overwhelming force. In fact, they were somewhat of a dying breed. So, why the changes? Hopefully it's to make the class more useful rather than downgrading them? The biggest liability of playing a paladin is the age issue, which is hard to overcom...

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Gormal wrote:All Army acryonymns break out to the following:

"Hooah."

Thank you drive through meatheads.

How little you know squid. Hooah is an abbreviation, unlike someones obvious rip-off "hoo-yah"

airborne all the way, biatch.

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Nilan wrote:I love those paladins, I hunt them whenever im bored and wanna kill stuff.

A good paladin is a dead paladin.
Best is killin em close to wd so i can drag their bodies in and dump em outside the paladin guild.

Nilan
aka
Stabby

No wonder i can't complete avenger quest :P

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I test next spring but you know how CT exams are. I have a perefct PMA, and 1 award point (I have a NAM coming in a month so 3 at test time). I feel bad for you guys who actually have to cut an 80 or something to advance. BTW, I should chat with you about where I want to be stationed next. Do you h...

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Teyaha wrote:a gentleman never tells :P

i think that means no.

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rylan wrote:had a seminar for a few days!

Rylan = Susan Powter

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you know ensis, that statement just shows us that you must use a gameboy for your networking needs. isn't it amazing that those two little boxes talk to each other and make happy beeps when you hit a button? of COURSE the reason the tech jobs are gone is because people know it all now, thats it. uh...

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Its not that fact of the number of results for reality tv or that there is so much crapality tv out there. its the number of results for it VS the number of results for the upcomming elections. That is the scary part. Doh.. mybad :) Didn't mean to hijack your post Gerad. Another good poll would be ...

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great! rant on me! since i value your opinions like brocoli in the morning! this wasn't written for either of you. this was written for people who wanted to learn something interesting about a major problem in our education system, and i included my own anti-feminism movements. It's funny that in a...

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Searched the web for "reality tv". Results 1 - 10 of about 6,340,000. Search took 0.29 seconds. Searched the web for "2004 election". Results 1 - 10 of about 443,000. Search took 0.15 seconds. Why should the networks pay actors when they can get normal shmucks to go on for free after offering a "wi...

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I suppose you could call me a masculinist ... Women's rights have been long touted, and to an extent, I agree. I agree women are equal members of society, equal pay, equal rights, but that's where my beliefs end. Certain jobs are just not for women. In the Navy they tend not to look at the person w...

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you know, i read the comments on here and i want to laugh, just the degree of fear that people have of the feminists. you know, im not a feminist or a masculinist - i believe that we ALL have our roles in life, and that our sex does dictate PARTIALLY what SOME of those roles will be, but beyond tha...

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Tech jobs died because the technology the need for techies ceased. There was a point when being MCSE made you necessary to big corporations and technology firms, but the point passed. Everyone that needed their network hooked up, got it hooked up. A lot of the people that hired people to do their "I...

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I know it was technically on a different mud, but eq changes were promised almost 2 months ago now. Please, it's been a week on the new site. I'd assume that's enough time to establish at least an acceptable stability of both link and hardware. So.. maybe they could happen before the changes become...

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Actually...this has been fixed and un-fixed several times over the years. It's generally ended up getting changed due to abuse and/or unintended mob behavior. I'll take yet another look at it and see if we can get it fixed for good this time. Hm.. prolly need some new code to do it? I remember in b...

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Didn't look like he assisted, if you're evilly aligned those guys are aggro and whoop up on you.

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Clue musk?..I think someone needs to take a break from bugs bunny cartoons and come back to reality. While you're at it, buy a freakin vowel for your name. If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. If brains were dyna...

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Shut the hell up you stupid bastard. You get even more ridiculous with every word that comes tumbling out your over-used mouth. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I...

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You know, in the world of professional american sports, I find it amazing just how far above the competition the NFL really stands. The NFL has the best salary cap/free agency system among the major sports, keeping competition thriving and fierce. Of the last 10 years, 9 teams have won titles. Very...

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Bring back haste!!! Seriously. There are a number of threads detailing the benefits around here somewhere. . . and I can not think of a single drawback. (No, casters won't be any less 'usefull' than they are now. Y'all know that. So. . . .Please? :) Lost Seriously. Enchanters are not brought to gro...

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Dalar wrote:I still don't get why gods add content with "COMING SOON" attached to it. Will the ten towns be done when Kralgar quest is finally done?

I bet you go nuts when you go see a movie and theres a bunch of previews.

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Shrug, people who care (read: unrepentant geeks) use the metric system anyway. :) Corth So...in the grand scheme of things, if you use the metric system and/or lobby for its widescale use, you are an unrepentant geek. If you spent the better part of your life watching meaningless lines of fantasy t...

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I wasn't aiming to keep my own undead 'alive'. In zones like spob that are filled with undead, I have very few targets to raise. I don't see why I can capture the soul of a ghost/spirit and turn it into a wraith/ghost that I can use. Also it would be hard to keep your undead alive this way I think ...

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1) read posts carefully 2) you don't have to keep track of my characters. hell don't even respond to my posts Dalar's Question: Why can't he re-raise undead pets that get killed. When you try to cast 'animate (insert undead here)' on a corpse of an undead pet that died while under your control, you...

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Yes we do love to drink, yes we are better then those other 3 lame services, yes I look damn sexy in bellbottoms. None of which changes the fact that not only do the Jets suck, the sport does as well. A: There are only two other services, the Marines belong to you clowns. B: Better as in easier, fu...

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Daz wrote:the reason why i think the jets will do upset shit is because vinny is a former buc.

In the 50's.

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Daz was just inadvertently posting what he truly loves is to say the exact opposite of what other people want, specifically when they caveat it with a "none of this" on it.

Me, I like pointing out people that do the opposite of what someone wants just to be different :)

Oh, and twins.

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