True Mud friends?

[Zoldren]

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems
that always sound good but never actually come
close
to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that

really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!

My Friend:

When you are sad,
...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue,
...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile,
...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared,
...I will rag on you about it, every chance I get.

When you are worried,
...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be, and that you should quit
whining!

When you are confused,
...I will use small words & explain it to your dumb
ass.

When you are sick,
...stay the hell away from me until you're well
again.
I don't want whatever you have. Go away!

When you fall,
...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath,
...I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?
Because
you're my friend! [well, kinda. Don't tell
anyone.]

;-D

[Bibbe]

hehe that on is good..


This all makes me think of Waza..
I never knew him RL or anything but played a little with him in the mud. And i wouldn't call myself a friend of his. Though that,
Hey did you remember waza? sign that was posted at 3w in WD reminded me of this poem.

It was a nice one... who wrote it?

*salutes the memory of waza*

- bibbe