1001 reasons why pava sucks.

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Postby Birile » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:22 pm

Damnit, I thought this thread was titled "1001 ways pava sucks".

I hate you Pril.
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Postby Yasden » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:16 am

#47

A momentary brilliant glow originating from Teba's circlet begins
a rapid change in her appearance. Countless serpents begin to uncoil,
slithering and sliding their way down and around Teba's arms, neck,
and torso, granting her a reptilian quickstrike ability! As her eyes gleam
a vivid yellow the brief enchantment begins to fade. Quickly as
they descended, the serpents twist and twine their way back to the magic
within their circlet.
Teba barely pierces a massive magma drake.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a massive magma drake!
Teba barely pierces a massive magma drake.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a massive magma drake!
Teba barely pierces a massive magma drake.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a massive magma drake!
Teba barely pierces a massive magma drake.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a massive magma drake!
Teba barely pierces a massive magma drake.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a massive magma drake!
Teba barely pierces a massive magma drake.
Teba slumps to the ground.
As Teba touches fiery aura around a massive magma drake's body, she is burned fatally.
Teba is dead! R.I.P.
Teba is stunned!
Teba slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Teba.
Teba has left the group.



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Postby Pril » Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:20 am

#48)

Pava sucks because it's been so long since someones posted why he sucks.
The best of WTF statments of '06
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Duna » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:40 am

Okay.. since I promised Pril I'd post this....

#49 or 50.. who knows..

you follow Teba.
you are now a member of Teba and company.
you raise a level
*cheer* lvl 48

that happened in the morning.. in the afternoon..

You follow Teba.
You are now a member of Teba and company.
Welcome to Toril
lvl 47
welcome to toril
welcome to toril
welcome to toril
lvl 46
welcome to toril
welcome to toril
(thanks to Teba) Glorishan is now a member of Teba and company.
after 6, yes 6 resses, I am again lvl 47.. I lost a total of 24% that day.. and then Pril and Inama killed me 3 times the next day.

*sigh*
so I got 4 levels in one day thanks to Pava.... 48, 47, 46, 47
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Postby Ruxur » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:35 pm

welcome to toril
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Ruxur » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:37 am

51

Ceda ASSOC:: 'think im gonna just give ekhak 1000 p every boot so we dont have to ever do this'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Tanji Smanji » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:47 am

52)

Cuz.
How to go from Waelos to Weylarii.

Weylarii group-says 'oh shit! my penis is stuck in the toaster. afk'

Corth ASSOC:: 'up to you.. need a ranger, but if you want to afk i can probably find someone else'
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Postby Disoputlip » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:47 am

Code: Select all

You complete your spell...
You send a fetish to scry the remains...
A Snow-Covered Plain
   A relatively flat plain, with few trees but many large lichen-
covered boulders strewn everywhere.  This plain stretches far to
the east and west, but breaks into foothills of the southern
mountains a short distance to the south.  The frozen over Torvald
river forms the northern border of the plain for several miles.
Exits: - North - East  - South - West
Corpse of Tamitan is lying here.
Corpse of Hagah is lying here.
Corpse of Nerox is lying here.
Corpse of Yog is lying here.
Corpse of Nalaya is lying here.
Corpse of Pidibeple is lying here.
Corpse of Duna is lying here.
Corpse of Aluvon is lying here.
Corpse of Toraza is lying here.
Corpse of Teba is lying here.
An imposing griffon spreads her wings, awaiting her master.


