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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:39 am

To serve notice to the kingdoms South of Baulders Gate:

For conspiracy against the kingdom of Dobluth Kyor.
For conspiracy against the kingdom of Gloomhaven.
For conspiracy against the kingdom of Ixarkon.
For conspiracy against the kingdom of Hyssk.
For conspiracy against the stronghold of Vipers Tongue.
For conspiracy against the stronghold of Faang.
For conspiracy against the stronghold of Ghore.
For conspiracy against the stronghold of Bloodtusk.
For heresy against the common good of the above listed kingdoms.
For endangering the crusade against the Vile One, and aligning his self with the enemy, the Tvorlites.
For trespassing within the realms of the kingdoms of Dobluth Kyor, Gloomhaven, Ixarkon, Hyssk, and all realms south of the stronghold of Baulder's Gate.


Teflor is wanted, dead or alive. Should he be found within the borders of the Calimshan desert, DEAD. South of Baulder's Gate he may be taken alive only with the accompaniment of one Lilira, the Shadow Lyre of the Realms Mist association. Both are to be confined until Targsk or Artikerus Blindhammer may question and or remove prisoners. Otherwise, he is to be taken DEAD.

Within company of an elderly priest, bearing the robes of the Tvorlite's "Clenched Fist" the pair are to be taken and killed immediately, without question or concern.


1000 platinum coins should be deposited on receipt of the head or body of Teflor, dead or alive.
An extra 500 platinum coins for the body of the priest.


To this is it is writ.

King Artikerus Blindhammer
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King Artikerus Blindhammer
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Kiaransalee responds to your petition with 'I have no opinion, keeps me out of trouble.'
Malar responds to your petition with 'you die more than a morigroup'
Kossuth responds to your petition with 'please go away :P'
Rillifane responds to your petition with 'be the nance.... you are the nance... you are one with the nance...'
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*sigh* *Tongue in cheek*

Postby Lilira » Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:21 pm

Why your majesty, I didn't know you cared!

If you wanted to add to your ahem, collection, you coulda asked.

Really! I might have considered it,,, but then again, I'm not fond of the dark.

Lilira

Rumors have heard that Lilira is now looking for rooms in Baulder's Gate.
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Postby teflor the ranger » Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:47 pm

Lilira, they're only offering one K and a half for us. We need to do some more damage.
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Postby Duna » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:18 pm

Actually Teflor you need to look closer at that.. the offer is 1k for you and 500 for elderly priest, bearing the robes of the Tvorlite's "Clenched Fist".
There seems to be no reward for Lilira.
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Postby Lilira » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:37 pm

Lilira knows she's worthless, this just confirms it. :P

Lilira
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Postby Deshana » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:44 am

Now now children.

Realy quite the pitiful bounty on those who only wish to restore the balance. Perhaps, his majesty would care to hear a tale concerning his kin and the deep injustice done to them?

To the would be bounty hunters.. beware hubris.


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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:14 am

Teflor, I wouldn't be killin' ye fer the money, it'd be the joy of one less ranger in the realms.

Lilira and Duna, and to an extent Deshana, it is a shame ye take so much of what ye see at face value. Especially when all ye've seen a'fore this priest was the opposite o' what he's sayin. If yer blind to the enemies tricks, yer blind to the entire fight. I can be understandin' this 'balancin' nonsense' out o Deshana, as that is her ilk. Duna, I was fer thinkin' a long time that ye had a well wrought head on yer shoulders. Lilira, ye knew this Warrant was coming. I telled ye first.

Ye drew the sides, an' just so happens yer on the wrong one.
King Artikerus Blindhammer

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Kiaransalee responds to your petition with 'I have no opinion, keeps me out of trouble.'

Malar responds to your petition with 'you die more than a morigroup'

Kossuth responds to your petition with 'please go away :P'

Rillifane responds to your petition with 'be the nance.... you are the nance... you are one with the nance...'
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Postby Duna » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:39 am

Pardons yer Majesty, but I was only pointing out that Teflor misread the warrant. I never said I agreed with him or anything else. In fact, I"ve been heard speaking against what he's done.
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:14 am

Ah, so ye were. Then only Ayra be steppin' in harms way. Explain yerself.
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Postby Deshana » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:35 am

ooc Arti this thread is by AYRA :P Not deshana

IC:

Dear Artikerus,

I believe there are a great many misunderstandings betwix our callings and our goals do not conflict.

I pray you meet with me in Vipers Tongue tavern in the stables. That should accord us privacy to debate to our hearts content.

You of all people should be concerned about the plight in these, Our Realms.


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Postby Deshana » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:38 am

ooc this is Desh :P

IC:
To my sweet king Artikerus.









Goddamn it you geriatric misbegotten son of a gloomwing, leave me outta THIS one, I don't do politics!




Lots of love
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Postby teflor the ranger » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:41 am

In learning of your price on my head:

Bring It On.

2k for whomever should bring me his.
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Postby Cirath » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:55 am

Ah, finally, things are getting interesting.
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Postby Lilira » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:45 pm

This is interesting?

You need new hobbies Cirath.

*scratches the itchy target on her back, and finds a corner to tuck up in to watch*
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~

You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Sonon » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:08 pm

Why do all of you go after the people who want to have balance? Is it such a bad thing? I think it is wrong to issue a warrant on people just trying to help.
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Alysia group-says 'Lilen immolates a terrified squirrel to a charred crisp with his devastating inferno!'
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Lilen group-says 'where are all da trolls i was promised'
Lilen has left the group.
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Postby Cirath » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:52 pm

Yes, Lilira, I find that most people with a price on their head dislike my choice of passtimes.
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Postby Lilira » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:45 pm

For a headhunter,, you don't read very well.

