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You speaky Engrish?

Postby Wobb » Sun Feb 10, 2002 5:42 am

I'm sorry but I had this log for so long and it brings a laugh every time. I'm sure we've all played with people for whom English is their second langauge, so hopefully this will be taken as its meant..just humor..not a dig to anyone or any culture. Enjoy!

(Names of course have been changed to protect the innocent)

You tell SomeDude 'do you like the game?'

SomeDude tells you '1month play and one month i not doing play'

SomeDude tells you 'yes! i very love game'

You tell SomeDude 'what has been most fun so far'

SomeDude tells you 'starcraft'

You tell SomeDude 'hmmm'

You tell SomeDude 'i see'

SomeDude tells you 'cool'

You tell SomeDude 'so what has been your most favorite time on the mud'

SomeDude tells you 'i don't well speak English first i do English mud game'

You tell SomeDude 'you speak fine'

SomeDude tells you 'really? thank you Image '

You tell SomeDude 'what is your favorite thing on this game'

SomeDude tells you 'with my friend SomeSquid '

You tell SomeDude 'ahh'

You tell SomeDude 'cool'

SomeDude tells you 'anything .. but must with he'

You tell SomeDude 'i see'

You tell SomeDude 'how long are you playing tonite?'

SomeDude tells you 'tonite -_-?'

You tell SomeDude 'how long can you play'

You tell SomeDude 'long time you play now?'

SomeDude tells you 'i don't know i need study'

You tell SomeDude 'ahh'

SomeDude tells you 'school exam'

SomeDude tells you ' Image'

You tell SomeDude 'what are you studying? what is your focus'

SomeDude tells you 'computer'

You tell SomeDude 'never would have guessed'

You tell SomeDude 'just kidding'

SomeDude tells you 'wep '

SomeDude tells you 'it's very fun '

You tell SomeDude 'what exam?'

You tell SomeDude 'programming? hardware?'

You tell SomeDude 'math?'

SomeDude tells you 'all '

You tell SomeDude 'wow'

You tell SomeDude 'ok should I stop bugging yoU?'

SomeDude tells you 'hardware no'

SomeDude tells you 'no'

You tell SomeDude 'what programming language are you working with'

SomeDude tells you 'i'm chobo'

You tell SomeDude 'chobo?'

SomeDude tells you 'C ++ vb6.0 '

You tell SomeDude 'chocobo?'

SomeDude tells you 'UNIX'

You tell SomeDude 'nice'

SomeDude tells you 'chobo <-- korean langue'

You tell SomeDude 'ohhhhh'

You tell SomeDude 'chocobo <--- big chicken from final fantasy game'

You give a batskin mask to SomeDude

SomeDude tells you 'thank you SomeSquid it all gave to me'

You tell SomeDude 'that was nice of it'

SomeDude tells you 'and SomeOtherGuy'

SomeDude tells you ' Image we need SomeSquid'

SomeDude tells you ' Image we '

You tell SomeDude 'we?'

SomeDude tells you ' Image we leaderSomeSquid'

SomeDude tells you ' Image we leader SomeSquid'

You tell SomeDude 'SomeSquid is your leader?'

You tell SomeDude 'sounds like he dominated your mind!'

SomeDude tells you 'we all korean'

SomeDude tells you 'we guild leader he'

SomeDude tells you 'he played 3 year it's i heard '

SomeDude tells you 'very long played'

You tell SomeDude 'i've been here for 5 years'

SomeDude tells you 'cool'

You tell SomeDude 'wear eyepatch'

SomeDude tells you 'thank you i lost yesterday my de'

SomeDude wears a pirate's eyepatch over his eyes.

You tell SomeDude 'ever watch star wars?'

SomeDude tells you 'star war?'

You tell SomeDude 'yeah..with yoda?'

SomeDude tells you 'here?'

You tell SomeDude 'yeah'

You tell SomeDude 'the movie'

SomeDude tells you 'movie? hm don't no'

You tell SomeDude 'wear the mask i gave you'

You tell SomeDude 'well it was nice talking with you'

You tell SomeDude 'and nice to meet you'

SomeDude tells you 'me too thank you'

You tell SomeDude 'good luck on the exam'

SomeDude tells you ' Image if need help tell me i can help you'

SomeDude tells you ' Image'

You tell SomeDude 'ok!'


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Postby Bopple » Sun Feb 10, 2002 6:52 am

Hey Wobb. I know you got no malig intention on this. But please don't discourage ppl who are not good at english. After all, there are countless ppl who don't speak english nor play soj at all, all over the world.