Lowest corpse died first as you may know.
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Postby xisskas » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:22 am

Just who is pava?
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Postby Pril » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:43 pm

55) Teba tells you 'Eilistraee responds to your petition with 'You were killed by a paralyzed, sentinel, inanimate object.''
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Ruxur » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:56 pm

xisskas wrote:Just who is pava?


pava is a dwarf rogue in the guild known as triterium http://www.triterium.com He has well known alts such as Teba, Malia, Ceda, and many others. Pava is commonly refered to as the "best" rogue in the game right now. People love to hate on the Pava but mostly it is in good fun, hes generally a well liked guy. This thread was created to jab at him a bit, and because Cofen wishes he was half as cool as Pava.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Pril » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:53 pm

Ruxur wrote:
xisskas wrote:Just who is pava?


pava is a dwarf rogue in the guild known as triterium http://www.triterium.com He has well known alts such as Teba, Malia, Ceda, and many others. Pava is commonly refered to as the "best" rogue in the game right now. People love to hate on the Pava but mostly it is in good fun, hes generally a well liked guy. This thread was created to jab at him a bit, and because Cofen wishes he was half as cool as Pava.


The mere fact that someone doesn't know ross already means he sucks.
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby alendar » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:42 am

ok that clears up all the arm bands i have been seeing recently...



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Postby Pril » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:43 am

alendar wrote:ok that clears up all the arm bands i have been seeing recently...



W.W.P.D.


Those are all: What Would Pril Do
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Lilira » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:13 am

Atop a Large Hill
Exits: - East - South - West - Down
A tiny pool of blood lays here.
Corpse of a fire giant soldier is lying here.
[3] Corpse of a member of the Smoking Beard battalion is lying here.
Corpse of Duna is lying here.
Lazus Al'Medin, High Morninglord (RP) (Human) stands here.
Ashiwi Autumnmoon -Acquisitions- Shadows of Imphras (Grey Elf) stands here.
A fire elemental is here blazing with heat!
Ghimok -Alchemist- Triterium (Human) sits resting, inches above the surface.
Sylvos Winteraven (RP) (Half-Elf) sits resting.
Nimaithamael (Grey Elf) stands, inches above the surface here.
Pidibeple (RP) (Gnome) sits resting in mid-air.
Nerox -Senatus Veneficus- Triterium (Human) sits resting in mid-air.
Rikiv (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here.
Hartor (Dwarf) stands in mid-air here.
Kramel -Weaponmaster- Triterium (Dwarf) blazes in mid-air here.

Teba tries to drag corpse of a member of the Smoking Beard battalion out of the room.
Teba sneaks west.
Lazus leaves west.
You follow Teba west.

Atop a Large Hill
This large snow-covered hill rises several hundred feet from
the plains below, but it is miniscule compared to the immense
peaks to the south. A trail of smoke snakes skyward from the
chimney of a large granite building at the base of the hill. A
rusty iron bear trap rests against the side of a scraggly fir
tree. This hill is just one of many; the land to the east the
terrain is nothing but hills and mountains to the horizon. A
river heads down from its mountain source on the western side of
the hill.
Exits: - East - South - West
Lazus Al'Medin, High Morninglord (RP) (Human) stands here.
Teba -Hand of Death- Triterium (Human) stands here.
Pidibeple flies in from the east.
Ghimok enters from the east.
A fire elemental blazes in from the east.
Kramel flies in from the east.
Hartor flies in from the east.
Rikiv flies in from the east.
Teba drags corpse of a member of the Smoking Beard battalion along behind her.

<798h>
<P>
Teba tries to drag corpse of a member of the Smoking Beard battalion out of the room.
Lazus leaves west.
You follow Teba west.

Atop a Large Hill
This large snow-covered hill rises several hundred feet from
the plains below, but it is miniscule compared to the immense
peaks to the south. A trail of smoke snakes skyward from the
chimney of a large granite building at the base of the hill. A
small river has carved a pathway out of the mountains and
cascades down the side of the hill. The river is frozen over
several hundred feet below. Apparently the proximity of a
towering volcano to the south has heated the river to a slush
that manages to flow. This hill is just one of many; the land to
the east the terrain is nothing but hills and mountains to the
horizon.
Exits: - East - South - West
Lazus Al'Medin, High Morninglord (RP) (Human) stands here.
Teba -Hand of Death- Triterium (Human) stands here.
Pidibeple flies in from the east.
Ghimok enters from the east.
A fire elemental blazes in from the east.
Kramel flies in from the east.
Hartor flies in from the east.
Rikiv flies in from the east.
Teba drags corpse of a member of the Smoking Beard battalion along behind her.