Besides,, I'm just a simple, harmless bard.
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~

You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:59 am

Feh.

Bloody druid needs an Ayra posting name so I don't mess up next time;)


To Teflor: Rangers don't believe in coin, ye bullheaded goatfaced son of a retarded ogre, so nobody listens to your empty offers.

To Ayra: We'll meet, and I'm not fer hearin any rothe dung about how the Tvorlites changed their mind all o' a sudden an' out the blue.

To Sonon: Ye orphaned son of a kobold, shut yer trap until ye've gotten yer trainin' britches off an can cross yer city without yer mammy holdin' yer hand.

To Cirath: -smirk-

;)
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Postby Sonon » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:09 am

don't you tell me to shut my trap you filthy dwarf. i have a right to say anything i want.
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Alysia group-says 'Lilen immolates a terrified squirrel to a charred crisp with his devastating inferno!'

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Lilen group-says 'where are all da trolls i was promised'

Lilen has left the group.
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Postby teflor the ranger » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:17 am

Clan Blindhammer wrote:To Teflor: Rangers don't believe in coin, ye bullheaded goatfaced son of a retarded ogre, so nobody listens to your empty offers.


Big man can't tell the difference between a stump and a tree, much less find me. Wonder what else you can't find in the woods, blindhammer.

;)
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:25 am

Aye Sonon. That's prolly yer biggest threat. Yer damn mouth. Yer kinda like Gurns - only, least the damned half-breed made sense. ;)


An' Teflor, ye hide with yer tail between yer legs out in the woods. Ye leave a worse trail than a bloated gnoll on her cycle.

I'll be seein' ye, don't ye doubt.
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Postby teflor the ranger » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:04 am

Well good luck finding me, if you think I'm an Ogre or a Gnoll, Blindhammer. Hopefully your hearing is better than your eyesight.
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:06 pm

... Analogies bein' way o'er yer line o' thinkin'. What a learned one we have here, it be a wonder he can be stitchin' his own britches, out in the woods and what not.
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Postby Sonon » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:10 pm

i just don't understand why all of you are against balance? but i still don't understand why teflor shot Nilan i know every has wanted to kill nilan at one time or another but i didn't expect teflor to be the one to land a good hit.
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Alysia group-says 'Lilen immolates a terrified squirrel to a charred crisp with his devastating inferno!'

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Lilen group-says 'where are all da trolls i was promised'

Lilen has left the group.
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*sigh* In character

Postby Lilira » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:18 pm

*A letter handed to Sonon by an nondescript personage.*

Sonon,

Some people cannot understand anything different. Whether it be balance or chaos. Use your head and heart to find your way to balance, not the propaganda taught by others, and don't worry about everyone else.

Also, with the unfortuneate misunderstandings that have taken place lately, magically scrying on a person in these times is unwise. Especially when you don't know their defenses.

In other words,, look at someone else for I've my own business to attend to.

o/~
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Postby Lahgen » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:44 pm

Lilira:

Balance? What the hell are you talking about? This is not about balance, or about equal time. This is about defeating a menace to the Realms.

Let all be reminded: You are either with the aims of the Fellowship, or you are against it.
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Postby Lilira » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:00 pm

Huh? What?

Lahgen, what do you speak of?

Lilira



*Hehe Lahgen that was an unsigned note to Sonon. :P*
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Postby Lahgen » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:05 am

ooc Wait, aren't all posts on the board fair game for replies?
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Postby Lilira » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:52 am

ooc: Of course! Just poking fun. :P
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:16 am

Feh, what is this nonsense bein' scrawled across the bottom o' me wanted flier? Be gone ye flamin miscreants. Bloody orc nobbers, ye all puff like drunken orcs at a kobold orgy.




ooc: god i gotta find some new material...:P
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Postby Sonon » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:21 am

The note made a good point. I will no longer let people know i am spying on them.*grin*


OOC
I just got clair fun to play with when your bored.
OOC/
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Alysia group-says 'Lilen immolates a terrified squirrel to a charred crisp with his devastating inferno!'

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Lilen group-says 'where are all da trolls i was promised'

Lilen has left the group.
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Postby teflor the ranger » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:19 am

Lilira wrote:Lilira knows she's worthless, this just confirms it. :P

Lilira


Fine then. I'll offer 500 P on Lilira's head!
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Postby Lilira » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:37 pm

Teflor,

What in the world have I done to inspire your interest in my head?

I'm certainly not worth that price.

Save your platinums and everyone else's time. I'm just me,
a simple, humble, nobody bard.

Lilira

ooc: WTH are you doing?!?
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Postby rer » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:52 pm

Teflor switches to the dark side. He chooses a path of evil, death, and destruction. Calling out to Azoun'tvorl. My ancestor's have spoken to me Teflor, and you should be wary of what they say about you!
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Postby bimble » Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:44 pm

The thing about Rangers is that they Range around ya know. They almost never know what to eat. First they eat dessert , which isnt really a bad decision because you never really know if the entre is going to be good and dessert is always good ya know! Rangers also like to tray differing colors of clothing and stuff - never even matching at all... color ranging. Now thats a crime!

Rangers range around the outdoors a lot also. Offer them a nice soft pillow to sit on and more than likely they will stand there humming and heemmming wondering what to do and ranging around in there own heads.

I'm sure I dont have to explain about smelling rangy!

Duergar can be Rangy I think!

So whos side am I on? am I Good or Evil!?
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Postby Clan Blindhammer » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:09 pm

Gnomes.


Feh.

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