Bored, need entertainment, help!

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Bored, need entertainment, help!

Postby Kifle » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:33 pm

Besides bored.com and jokes.com what are some good websites to surf when you are bored...I'm looking for something along the lines of somethingawful.com and ilovebacon.com.
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'

Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
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Postby mynazzaraxxsyn » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:40 pm

Lilithelle stops using a softly throbbing piece of flesh.
Gura group-says 'ill go solo the biznatch, just don't tell Stamm'
Kossuth responds to your petition with 'is it bad that the two words i think of when i see yer title are hottub and cthulhu? :('
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Postby Kossuth » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:27 pm

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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:41 pm

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=110131

Most fucked up movie i've seen in ages.
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Postby Ambar » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:39 pm

nothing like being on the phone with Thalidyrr, openning up this thread and seeing Kifle's tagline, giggling my ass off, ... and being told shut your f'ing hole woman :P


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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:41 pm

Damn right. Shut your pie hole!
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Postby othelil » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:04 pm

Arilin Nydelahar wrote:http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=110131

Most fucked up movie i've seen in ages.


Definitely the most screwed up movie I've seen since The Doors.
Despite the high cost of living it remains popular.
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Postby Todrael » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:35 pm

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Postby thanuk » Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:30 pm

Todrael wrote:www.bash.org


The quotes on that site are too funny:)
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Gura » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:04 pm

thanuk's mom is entertaining.
Dornax says 'And for the right amount of information ye might get some nookie out of Nokie..'

Nokie wiggles his bottom.
Teba tells you 'let me do my job you volo twinker!'
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Postby Ragorn » Sat Nov 22, 2003 4:53 am

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Corth: Go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Mon Dec 01, 2003 7:32 am

thanuk wrote:
Todrael wrote:www.bash.org


The quotes on that site are too funny:)


<-- Bored at work, found this and busted out laughing. And damn there's an echo in here.

#71442 +(459)- [X]

<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother
<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace
<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"
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Postby thanuk » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:55 pm

Heh I got caught net surfing at work cuz i was laughing so hard at this:



#53284 +(122)- [X]

<@Headlor> when i live somewhre less gay
<@Headlor> im getting a cat
<@Headlor> and calling it "Hitler Stalin Mao"
<@Headlor> or just stalin
<@Headlor> "whats your cat called?"
<@Headlor> "stalin."
<@Headlor> "."
<@Headlor> ill write on its littertray "human rights"
<@Headlor> and on its bowl "flesh of the capitalist pig dogs"
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'

You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'

Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'

You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'

Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:34 am

Shevarash OOC: 'what can I say, I'm attracted to crazy chicks and really short dudes'
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Postby Ambar » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:44 am

Arilin Nydelahar wrote:www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Needs sound.


yeah thanks Mikey ... I feel ever so smart now ... heel even my kid said it was dumb ... and she is a bigger dork than you are :)
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Postby Gerad » Wed Dec 10, 2003 9:22 am

You know, that badgers song would not need much added to it to become a system of a down song.
<I>When a man lies, he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths, which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?</I>

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