<798h>
<P>
Teba tries to drag corpse of a member of the Smoking Beard battalion out of the room.
Teba sneaks west.
Lazus leaves west.
You follow Teba west.

A River of Slush
This small river is only about fifteen feet across. The river
winds it's way down from the Gindra mountains between two large
foothills here and joins the Torvald river a ways to the north.
The river is frozen over downstream, but here the river is heated
enough by the fires of a towering volcano to turn into a kind of
slush. A large granite building nestles against the base of a
large hill on the eastern shore of this river. The only sign of
occupation is the long trail of smoke snaking out of the
buildings chimney. It is possible to continue up along the path
the river has hewn into the mountains along the narrow shoreline.
To the west is a narrow trail at the base of a large volcano.
Exits: - East - West - Up - Down
A huge black sword rests on the ground. (magic)
Lazus Al'Medin, High Morninglord (RP) (Human) stands here.
Teba -Hand of Death- Triterium (Human) stands here.
Pidibeple flies in from the east.
Ghimok enters from the east.
A fire elemental blazes in from the east.
Kramel flies in from the east.
Hartor flies in from the east.
Rikiv flies in from the east.
Teba drags corpse of a member of the Smoking Beard battalion along behind her.

<798h>
<P>

<798h>
<P>
Nerox flies in from the east.

<798h>
<P>
Pidibeple chuckles politely.

<798h>
<P>
Kramel boggles at the concept.

<798h>
<P>
Teba group-says 'oops'

<798h>
<P>

You draw on your magical energy to continue singing!
You finish a verse of the song of healing.

<798h>
<P>
Teba sneaks east.

Ghimok group-says 'pcorpse might be better'

<798h>
<P> gsa whoops
You group-say 'whoops'

<798h>
<P>
Teba drags corpse of Duna along behind her.

<798h>
<P> giggle
You giggle.

<798h>
<P>
Ghimok rolls on the floor laughing.

<798h>
<P>
Teba group-says 'hush =)'

<798h>
<P>
Kramel throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

<798h>
<P>
Hartor group-says 'you newb rogue'
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Postby bawog » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:53 am

A Windy Area in the Plane of Smoke
Room size: Large (L:50 ft W:50 ft H:50 ft)
Exits: - North - South - West - Up - Down
[2] Corpse of Namas is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[3] Corpse of Sylvos is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
Corpse of Teba is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
Corpse of Hitecible is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[4] Corpse of Pidibeple is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[5] Corpse of Nimaithamael is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[4] Corpse of Hartor is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[2] Corpse of Ashiwi is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[7] Corpse of Duna is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[5] Corpse of Rikiv is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[5] Corpse of Nerox is lying here. (magic) (glowing)
[4] Corpse of Lazus is lying here. (magic)
Duna Hawkfeather (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here.


Twas the dawn before Great Gods and all was quiet throughout the house, cept those damn giants!....See what happens Pava bailed and says OOPS[/b]
Lonikiple group-says 'i remember this one time at izans, when nerox said tanks west, and kobob ran 2 west, and spanked the group, you guyz remember that?'

Tiamat shouts 'No, it is you who is fucked!'
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Postby Pril » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:05 pm

59)

Blood sprays from a large gold winged automaton as Zowa deflects its attack.
A large gold winged automaton smashes Teba into a bloody pulp with its mighty tail!
Teba is dead! R.I.P.
The best of WTF statments of '06

--------------------------------------------------------

Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Minofagal » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:44 pm

Teba triggers a trap on a huge treasure chest!
A cloud of poison gas spews forth from a huge treasure chest!
Ssinissa shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
Bodug shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
Lintral shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
Teba shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
Rawel shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
Nalaya shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
Agor shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
Qazap shudders in pain, and looks very pale.
You shudder in pain as the toxins flows through you..

