this came from a local newspaper the day after the super bowl.....
A first-grade teacher in Oakland explains to her
class that she is a Raiders fan. She asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too,are Raiders fans. Everyone in the class raises
their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and asks, "Janie, why didn't
you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Raiders fan,
then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Buccaneers fan and proud of it," Janie
replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why
are you a Buccaneers
fan?"
"Because my mom is a Buccaneers fan and my dad is an Buccaneers fan,
so I'm a Buccaneers fan, too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed
tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Buccaneers fan. You don't
have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was
a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "we'd be Raiders fans."
-Turg
With a face like Ssissu's who could possibly make him feel any worse
-Turg 1/15/03
poor, poor raider fans
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