Ssifal

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Postby muma » Sun Feb 10, 2002 6:54 am

hehehe
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Postby Grintor » Sun Feb 10, 2002 8:31 am

sok would love this log!
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Postby moritheil » Mon Feb 11, 2002 12:13 am

whoa, that reminds me sooooo much of the korean SC players on Bnet...
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Postby Mplor » Mon Feb 11, 2002 4:29 am

One of my favorite things about this MUD is it's international playerbase. I can honestly say I have friends who are Norwegian, Russian, Australian, and more. That's pretty cool. Image
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Postby Glorishan » Mon Feb 11, 2002 4:38 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mplor:
One of my favorite things about this MUD is it's international playerbase. I can honestly say I have friends who are Norwegian, Russian, Australian, and more. That's pretty cool. Image</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They're not really friends if you have to pay them, Mplor.

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Postby Taegost » Mon Feb 11, 2002 12:08 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by moritheil:
whoa, that reminds me sooooo much of the korean SC players on Bnet...</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What realm do you play on?
I'm on USWest... Guess my account name <chuckle> Image

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Postby Galkar » Mon Feb 11, 2002 1:03 pm

Lol, i play SC on USEast. Trelizz is ma name.
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Postby Taegost » Mon Feb 11, 2002 1:10 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Galkar:
Lol, i play SC on USEast. Trelizz is ma name.</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Only reason I play on USWest is 'cuz my brother plays on it, and it's one of the few ways we can coordinate time to spend together, since he lives in Pennsylvania.
Hehe, I found a nice Necro build tho... I solo'd Nightmare at level 20 and I could solo Hell (Albeit with difficulty) at level 45, and there were only a few times that I got stopped dead in my tracks, one was Diablo because of his damn ring of fire, and the other was the Council in act 3, because everytime I went in there solo the uniques were MSLE...
Of course, I went in there with a Sorc and a Zon with me, and none of the uniques were MSLE, and they died within about a minute Image

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Postby Wobb » Mon Feb 11, 2002 3:37 pm

Hey look me up on diablo2 us West

account name is *vurad

or talk to me on the mud...Wobb

Wobb
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Postby kiryan » Mon Feb 11, 2002 4:55 pm

dude your going to have to do something better than replace "sok" with "somedude". we can tell sokbonics when we see it (or hear it if you happen to be talking at him in rl).

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Postby Ragorn » Mon Feb 11, 2002 7:12 pm

Playing last night, all some guy kept saying was:

ACT 5 HELP
ACT 5
HELP
NECRO MANCER
HELP
ACT 5
NECRO MANCER
ACT 5 HELP
HELP
HELP
ACT 5 NECRO MANCER HELP
I NEED SHAKO

*tx367 is my account name, USEast.

I have a 5-page trade list if anyone on there is looking to get a little boost Image Battle.net official forums, USEast trading page, the post by QuakeSpice. Say you're from sojourn, I GIEV DISCONT!!!!!!!

- Ragorn
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Postby Taegost » Mon Feb 11, 2002 7:44 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ragorn:
<B>Playing last night, all some guy kept saying was:

ACT 5 HELP
ACT 5
HELP
NECRO MANCER
HELP
ACT 5
NECRO MANCER
ACT 5 HELP
HELP
HELP
ACT 5 NECRO MANCER HELP
I NEED SHAKO

*tx367 is my account name, USEast.

I have a 5-page trade list if anyone on there is looking to get a little boost Image Battle.net official forums, USEast trading page, the post by QuakeSpice. Say you're from sojourn, I GIEV DISCONT!!!!!!!

- Ragorn</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hehehe, I usually gag those people after I tell them to shut up and they continue to rant Image
I hate the pre-pubescent players, they annoy the hell out of me...

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Postby Hatan » Mon Feb 11, 2002 9:30 pm

all i can say is.. ROFL Image

Being myself a non-english guy... i liked it Image...
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Postby muma » Mon Feb 11, 2002 9:49 pm

My dad tells me that when he first met my mom, she used to say "You drive me up to the wall!" instead of "u drive me up the wall"

(She had just moved to America then)
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Postby Karikhan » Mon Feb 11, 2002 10:37 pm

can't remember the full joke but it had something to do with two people moving to NY .. so they go to a baseball game ... see a hotdog vendor .. and kinda look at eachother, whispering "thats not the part of the dog WE eat!!"
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Postby sok » Tue Feb 12, 2002 8:01 pm

nod. i think most non-enlish folks will say that funny. and appreciate it. but i wouldn't know since i'm american breth

sok
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Postby Vazzgo » Fri Feb 15, 2002 11:43 pm

"You tell SomeDude 'never would have guessed'"

lol, being non-northamerican i found it very funny and reminds me alot about myself!

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