The poison burns in your veins, and you feel weaker.
Teba writhes in agony.
Ssinissa writhes in agony.
Lintral writhes in agony.
Rawel writhes in agony.
Nalaya writhes in agony.
Agor writhes in agony.
Qazap writhes in agony.
Bodug writhes in agony.
.
Agor group-says 'dammit ross all out'

Agor group-says 'dammit ross all out'

Agor group-says 'dammit ross all out'

Agor flies in from the south.

Agor group-says 'get rem poisons'
Bodug lumbers in from the south.

<556h>
Ssinissa sits down in a comfortable spot.

<556h>
Nalaya starts casting a spell.

<556h>
Ssinissa opens an ancient tome and begins studying it intently.

<557h>
Teba enters from the south.

<557h>
Lintral completes his spell...
Lintral utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'
Lintral tries to dispel Lintral's magic!
And he has some success!


<559h>
Teba throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

<561h>
Teba throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

<561h>
Nalaya completes her spell...
Nalaya utters the words, 'yjrr pzar'
You feel a rush of warmth as Nalaya's god heals your wounds.

<981h>
Teba throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

<982h>
Teba throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

<986h>
The poison burns in your veins, and you feel weaker.
Teba writhes in agony.
Ssinissa, looking very frustrated, packs up her book.
Ssinissa turns deathly white and collapses as the poison overwhelms her.
Ssinissa is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Ssinissa.
Ssinissa has left the group.
Rawel slumps to the ground.
Rawel turns deathly white and collapses as the poison overwhelms him.
Rawel is dead! R.I.P.
Rawel slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Rawel.
Rawel has left the group.
Nalaya is stunned!
Nalaya slumps to the ground.
Nalaya turns deathly white and collapses as the poison overwhelms her.
Nalaya is dead! R.I.P.
Nalaya slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Nalaya.
Nalaya has left the group.
Agor writhes in agony.
Your skin crawls as you hear a death cry nearby!
Qazap has left the group.
Bodug writhes in agony.
Mij group-says 'hahahaha'
Kaisi tells you 'get smirn, he's better than me'
--HELP! My legs aren't long enough!--
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Postby Ruxur » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:12 pm

a truly great pkill, grats ross!
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'

Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'

Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'

Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Dlur » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:34 am

Teba rides north on the supply wagon.
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Postby Drache » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:08 am

Figured it'd be more like

Teba rides in on his high horse.
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Postby Ambar » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:35 am

Teba loves her cart :)
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Postby alendar » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:39 pm

Teba group-says 'crash wasnt my fault but death prolly was'


You group-say 'crash was your fault though... they posted it... machine cant handle all that damage you deal'
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Postby Naled » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:53 pm

Teba ASSOC:: 'how many flippin times can you search and not get message'


Aluvon ASSOC:: 'you must be dumb'
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Postby Zolth Alebringer » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:44 pm

64)

<602h>
< >
Teba ASSOC:: 'you go north there'

<603h>
< > gsay ahh
The displacer beast snaps into visibility.
OUCH! That really did HURT!
You group-say 'ahh'
s

<519h>
<T> Sorry, you aren't allowed to do that in combat.

<519h>
<T> flee
A Field of Sandstone
Room size: Enormous (L:200 ft W:200 ft H:100 ft)
Exits: -N -S
A dwarven prospector studies the features of the land.
You flee northward!

<519h>
< > acc woot! displacer beast, thanks Ross!
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Postby Raiwen » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:50 pm

he's not normally there. I think he was tracking someone and got stuck.. heh
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Postby Zolth Alebringer » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:17 pm

Specially if Teba drags you into his lair and leaves you :P

Then when you run away you get world tracked!
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Postby Minofagal » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:31 am

woot! classic. roflmao!
Kaisi tells you 'get smirn, he's better than me'

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Postby Zolth Alebringer » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:44 am

The fun part is that I'm way out of it's path.. And that right after I tried to assoc chat I loose connection.. All I can think of was "damn, this is gonna hurt.. oof, there goes connection, now I have to flame someone when I get back and have to ress.."
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Postby flib » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:45 am

finished up tia run. I started 5 % under 50. ended up at 41? if i remember right.. was chattin while ressing and he said something to the accord of ya.. I lost like 500 % still at about 1300% now.. mutter.
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Postby flib » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:45 am

finished up tia run. I started 5 % under 50. ended up at 41? if i remember right.. was chattin while ressing and he said something to the accord of ya.. I lost like 500 % still at about 1300% now.. mutter.
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Postby Pril » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:07 pm

67)

He does less damage than full harm...


