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Postby Wobb » Fri Jul 05, 2002 4:11 am

what if...

...when you first started playing the mud, you got east and west mixed up because you are half dyslexic and they are displayed in reverse graphical order...(-N -E -S -W)

(no chris really its 26 E to turning point , not west)

...kuo cloak still had haste...

...Dragons randomly came down from the sky and plundered and wasted everything in sight with no forewarning zapping EQ and charring corpses for no resu!...(ewww)

...Ozzy Osbourne sang country...

...i went to bed when I should...
(like now)

=)


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Postby Zoldren » Fri Jul 05, 2002 12:03 pm

Lol Wobbs in the spirit!!
I wub you wobbly
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Postby Zoldren » Thu Jul 18, 2002 3:35 pm

what if...Captain on ship assited the parrot

what if...the parrot was a bad ass and could spank a group

what if ....there was tournaments to see who the captain/navigator would be of ships.. pc vs pc then winer would go 1vs1 vs the captain/navigator of ship.....

what if pinky had an illusionist that got 46
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Postby Zrax » Thu Jul 18, 2002 3:41 pm

What if...

Dalars heart grew three sizes that day.

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Postby Ashiwi » Thu Jul 18, 2002 3:47 pm

Zrax! That is wicked and evil of you. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

::tries to regain control of herself and fails miserably::

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Postby celara » Fri Jul 19, 2002 11:24 am

What if...

... carving arrows was a skill where you could get bonus'd arrows and personalize them?
([56] a thick arrow with raven feather fletching)
... people werent so bitter about the mud?
(no comment)
... more newbies asked me for help?
(hey can you help me im lost?)
... guilds had a MOTD?
(time to vote on...)
... drow had rangers?
(drizzt enters from the south.)
... the tarrasque was worth fighting?
(the armorer give you a suit of tarrasque hide armor)
... I had a restring token?
(you wield a two handed battery powered double bladed spinning flyswater)
... your EQ could get dirty?
(a bottle of CHEER lies here)
... your boots could wear out?
(a pair of ice bear boots with holes in the toes)
... track was global?
(an ancient green dragon wanders here or something)
... I finished my zone?
(you wish)
... we advertised for newbies?
(Record number of players on this boot: 632.)
... I had a clue what was going on, ever?
(CELARA!!! UNLOCK VAULT!!!!!!!)
... Skills gave you experience?
(you feel your skill in kick improving. You raise a level!)
... There was mud pregnancy?
(Deshana's six year old stands here looking at you funny <chuckle>)
... rangers had decent mounted combat and archery skills to go with it?
(Celara rides about the combat upon her a griffon mount, shooting arrows into the fray!)
... I wasnt such a n00bish 7 year old vet?
-Celara



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Postby Disoputlip » Fri Jul 19, 2002 12:52 pm

At random times illithids gated into WD and shifted random players to dragons.

(As revenge for those paladins on the roads)

/D
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Postby Zoldren » Fri Jul 19, 2002 12:57 pm

laugh goo diso Image

if..people thought about and understood what they where saying and the reactions it would bring...

if... people thought..

if ...people cared...

if... everyone else tracked those people down and beat them sense less
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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Jul 19, 2002 2:10 pm

What if...

We all stopped for one single, solitary moment and considered what was important and what was not important in our lives, and in that brief passage of time, by some miracle, managed to realize that many of the things which upset us will never really matter, and many of the things we let slide to the wayside are the things most precious to us?

What if...

We managed to remember that moment whenever life gets us down, so that it would be easier to allow the pains of life to slide from our backs, and easier to return to that which we truly love when we need their additional strength and solace to help us through?

What if...

Everybody joined me at the Hilton down the road for tequila shooters, conversation until the sun came up, and drunk twister?
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Postby Zoldren » Fri Aug 30, 2002 5:43 pm

scribe wasnt so boring to notch!!
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Postby Zoldren » Wed Sep 25, 2002 11:02 pm

OMG
what if......

someone tryed to fill a ...
tattered sack with goodberries
lewyer bag with goodberries
squid bag with goodberries
tinkers bag with goodberries

and omg

portable hole with goodberries


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Postby Xisiqomelir » Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:30 am

Could they make it?

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