What do you do....
What do you do....
With a drunken Ranger...
Soak his bowstrings in cayenne powder! (Then hope he gets an itch *wink*)
Yeah BBS has been dead, so I thought it would be amusing to start a silly thread. Keep it mostly clean so we don't get in trouble, and no flaming!!! Every once in a while I'll pick a new target depending on how long this goes.
Soak his bowstrings in cayenne powder! (Then hope he gets an itch *wink*)
Yeah BBS has been dead, so I thought it would be amusing to start a silly thread. Keep it mostly clean so we don't get in trouble, and no flaming!!! Every once in a while I'll pick a new target depending on how long this goes.
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
What do you do with a drunken ranger?
Ask him if he wants a second beer.
Ask him if he wants a second beer.
The best of WTF statments of '06
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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- Sojourner
- Posts: 765
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- Location: Atlanta, Georgia
smash he
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
With a drunken BARD?
Dunk her in the fountain til she sings on key!
Dunk her in the fountain til she sings on key!
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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- Sojourner
- Posts: 3923
- Joined: Fri Jul 26, 2002 5:01 am
- Location: Waterdeep
drunken bard?
SMASH HE
smashing fixes all, tis the troll warrior way
SMASH HE
smashing fixes all, tis the troll warrior way
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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- Sojourner
- Posts: 119
- Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:01 am
- Location: Calera, Al, USA
Tanji Smanji wrote:Save the life of an elemental and send him into rooms first.
LOL
steal a good arrow from each corpse before he can collect.
Talona responds to your petition with 'Sweet, I fixed something!'
Talona LFG: [55 Evil Human Nec] 'Don't make me mud castrate you all.'
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but you still cant help smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Talona LFG: [55 Evil Human Nec] 'Don't make me mud castrate you all.'
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but you still cant help smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
no-no-no.. we've moved on to BARDS now..
You guys had your chance to slap at rangers yesterday. Keep up!
You guys had your chance to slap at rangers yesterday. Keep up!
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
TROLL SMAAAAAASH
OGRE SMAAAAAAASH
RANGER WAAAAAAAANK
BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK
OGRE SMAAAAAAASH
RANGER WAAAAAAAANK
BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Ruxur wrote:BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK
A recent lasagne embargo has forced me to retract this previous statement.
It is the offical stance of Ruxur inc. also including its subsidiaries Maxler Hickdumb Co. and Harlindrel Nancing Company, is that bards rule.
Please accept our deepest apologies and we regret that feelings were hurt.
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Ruxur wrote:Ruxur wrote:BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK
A recent lasagne embargo has forced me to retract this previous statement.
It is the offical stance of Ruxur inc. also including its subsidiaries Maxler Hickdumb Co. and Harlindrel Nancing Company, is that bards rule.
Please accept our deepest apologies and we regret that feelings were hurt.
No feeling were harmed in the making of this joke.. however never underestimate the power of pasta!!!
*Maniacal laugh fades into a crescendo of organ music.*
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
Lilira wrote:Ruxur wrote:Ruxur wrote:BARD AFKKKKKKKKKK
A recent lasagne embargo has forced me to retract this previous statement.
It is the offical stance of Ruxur inc. also including its subsidiaries Maxler Hickdumb Co. and Harlindrel Nancing Company, is that bards rule.
Please accept our deepest apologies and we regret that feelings were hurt.
No feeling were harmed in the making of this joke.. however never underestimate the power of pasta!!!
*Maniacal laugh fades into a crescendo of organ music.*
WTH?!?!? Lilira never makes ME Lasagne.
BARDS SUCK. DRUNK BARDS SUCK. SOBER BARDS SUCK. GOOD BARD SUCKS. NEUTRAL BARDS SUCK.EVIL BARDS SUCK. ELF BARDS SUCK. HUMAN BARDS SUCK. DWARF BARDS SUCK. HALFLING BARDS SUCK, HALF-ELF BARDS SUCK. AND DON'T THINK YER SAFE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BATTLECHANTER YOU SUCK TOO.
In summary: ALL BARDS SUCK.
Pril
The best of WTF statments of '06
--------------------------------------------------------
Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
ROFL
Hello.. bard... that was the point!!!
New day, now target!!!
What do you do with a drunken AGOR/Cofen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toss him naked in a pit with a beholder...
Take that you bard hating brat!
Hello.. bard... that was the point!!!
New day, now target!!!
What do you do with a drunken AGOR/Cofen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toss him naked in a pit with a beholder...
Take that you bard hating brat!
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
Now we know the real reason why you went from football player to compewterbildin couch tater...
LASAGNE.
LASAGNE.
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Why Nerox is jealous of me:
Nerox tells you 'man this thing is kicking my ass and i have blisters!'
Nerox tells you 'ok attempting it again put tape on my fingers for easier sliding'
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Why Nerox is jealous of me:
Nerox tells you 'man this thing is kicking my ass and i have blisters!'
Nerox tells you 'ok attempting it again put tape on my fingers for easier sliding'
Yasden wrote:Now we know the real reason why you went from football player to compewterbildin couch tater...
LASAGNE.
worth every pants size, i have no regrets
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Lilira wrote:ROFL
Hello.. bard... that was the point!!!
New day, now target!!!
What do you do with a drunken AGOR/Cofen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toss him naked in a pit with a beholder...
Take that you bard hating brat!
no, you toss him fully eq'd into a rust monster fight
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
No, the beholders are fine, just flip the switch that makes him destroy gear again.
YOUR PFF WON'T SAVE YOU NOW!!
YOUR PFF WON'T SAVE YOU NOW!!
Kesena OOC: 'i wish my daddy bought me power tools'
Dorgh group-says 'damn, even with Cofen helping Mori, they STILL can't kill someone
Hekanut says 'I know level doesn't matter much, but most won't take seriously if a level 2 claims to be the best thing before, during, and after sliced bread.'
Rather than seeing "subpar race/class," see "challenge."
Dorgh group-says 'damn, even with Cofen helping Mori, they STILL can't kill someone
Hekanut says 'I know level doesn't matter much, but most won't take seriously if a level 2 claims to be the best thing before, during, and after sliced bread.'
Rather than seeing "subpar race/class," see "challenge."
Ruxur wrote:Yasden wrote:Now we know the real reason why you went from football player to compewterbildin couch tater...
LASAGNE.
worth every pants size, i have no regrets
Bahahaha.. you have no idea how happy that makes me. *grin*
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
What would you do with a drunken ranger?
What would you do with a drunken ranger?
What would you do with a drunken ranger?
Early in the morning?
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Early in the morning.
That's the words, Ambar.
*edit* It needed to be more like the actual song.
What would you do with a drunken ranger?
What would you do with a drunken ranger?
Early in the morning?
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Put him in a bunk with Piergeiron's daughter!
Early in the morning.
That's the words, Ambar.
*edit* It needed to be more like the actual song.
Last edited by Ashiwi on Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
So disappointed.. I'm gonna have to leave this one up for another day...
Noone smacked at Cofen. *sniff*
Noone smacked at Cofen. *sniff*
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
...with a drunken 'voker?!?
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dive and find the nearest fire-proof shelter*
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dive and find the nearest fire-proof shelter*
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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