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Speaking of owned..

Postby ssar » Mon Nov 24, 2003 10:14 pm

George Bush meets the Queen and he turns round and says:

"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred
to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom". To which the Queen
replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King
in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?", to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to
be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The
Queen, getting a little T'ed off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Bush, but
to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an
Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
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