...to light a torch?

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...to light a torch?

Postby Gurns » Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:47 pm

While watching a ranger practice his "fail woodcarving" skill, the obvious "first in a series" of riddles popped into mind. While practicing my stutter, I came up with a few more.

Please post your own!

Q: How many rangers does it take to light a torch?
A: Only one, but it takes three days and a hundred attempts to get the torch juuuust right.

Q: How many drow does it take to light a torch?
A: A torch? We don't need no stinkin' torches!

Q: How many trolls does it take to light a torch?
A: A TORCH! RUN AWAY!

Q: How many squids does it take to light a torch?
A: One. project You WILL light this torch.

Q: How many barbarian warriors does it take to light a torch?
A: ARE U SAYIN' I'M TOO DUMB TO LIGHT A TORCH?!!?

Q: How many illusionists does it take to light a torch?
A: One. Maybe.
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Postby Todrael » Wed Aug 29, 2001 1:06 am

Rofl.

Q: How many invokers does it take to light a torch?
A: Oh, you mean the -torch-, -not- the forest?

-Todrael
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Postby Kobei » Wed Aug 29, 2001 2:17 am

How many bards does it take to light a torch?
None...the spit from his stutter keeps putting it out!
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Postby Sartorix » Wed Aug 29, 2001 2:54 am

How many rogues does it *stab* *gargle*


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Postby Ragorn » Wed Aug 29, 2001 3:24 am

Q: How many Elementalists does it take to light a torch?

A: We hope to have the torch lighting code implemented fully by the end of beta.

- Ragorn
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Postby Tasan » Wed Aug 29, 2001 10:18 am

Q: Why does one have to "carve" a torch?
A: Since wood only burns in "torch" form.

Twyl "innate woodcarving badger; You gather wood to use as materials and carve a large wooden badger" Twinshadow
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Postby Zrax » Wed Aug 29, 2001 2:57 pm

q)How many old school players does it take to light a torch.

a)5, one to light it and 4 more so they can sit around and discuss how much cooler lighting torches was back during toril.
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Postby Zogur » Wed Aug 29, 2001 5:15 pm

Bleh Zrax..it was so much cooler on Soj1...

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Postby Todrael » Wed Aug 29, 2001 5:16 pm

Yeah, none of this stupid 'It's too windy!' crap :P

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Postby Nokie » Wed Aug 29, 2001 5:32 pm

Ahh, the old days of Soj1:

- You could mem/pray in battle.

- You could tell if you were really hiding by doing a 'who' on yourself

- When stoneskin was first implemented, it didn't wear off from getting hit a lot, just wheneverthe duration expired.

- You could disarm things larger than human size (grumble)

- Buffalos were even more awesome exp

- Ogres could dual wield 2h weapons
(I think)

- When getting ressed, you didn't have to wait around to recover. No, you could get ressed in the middle of the tiamat fight and jump right into battle!

- The only people who played halflings were thosee who didn't want to be taken seriously as a zone-capable character

- Those that played a rogue (thief at the time) didn't get dual wield (correct me if I'm wrong) or any of the other neat new skills they get now, and they LIKED IT :)

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Nokie 'No you don't!! That belongs to me!' Quickfingers

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Postby Ragorn » Wed Aug 29, 2001 9:42 pm

The best thing about Sojourn 1 was that there was no previous version for people to be all nostalgic about.

- Ragorn
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Postby Sylvos » Wed Aug 29, 2001 11:17 pm

Not that I was there, but what the hell.

*sigh* I miss those good old days of Copper. :P

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Postby rylan » Thu Aug 30, 2001 12:22 pm

I miss that beta test code they were working on before copper was done.. you know the stuff.. it was cool. It did, like, nothing
:P
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Postby asamoth » Wed Sep 05, 2001 3:32 am

Q: How many illusionists does it take to light a torch?
A: There are no illusionists. It must be a figment of your imagination. Do you really see any?

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