A cloud giant warrior rises to his feet.
A sudden intense rush of physical fury spiderwebs its way up and down
Teba's an enchanted khanjari dagger. As the finger-like tendrils writhe and wriggle
their way up her arms, Teba is infused with a surpising finesse of movement.
Teba attacks a cloud giant warrior, landing four hits.

<818h>
<T>
Casting: full harm **

<818h>
<T>
Casting: full harm *

<818h>
<T>
You complete your spell...
A cloud giant warrior is stunned!
A cloud giant warrior slumps to the ground.
Your God's wrath causes a cloud giant warrior to scream in pain, and his immediate death.
a cloud giant warrior is dead! R.I.P.
A cloud giant warrior slumps to the ground.
You receive your share of experience.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a cloud giant warrior.
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby amolol » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:40 pm

#68

A cloud giant patrol leader sends a blue shaft of light streaking towards Teba!
Teba ceases to move.. still and lifeless.
i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce

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Postby Pril » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:32 am

*BUMP*
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby thanuk » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:18 am

#69

8 year olds, dude.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Postby Vigis » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:10 pm

The heat from the fiery remorhaz causes the spectre of the fiery remorhaz's image to distort and shiver from the intensity.
Teba's flesh chars and burns as she touches the fiery remorhaz!
Teba is overwhelmed by the intense heat radiating off the fiery remorhaz's body!
Teba is dead! R.I.P.
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'

Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
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Postby Vigis » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:33 pm

<187h>
<T>

Teba group-says 'sorry'

<187h>
<T> Upon being struck, a mirror image of Vigis shatters into a million particles of light!
An ice golem misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.
Upon being struck, a mirror image of Vigis shatters into a million particles of light!
Upon being struck, a mirror image of Vigis shatters into a million particles of light!
Upon being struck, a mirror image of Vigis shatters into a million particles of light!
Upon being struck, a mirror image of Vigis shatters into a million particles of light!
A lesser guard of the lower level starts casting an offensive spell.
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
A guard of the lower level attacks you, landing a single hit.
a large white dragon fiercely bites down on you, ripping you apart in a spray of blood!
With a final blow, you feel yourself falling to the ground.
Your soul leaves your body in the cold sleep of death...
Your form stops blurring.
gcmd *Vigis has lost his BLUR*
Your form stops blurring.
gcmd *Vigis has lost his BLUR*

*** Welcome to Toril ***
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'



Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
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Postby Drahken » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:21 am

Teba group-says 'tells are fin'

<779h>
<P>
Teba howls in agony and doubles over in pain! A hideous transformation
overcomes her, and the face of a werewolf looks up at you, fangs bared in a
hideous rictus snarl!

A fierce werewolf is now a member of Teba and Company.

<779h>
<P>
a fierce werewolf group-says 'fine'
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Postby Pril » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:47 am

Pava sucks for not hunting down the person responsible for stealing Diel's eq and assassinating them.
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby daggaz » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:24 pm

#70 He can only get this thread up to two pages..

PS that was freakin hillarious, Thanuk.
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Postby Lilira » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:43 pm

daggaz wrote:#70 He can only get this thread up to two pages..

PS that was freakin hillarious, Thanuk.


actually by my count that would be #74...

#75 People are loosing track of why he sucks.
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Postby Pril » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:57 pm

76:

Teba tells you 'sad that i had to start a 3rd rogue cuz first two capped'
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby Pril » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:14 am

77:

A fire giant elite yells, 'To battle one of us, is to battle us all!'
A fire giant elite slashes a fierce werewolf very hard.


