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BEERSTORM

Castable by dwarves only.

Beerstorm would make all of your group drunk and would also relieve their thirst!

That is the best spell idea ever. It's beautiful, it's perfect, and it should be an innate instead of a spell, therefore ALL dwarves could use it.

Nothing more can be said to add to the godliness of that idea.

Wow, an idea I approve of! Garal, you rawk!

Implement this!! :P

But a dwarf can't outdrink an elf...

Poor dwarves... elves drink more and outlive them by 3x the years. They only get like 1/4 or 1/5 as much liquor as an elf... they need all the help they can get. I say give them the Beerstorm.

I'm gonna veto this idea as it would make zones too easy to do. Here's how zones will be twinked via this idea:

Group of 15 will go into a zone. Dwarves cast/proc Beerstorm multiple times. People find eachother attractive and copulate. Then the group size goes from 15 to anywhere between 30-45 or what not and the zone get's pwned because zones are not meant for 30-45 people. So this is a horrible idea that will cause much twinkage.

VETO!

Pril

You wish that a pathetic frail elf could outdrink a dwarf. Go back to your sissy wine and stop hijacking threads about incredibly awesome ideas.

Sheesh, just imagine all those vertically challenged kneecappers, singing off key. *shudder* Let's do our part in keeping those little dwarves unhappy! VETO !

Pril wrote:I'm gonna veto this idea as it would make zones too easy to do. Here's how zones will be twinked via this idea:

Group of 15 will go into a zone. Dwarves cast/proc Beerstorm multiple times. People find eachother attractive and copulate. Then the group size goes from 15 to anywhere between 30-45 or what not and the zone get's pwned because zones are not meant for 30-45 people. So this is a horrible idea that will cause much twinkage.

VETO!

Pril

That's only true for group's that certain people are not involved in:

Gormal would be too busy with Goats to copulate, so group size wouldn't increase much.

Maxler would be too busy with himself, so no increase there.

If Kiryan and Vena are in the group, no more copulation would occur than already does.

If I was in the group, there'd be a lot of copulation - as has been witnessed by many here: Rer + Beer + Chicks = lots of "fun"... so we're talking like 60 people walking out of the zone when 15 walked in.

Any group that Pril is in would be too disgusted by his ugly mug to copulate - and some of the drunker people might actually commit suicide from the thought of copulating with him, making the group size actually shrink.

If I was in the group, there'd be a lot of copulation - as has been witnessed by many here: Rer + Beer + Chicks = lots of "fun"... so we're talking like 60 people walking out of the zone when 15 walked in.

Rer, you put beer in front of chicks. Everyone knows that's the wrong order. You're now so drunk that you don't notice the slight bulge in the front of the leather skirt, the large adams apple, and muscular arms with big hands to go with them.

This group size would stay the same, because after the first two minutes of watching Rer in morbid horror, no one would ever copulate for the rest of their lives.

Elves drink Zima.

We all know elves suck and their constitution is low. Just take a look at their health its below average as compared to a dwarf. So for anyone to say elves can out drink a dwarf has probably just drank with a drunk dressed up dwarven version mistaken for a halfling. *whistle*