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Car horn help needed

Postby mynazzaraxxsyn » Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:16 pm

I just bought a nice 4x4 toyota pick up and want to put a custom horn in. I was hoping for something that I can hook up to a CD player or MP3 to use to synthize the music. The end result I'm looking for, is a horn that plays the Imperial March (Vader's theme for you non-fanatics).

If anyone knows of a product like this or something similiar please toss me a link.
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Postby Werg » Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:26 pm

I will drive to maryland... and egg your car... I swear to god
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Postby thanuk » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:19 pm

Dude,

Go into one of those shady stores that sells rims, tires, cell phones, exhaust systems, tints, etc. You know, the place with the bars on all the windows that looks like a fence for a chop shop? They'll have what you're looking for, or they'll go get it.
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Postby mynazzaraxxsyn » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:30 pm

Thanks 'nuk, was actually going to try one of them tonight.

Oh and if you've never driven a raised 4x4 with oversized tires you're missing out on a lot. its a freaking awesome ride... now I want a bigfoot truck.
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Postby Ashiwi » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:34 pm

Look, I'm from Oklahoma and I'm not even THAT bad.
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Postby Stamm » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:55 pm

You Americans are all crazy.
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Postby Sesexe » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:59 pm

Hey Myn, Did it come with the standard shotgun wrack behind the headboard to hold your blasters too?

Actually I've been thinking about customizing my horn for a while too. I want a mountain lion roar that I can trigger when I want. Mainly for when I'm downshifting and passing someone. And another, or few I can select from of real throaty tiger/lion growls when I'm waiting to pass. Either with a switch/button on the wheel or on the stick.

So anyone got any good links about this stuff?

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Postby thanuk » Tue Nov 18, 2003 8:25 pm

Best car mod I ever saw was this kid i went to highschool with. He drove a mustang, and he ran a tube from parts of a watergun from next to his seat(where you adjust the tilt) all the way back to his exhaust pipe. Then he got the fluid from one of those smoke machines like they have at kids birthday parties. He would pull the watergun trigger, and it would shoot the fluid on the exahust pipe. When the pipe was hot enough, it steamed up really, REALLY fast, and BAM! Instant smoke screen.

Nobody will ever top that i don't think.
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Postby Ragorn » Tue Nov 18, 2003 8:47 pm

If an overly large 4x4 pickup were tailing me, trying to pass, and I heard it GROWL... I would instantly hit the brakes and do 30 mph just to piss off the drunken redneck behind me :)
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Postby mynazzaraxxsyn » Tue Nov 18, 2003 9:00 pm

Ragorn wrote:If an overly large 4x4 pickup were tailing me, trying to pass, and I heard it GROWL... I would instantly hit the brakes and do 30 mph just to piss off the drunken redneck behind me :)


I did that once and only once, I ended up with my car in a ditch.
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Postby Cruk » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:33 pm

If an overly large 4x4 pickup were tailing me, trying to pass, and I heard it GROWL... I would instantly hit the brakes and do 30 mph just to piss off the drunken redneck behind me :)

Heh, I wouldn't do that in outback Australia. Not when the guys behind you decides to build his bullbar out of railway tracks which are so heavy he need to put air shockies on to his Landcruiser!

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Re: Car horn help needed

Postby Pheten » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:36 pm

The end result I'm looking for, is a horn that plays the Imperial March (Vader's theme for you non-fanatics).


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Postby Ragorn » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:49 pm

Cruk wrote:Heh, I wouldn't do that in outback Australia. Not when the guys behind you decides to build his bullbar out of railway tracks which are so heavy he need to put air shockies on to his Landcruiser!

Cruk(redneck)


Well, I'm not in Australia, I'm in America :) Where, if a maniac redneck with an oversized pickup decides to ram me for going to slow, I will own his oversized pickup a week later and convert it into a baby carriage. Complete with growling sound :)
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Postby Gerad » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:50 am

Your search - "midi car horn" - did not match any documents.

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Postby Stamm » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:35 pm

Ah... now I get it.

This whole thread is a joke...

Someone said
"I know, Stamm is a Brit, and we all know that those Brits think us Yanks are shallow, vapid, yee-haw yelling, crass, gun toting loudmouths with no sense of taste, class or refinement. Let's make a thread full of rubbish... he'll think we're actually being serious and we are bad enough to want to do this stuff."
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Postby mynazzaraxxsyn » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:43 pm

Stamm wrote:Ah... now I get it.

This whole thread is a joke...


Actually no, my question was serious. I really want to be able to play the Imperial March on my pick-up. I can't say that the rest of the posts weren't yanking your chain.
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Postby thanuk » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:10 pm

Don't mind stamm, his car horn plays "God save the queen"
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Postby Ashiwi » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:24 pm

I heard Thanuk's plays "Disco Duck" loud enough to rock the house in his lime green pimpmobile.
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Postby thanuk » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:31 pm

Ashiwi wrote:I heard Thanuk's plays "Disco Duck" loud enough to rock the house in his lime green pimpmobile.


Actually I drive a '72 convertible cadillac with a pink shag carpet interior, and the horn plays the theme song from Dolomite. I also have 24" chrome spinners on that bitch, and hydraulics.
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You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Gurns » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:50 pm

thanuk wrote:
Ashiwi wrote:I heard Thanuk's plays "Disco Duck" loud enough to rock the house in his lime green pimpmobile.


Actually I drive a '72 convertible cadillac with a pink shag carpet interior

Lime green paint job with a pink shag carpet interior? And you complain about some of the mud ANSI!
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Postby thanuk » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:58 pm

Gurns wrote:Lime green paint job with a pink shag carpet interior? And you complain about some of the mud ANSI!


Yeah well, pimpin ain't easy.
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You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Snurgt » Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:58 pm

My low rider Iroc-Z (pimped out, not the lame stock one) plays the zmud startup music when i start it up. When I honk the horn it plays 'All your Base'.
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Postby Pheten » Thu Nov 20, 2003 11:17 pm

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Something resembling the blast of a horn can faintly be hear outside.
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Postby Ashiwi » Sat Nov 22, 2003 6:35 pm

Look, I found a pic of Thanuk's pimpmobile before he tricked it out with the spanky pink acrylic fur interior and tossed his fuzzy dize on the rearview mirror!

http://www.testecvw.com/kathy/images/Link.JPG
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Postby Dlur » Sat Nov 22, 2003 6:47 pm

Thanuk is lying actually. Here's his car: http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0100/p42.htm


Snurgt's car actually looks more like this: http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/020106_squirrel_master.htm
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Postby Snurgt » Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:14 pm

Nice try. Check out my many many cars on:

http://www.thenoel.org/asianprince/

Click on the vehicles button on top, dont be jealous!
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Postby thanuk » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:28 pm

Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'

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