<904h>
<T> l

Alshmael starts casting a spell called 'displacement'.

<904h>
<T>
Morena starts casting a spell.

<904h>
<T>
Minas attacks an ancient suit of armor, landing three hits.
A fire giant elite attacks a fierce werewolf, landing two hits.
A fierce werewolf is stunned!
A fierce werewolf slumps to the ground.
A fire giant elite attacks a fierce werewolf, landing two hits.
A fierce werewolf is slashed into two by a masterly stroke performed by a fire giant elite.
a fierce werewolf is dead! R.I.P.
A fierce werewolf slumps to the ground.
A fierce werewolf's dying body slowly changes back into Teba.
Teba is now a member of Mori Spanks Again!.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Teba.
Teba has left the group.

You barely pierce an ancient suit of armor.
You barely pierce an ancient suit of armor.
Ardessa attacks an ancient suit of armor, landing three hits.
An ancient suit of armor attacks Ardessa, landing two hits.

<904h>
<T>
A fire giant elite evaluates the struggle, watching your battle tactics.
Ardessa group-says '<<DRAGONSCALES>>'

<904h>
<T>
Alshmael completes his spell...
Alshmael utters the words, 'eugsraqzwunsoh'
Ardessa's form is displaced.

<904h>
<T> An Elegant Hallway
Exits: -E# -S -W
Corpse of Teba is lying here.
A single bloody smear mars the ground.
The spectre of a battlemage stands here.
The spectre of a battlehealer stands here.
Akumida (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Deltin (Grey Elf) stands here.
Belathar (RP) (Human) stands here.
Morena (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here.
Alshmael (Human) stands here.
Minas (Human) stands here, fighting an ancient suit of armor.
Lilithelle (Grey Elf) stands, inches above the surface here.
Warek (Barbarian) stands here.
Thagden (Dwarf) stands here.
An imposing griffon spreads her wings, awaiting her master.
Ardessa (Human) stands here, riding a zealous griffon, fighting an ancient suit of armor.
An ancient suit of armor stands here, fighting Ardessa.
An ancient suit of armor stands here, fighting Ardessa.
A giant equipped in gleaming platemail stands on guard.
A giant equipped in gleaming platemail stands on guard.
A giant equipped in gleaming platemail stands on guard.
The best of WTF statments of '06

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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Postby moritheil » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:49 pm

And now for a rerun of sorts . . .


