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Toilet Time!

Postby Guest » Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:51 am

Players, in the pursuit of annoying realism, should be forced to relieve themselves. We have to eat and drink after all, so why not urination three times a day, and good old bowel movements once a day. Leaves wonderful possibilities open for spell_cast constipation and the dangers of diarhea in battle.
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Postby Xisiqomelir » Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:55 am

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Postby Donuktanam » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:50 pm

yeah i agree!!if we dont find a pee pee room we die of too much pee!! *cheer me* what a great idea! Image

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Postby Aedarton » Fri Jan 10, 2003 4:50 pm

This would make 1W very rancid :P
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Postby Branthur » Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:23 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by grorrakk:
Players, in the pursuit of annoying realism, should be forced to relieve themselves. We have to eat and drink after all, so why not urination three times a day, and good old bowel movements once a day. Leaves wonderful possibilities open for spell_cast constipation and the dangers of diarhea in battle.</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, I don't normally do this, but..it calls for it...
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Postby Treladian » Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:42 pm

Protection from gas would take on a new level of importance . . .

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Postby Burpie » Sat Jan 11, 2003 10:30 pm

The potential for this idea is limitless! Your final blow blah blah. Dilhole mob is mortally wounded. Take dump 1.Dilhole! (while taking dump) Dilhole's senses have seemed to clear up. Dilhole clambers to his feet. YIKES! Dilhole's spear impails you! You taste what you ate last night - There's nothing as important as recycling!

** However, there are some real potential uses for this in a more pleasant, all mud approving way: Gormal, the Dwarven Googlebutt, lies here asleep. 'Take 'wiz' Gormal'! WOOT
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Postby moritheil » Mon Jan 13, 2003 2:52 am

good thread.

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Postby Gerad » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:27 am

throw feces pirate

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Postby Ambar » Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:00 pm

isn't that duris with centaurs that do this?? they trot around pooping at random .. as i recall i gagged it cause i thought "o yuck this is nasty :P"

if not duris then some other mud i tried when soj was down for more than 1hr


Edit: figures it's a TROLL that had this idea (winks gro)
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Postby ssar » Mon Jan 13, 2003 1:18 pm

this is a shitty idea
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Postby Guest » Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:36 pm

LMAO.

very funny Treladian

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Postby muma » Sat Jan 18, 2003 2:11 am

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO LOL OLLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG THIS IS so funny hahahahahahha

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