Mori-Bumps

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When Mori bumps a thousand old threads we should:

Tar and feather him.
5
18%
Boil him in oil.
5
18%
Draw and quarter him.
3
11%
Cover him in butter and drop him in the middle of Ghore.
12
43%
Superglue a pillow to his butt and ground him from spankings.
3
11%
 
Total votes: 28
Ashiwi
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Mori-Bumps

Postby Ashiwi » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:05 pm

I'm all for tarring and feathering, and THEN boiling in oil.


Mmmmm, Mori... tastes just like chicken.
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Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

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Pril
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Postby Pril » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:53 pm

but yer just kinky like that ash :p
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dreams of Moritheil

Postby muma » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:54 pm

I actually had a dream once of Moritheil as a 4 foot tall chicken clucking around in my backyard. it was at nite. also i was scared.
Es gibt keinen Löffel!
Miax OOC: 'Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Shevarash.'
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Postby Sesexe » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:18 pm

I woulda been hungry!

<primary weapon> a metal fork
<secondary weapon> a sharp metal knife

< 326h/326H 186p/186P 133v/133V >
< P: std > i
You are carrying:
a jar of mayonnaise
a tube of squeezable mustard
a loaf of bread
a head of lettuce
a ripe juicy tomato
a purple onion
a flagon of spicy BBQ sauce

I woulda had Dave from Wendy's on speed dial!
Asup group-says 'who needs sex ed when you got sesexe.'
Targsk group-says 'sexedse'
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moritheil
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Postby moritheil » Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:48 pm

Don't like Moribumps? Consent Mori!

How come there are no positive options in yer poll? *scratch*
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Shevarash OOC: 'I feature only the finest mammary glands.'
Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'
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Artmar
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Postby Artmar » Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:28 pm

How come there's no "All of the above" option?
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