Buahhaha!

[Ambar]

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."


The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"



The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here. The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."

[Arilin Nydelahar]

Uh-oh. Incoming Sarvis propaganda!

[Sarvis]

I like cheese.

[Arilin Nydelahar]

I like cheese.

You stole my line, you bastard.

[Sarvis]

Sorry, how's this:

Je t'aime fromage!

[Arilin Nydelahar]

Sorry, how's this:

Je t'aime fromage!

feh, still my line.

[Ashiwi]

Mike... French ain't your line... no way, no how.

[Arilin Nydelahar]

Mike... French ain't your line... no way, no how.

Yeah yeah. Shouldn't you be skulking or something?

[Sarvis]

Mike... French ain't your line... no way, no how.

Yeah yeah. Shouldn't you be skulking or something?

Huh? I never skulk! That implies secrecy and the ability to keep quiet...

[Arilin Nydelahar]

Mike... French ain't your line... no way, no how.

Yeah yeah. Shouldn't you be skulking or something?

Huh? I never skulk! That implies secrecy and the ability to keep quiet...

Wow. You're Ashiwi?! I didn't know!

[Sarvis]

Mike... French ain't your line... no way, no how.

Yeah yeah. Shouldn't you be skulking or something?

Huh? I never skulk! That implies secrecy and the ability to keep quiet...

Wow. You're Ashiwi?! I didn't know!

Heh... oops. My name is also Mike, so thought you were referring to me. :oops:

[rer]

Io amo formaggio.

[Elisten]

So back to that original joke??

That has to be one of the best jokes I've heard about the election!!! If not one of the best jokes ever. *wink*

Good one sister!!!

Love,
Eli
Merry Saturday night!
:lol:

[Sarvis]

So back to that original joke??

That has to be one of the best jokes I've heard about the election!!! If not one of the best jokes ever. *wink*

Good one sister!!!

Love,
Eli
Merry Saturday night!
:lol:

If you are serious about that you must live in a tiny room with no TV or outside contact.

Just watching the Daily Show would give you jokes 20 times better than that! (Yes, they would also have been about Kerry...)

[Ambar]

I posted the joke to spool Sarvis up


guess it worked :)

[Sarvis]

I posted the joke to spool Sarvis up


guess it worked :)

Spool? You're trying to print me? :?

[Elisten]

If you are serious about that you must live in a tiny room with no TV or outside contact.

OMG.
How do you know??

:)

[muma]

Mike... French ain't your line... no way, no how.

Yeah yeah. Shouldn't you be skulking or something?

Huh? I never skulk! That implies secrecy and the ability to keep quiet...

Wow. You're Ashiwi?! I didn't know!

Heh... oops. My name is also Mike, so thought you were referring to me. :oops:

i just wanted to add to the quote pool.

[kiryan]

most entertaining.