Funniest race/class combo

Brugg · Postby **Brugg** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 4:43 am

ok the boredom is really starting to set in here. Im about bored to tears at work, and heaven forbid i would actually do some work. So i decided to ask each and everyone of you to dig down in your imagination and tell me what you think the funniest race/class combo would be, wether in the mud or not.

My vote goes to Ogre Bard. Just picture what that would look like in your head. Just silly plain silly.

Ragorn · Postby **Ragorn** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 4:51 am

Illithid Monk.

Squids don't have fists!

- Ragorn

azzixxenae · Postby **azzixxenae** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 4:54 am

Any race with the class RANGER...now that's odd!

Enjoy.

Thurg · Postby **Thurg** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 5:08 am

drow paladin, illithid bard :-P

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Thurg, Gramordues, Zanzor, Zhaxilor, Krondal

Braggo · Postby **Braggo** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 5:35 am

bah I can't think of a better one than Ogre Bard

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Braggo Boulderbasher

kwirl · Postby **kwirl** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 5:59 am

this one is easy.

the feared human student.

its a deadly race/class combo

-kwirl/thamas/dazok

cherzra · Postby **cherzra** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 6:05 am

Ogre psi (740hp naked)

Troll invoker (720hp naked)

Drow paladin (of Torm)

Halfling berserker ("what's that kicking my shin?")

Tilandal · Postby **Tilandal** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 6:11 am

Id have to go with squid bard,

"You would have stuttered in your song if you had lips"

Brugg · Postby **Brugg** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 6:53 am

Lol whats that kicking my shin! i like that

Treladian · Postby **Treladian** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 8:12 am

I gotta agree with a halfling zerker.

"Tremble with fear ogre! Your knees are mine!"

Corth · Postby **Corth** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 8:32 am

lets stick to combos that actually exist:

Halfling Warrior!

Corth

Wobb · Postby **Wobb** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 8:37 am

It's not a real stretch but just say this out loud, wherever you are actually open up and say this out loud:

Gnome Assassin

(Rofl!)
Imagine the big red hat and two daggers...say it again and laugh some more.

Gnome Assassin

Tilandal · Postby **Tilandal** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 10:41 am

Well for the most absurd race/class combo allowed id go with a Gnomish Cleric just cause you never think gnome cleric.

Jenera · Postby **Jenera** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 11:11 am

this is the funniest thread ive seen to date
and feh Corth
halfling warrior?

Rymbie was the bestest warrior in the game *nod me*
hehehe

Jennie

Malacar · Postby **Malacar** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 11:28 am

Ogre Ranger.

Why? Can you imagine a lumbering oaf, with the dexterity of a slug trying to flail around with 2 light blades, with skill and precision, and NOT hit himself or his group?

Ogre, attacking a mob with his group: Guyz, dis be haddur den it luks. Watchit!

Drow: Dammit, Ogre, that was my frigging left arm!

Ogre: Me sowwy... Haf it bak? Or me eats?

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Or....

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Duergar Enchanter.

Duergar: I hate magic.

Rest of his group, fighting 2nd gatehouse: Stone the tank! Stone the tank! He's dying!

Duergar: Magic sucks. Have at thee, foul giant!

Duergar jumps to the head of the fray to help, and promptly gets squished.

Rest of group: Dammit, why didn't you at least stone yourself???

Duergar: I don't believe in meditating, so I didn't have any of those hokey, lame-ass spell things memorized.

Rest of the group: ..........

Mal the overtired

Brugg · Postby **Brugg** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 10:37 pm

hehe i didnt say that the combo's actually exist although they are funnier if they do.

Tayros · Postby **Tayros** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 10:46 pm

I don't know about funniest, but oddest would have to go to Elven Assassin.

Halfling Warrior is right up there... as far as evil Halfling Berserker, well...

Ever had a dog hump your leg? hehe... maybe it's "Holy living crap! what's humping my leg??!"

Tay

Zoldren · Postby **Zoldren** » Tue Mar 13, 2001 10:47 pm

bah, Shaman/invoker, Shaman/war, voker/necro/, necro/war
me and Gorgaxx and all my necro buds had a blast just going off in groups of us two and their pets hahah
hey Gorg wana go do sack again?

Brugg · Postby **Brugg** » Wed Mar 14, 2001 1:27 am

hehe unkie zold i think youre talking about grouping combo were talking race class here for example i think its incredably funny to picture an ogre in bright colourful bard gear, holding a lyre or a harp and singing.

Rymbie · Postby **Rymbie** » Wed Mar 14, 2001 1:54 am

*skip Corth & Jenera*

Yay Halfling Warriors! Go Go Gadget Ankle-Biters!!

Rymbie/Shyarn

Wargo · Postby **Wargo** » Wed Mar 14, 2001 2:26 am

hey, i detest that gnome clerics are funny. i was the best darn gnome cleric arround! =)

Wargo/Gwubi

Tilandal · Postby **Tilandal** » Wed Mar 14, 2001 3:43 am

You were the only gnome cleric around so I guess I cant argue with you =P

Yasden · Postby **Yasden** » Wed Mar 14, 2001 8:25 am

I was gonna say halfling zerker dammit! :P

Oh well, next funniest one...

Halfling conjurer.

Vearo completes his spell...
Vearo utters the words 'conjure elemental'
The ground takes shape into an earth elemental.
An earth elemental forms right on top of Vearo!
Vearo is crushed instantly from the massive tonnage of the elemental! Eyes and intestines spray from underneath!
Vearo is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Vearo.

Or...

Gnome Warrior!

Kostchtchie completes his spell...
Kostchtchie utters the words 'reduce'
Kostchtchie becomes 6 inches tall!

Kostchtchie starts casting an offensive spell called 'prismatic spray'
Graslin sends Kostchtchie sprawling with a powerful bash.
Kostchtchie stops chanting abruptly!

Hehe...that would rock.

Yas

Dranix/Straxin · Postby **Dranix/Straxin** » Wed Mar 14, 2001 9:56 am

I personally want to play a halfling conjie!

But i think an Ogre Thief would be funny.....

Strugg(Ogre) tries to hide in shadows but is too damned big to hide anywhere.

Strugg lumbers in from the west on his tippietoes trying to be quiet.

Dranix/Straxin/Stazzix/Laxxraan/Strugg

Sarell · Postby **Sarell** » Wed Mar 14, 2001 10:15 am

ROFL, a halfling/gnome lich would be fantastic.
Imagine seeing the little fellas eyes glow red when he get really cranky! hehe

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