Refarin starts casting a spell called 'detect magic'.
<624h>
<P> The Southern Bank of the River Shining
Exits: -E -W
Corpse of Tiosionioris is lying here. (magic)
Corpse of Deabnue is lying here.
Silena (Human) stands here.
Dalyx (Barbarian) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Amashaelia (Grey Elf) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Morena (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
Redara (Human) stands here.
Inames (Grey Elf) stands here.
Akam (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
Bolasos (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Belathar (RP) (Human) sits resting.
Refarin (Grey Elf) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Teba (Human) stands here.
An imposing griffon spreads her wings, awaiting her master.(Gold Aura)
Ardessa (Human) sits resting, riding a zealous griffon.(Gold Aura)
An imposing griffon spreads her wings, awaiting her master.(Gold Aura)
Acoran (Human) stands in mid-air here, riding a zealous griffon.(Gold Aura)
<624h>
<P>
Teba group-says 'lightning dragon is a pussy'
<624h>
<P>
Akam starts casting a spell.
<624h>
<P>
Akam completes his spell...
Akam utters the words, 'word of recall'
Akam utters a single word and disappears.
<624h>
<P>
Refarin completes his spell...
Refarin utters the words, 'detect magic'
<624h>
<P>
Belathar raises his unholy symbol and smiles malevolently.
<624h>
<P>
Ardessa clambers to her feet.
Ardessa, looking very frustrated, packs up her holy symbol.
<624h>
<P>
A harmonious combination of notes from Redara soothes your wounds.
<624h>
<P>
Teba group-says 'if you have problems... you didnt plan right'
<624h>
<P>
Silena group-says 'if people dont need it, why dice:P'
<624h>
<P>
Redara stops singing abruptly.
You start chanting...
<624h>
<P>
Teba tries to drag corpse of Tiosionioris out of the room.
Acoran rides east on a zealous griffon.
Ardessa rides east on a zealous griffon.
<624h>
<P>
Redara stops using the Ancient Lyre of Amberyl.
<624h>
<P>
Nothing here by that name.
You abort your prayer before it's done!
<624h>
<P>
Redara gets an intricate steel flute from her elemental bag of tricks.
<624h>
<P>
Redara grabs an intricate steel flute.
<624h>
<P>
Redara puts some stuff into elemental bag of tricks.
<624h>
<P> The Southern Bank of the River Shining
Exits: -E -W
Corpse of Deabnue is lying here.
Dalyx (Barbarian) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Amashaelia (Grey Elf) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Morena (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
Redara (Human) stands here.
Inames (Grey Elf) stands here.
Bolasos (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Belathar (RP) (Human) sits resting.
Refarin (Grey Elf) stands here.(Gold Aura)
<624h>
<P>
Belathar clambers to his feet.
<624h>
<P>
Akam group-says 'thank'
<624h>
<P>
Better get inside - this is too cold for man or -most- beasts.
<624h>
<P>
Redara begins singing.
<624h>
<P>
Akam has left the group.
<624h>
<P>
You group-say 'teba: gonna drag Deabnue?'
Belathar group-says 'deabnue needs it i thought i said'
<624h>
<P>
The area is filled with renewing notes of magic from Redara.
<624h>
<P>
Inames stops following Akam.
Inames starts following you.
<624h>
<P>
You stop following Akam.
Redara stops following Akam.
Morena stops following Akam.
Belathar stops following Akam.
Amashaelia stops following Akam.
Dalyx stops following Akam.
Bolasos stops following Akam.
<624h>
<P>
Refarin group-says 'wrong corpse teba'
<624h>
<P>
Belathar leaves east.
<624h>
<P>
Belathar enters from the east.
<624h>
<P>
Teba group-says '>> crocodile Nasty << '
<624h>
<P>
Teba group-says 'yes'
<624h>
<P>
The area is filled with renewing notes of magic from Redara.
You group-say 'pcorpse might be good'
<624h>
<P>
The Southern Bank of the River Shining
Exits: -E -W
Corpse of Deabnue is lying here.
Belathar (RP) (Human) stands here.
Dalyx (Barbarian) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Amashaelia (Grey Elf) stands here.(Gold Aura)
Morena (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here.(Gold Aura)
Redara (Human) stands here.
Inames (Grey Elf) stands here.
Bolasos (Human) stands in mid-air here.
<624h>
<P>
Morena starts casting a spell.
<624h>
<P>
Teba group-says 'hahaha nogs draging dragon sweet!'
Redara group-says 'i need it too!'
<624h>
<P>
Teba group-says '>> crocodile Pretty hurt << '
<624h>
<P>
Redara snickers softly.
<624h>
<P>
Bolasos starts casting a spell.
<624h>
<P>
Morena completes her spell...
Morena utters the words, 'oahz'
<624h>
<P>
Deabnue group-says 'i thought i had one but i dont, but i got piece earlier'
<624h>
Yotus group-says 'special quest if you type hi dragon'
Shevarash OOC: 'I feature only the finest mammary glands.'
Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'
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Postby Duna » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:58 am

#79: Pava sucks becuase
moritheil wrote:>>>
even Mori can pwn him.
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Postby amolol » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:08 am

#80

Teba group-says 'Hitroll: 79 Damroll: 110'
i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce



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Postby Thilindel » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:04 am

81

Never abstains :P
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Postby moritheil » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:20 pm

Birile LFG: [50 Neutral Halfling Bar] 'flib tried to flee past the glyph and killed teba'
Yotus group-says 'special quest if you type hi dragon'

Shevarash OOC: 'I feature only the finest mammary glands.'

Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'
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Postby Vigis » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:43 pm

Teba says 'got lvl 102 back!'
Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'



Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
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Postby Lilira » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:03 am

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std >
A momentary brilliant glow originating from Teba's circlet begins
a rapid change in her appearance. Countless serpents begin to uncoil,
slithering and sliding their way down and around Teba's arms, neck,
and torso, granting her a reptilian quickstrike ability! As her eyes gleam
a vivid yellow the brief enchantment begins to fade. Quickly as
they descended, the serpents twist and twine their way back to the magic
within their circlet.
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!
Teba pierces a hellhound.
Teba is burned severely as she hits a hellhound!

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std >
Casting: force missiles **

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std >
Casting: force missiles *
Azik attacks a hellhound, landing two hits.
Azik is injured on a hellhound's magical shield two times.
A hellhound dodges Teba's attack.
Teba's attack only grazes a hellhound as she dodges aside!
Physical power emanating from the tip of Teba's an enchanted khanjari dagger
races towards its wielder within a narrow strip of bright white light. A significant sounding
BOOM reverberates between your ears as the light settles into Teba's skin.
A hellhound gasps in agony as Teba strikes at her side, sending blood flying everywhere!
Teba attacks a hellhound, landing five hits.
Teba is injured on a hellhound's magical shield five times.
Acoran maneuvers his mount to avoid a hellhound's attack!
Acoran's mount snaps at a hellhound, razor sharp beak ripping into a hellhound's body fiercely!
Acoran deflects a hellhound's blow, and strikes back at a hellhound!
Acoran's attack only grazes a hellhound as she dodges aside!
Acoran attacks a hellhound, landing two hits.
Acoran is injured on a hellhound's magical shield two times.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std >
Aranel starts casting a spell.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std >
c 'force missile' hellhound
Lilithelle completes her spell...
Lilithelle utters the words, 'yufz gzzeg'
Lilithelle transforms a handful of acorns into flaming missiles!
Lilithelle's magical fire is ignored by a hellhound.
Lilithelle's magical fire is ignored by a hellhound.
Lilithelle's magical fire is ignored by a hellhound.
Lilithelle's magical fire is ignored by a hellhound.
Lilithelle fires four fire seeds into a hellhound.

<828h>
<P>
You complete your spell...
You send a powerful force missile slamming into a hellhound!
You send a powerful force missile slamming into a hellhound!
You send a powerful force missile slamming into a hellhound!
Pidibeple completes his spell...
Pidibeple utters the words, 'yafqz wuggurzg'
Pidibeple's powerful force missile impacts a hellhound and rips her body in half!
a hellhound is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of a hellhound.
Osheara stops chanting abruptly!
Pidibeple fires two force missiles into someone.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std >
Teba stops using an enchanted khanjari dagger.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std >
Teba stops using an enchanted khanjari dagger.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit >
Teba group-says 'YOUCH'

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit >
You have finished memorizing infravision.
Osheara completes her spell...
Osheara utters the words, 'yjrr pzar'
Osheara summons a holy light surrounding Teba and healing her wounds.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit >
Teba wields an enchanted khanjari dagger.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit >
Teba wields an enchanted khanjari dagger.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit >
Aranel chuckles politely.

<828h>
<P>
Azik thanks Akam heartily.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit > You stop meditating.
med
You group-say 'Laugh.. that was PRETTY!'

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit > You start meditating...

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit >
You have finished memorizing chain lightning.
Osheara starts casting a spell.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit > You stop meditating.
med
You group-say 'Nice colors!'

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit > You start meditating...

<828h>
<P>
Osheara completes her spell...
Osheara utters the words, 'yjrr pzar'
Osheara summons a holy light surrounding Teba and healing her wounds.

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit >
You have finished memorizing force missiles.
Your studies are complete.
st

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: sit > You clamber to your feet.
Teba pokes you in the ribs. What!?

828h/828H 391p/391P 114v/114V >
P: std > tease teba
You tease Teba, trying to provoke more emotion.
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You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'

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