Elders MOTD

Corth · **Posted:** Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:19 am

Message of the Day:
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Guild Dues taken for December. Your bank account is now empty. If your account does not have the requisite platinum by January 1st, the guild will be disbanded.

- Oghma

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So long!

Tanji Smanji · **Posted:** Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:10 am

I'm broke.

Ragorn · **Joined:** Mon Jan 29, 2001 6:01 am **Posts:** 4103

Don't you have a fucking guild leader to handle this kind of thing?

Corth · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:41 pm

You realize, Ragorn, it's an Elders tradition to designate as leader the person least qualified to perform that role. Right? :)

Corth · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:35 pm

< > assoc list

ID# Name
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18 Elders of Netheril
12 The Warders
10 Shadows of Imphras
7 Northern Star
4 Tooth and Maw
1 Triterium

Guild ID's are handed out lowest # available first. So for instance, if a guild was created today it would be ID#2. There were 17 other guilds when Elders was created, hence the reason we got ID# 18. There will only be 5 left after 12/31.

Ragorn · **Joined:** Mon Jan 29, 2001 6:01 am **Posts:** 4103

Corth wrote:

You realize, Ragorn, it's an Elders tradition to designate as leader the person least qualified to perform that role. Right? :)

I realize that. Man did you pick a winner :D

Corth · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:36 pm

It began when we created the guild and nobody volunteered to be leader. We diced it among the founding members - and of course Thanuk won. :)

For shits and giggles, here is the final member list:

Elders of Netheril (Organization)
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Total Members : 21
Bank Account : 0 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper

Member Title : Whippin' Whelp
Officer Title : Field Worker
Lieutenant Title : Slave Driva
Leader Title : Dipshit

Members:
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- Ragorn | Leader | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
+ Corth | Lieutenant | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Nonox (MIA: 4 days) | Lieutenant | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Alloshi (MIA: 2030 days) | Officer | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Ranor (MIA: 1189 days) | Officer | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Dolafible (MIA: 1107 days) | Officer | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Strond (MIA: 620 days) | Officer | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Finlaria (MIA: 654 days) | Officer | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Feur (MIA: 250 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Pheten (MIA: 112 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Glorishan | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Nokie | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Emarin (MIA: 162 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Ayra (MIA: 141 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Imis (MIA: 388 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Trogar | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Mamoru | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Mitia (MIA: 76 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Goroz (MIA: 6 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Talsor (MIA: 25 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
- Turgy (MIA: 14 days) | Member | Debt: 1000 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper

Ragorn · **Joined:** Mon Jan 29, 2001 6:01 am **Posts:** 4103

I tried fining everyone a thousand platinum, but our guild bank is still empty D:

Kegor · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:50 pm

LOL! There are 3 people MIA for over a thousand days.

Quote:

- Alloshi (MIA: 2030 days) | Officer

5.5 years ftw, insane!

Quote:

- Ranor (MIA: 1189 days) | Officer

3.25 years for a distant second place.

Quote:

- Dolafible (MIA: 1107 days) | Officer

3 years and honarable mention.

Silverast Rubicyn · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:25 pm

Ragorn wrote:

I tried fining everyone a thousand platinum, but our guild bank is still empty D:

I paid my dues!

Corth · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:27 am

Strond would have been close to 3k days MIA now but he played for a couple of days almost 2 years ago.

Anyway I sent out a desperation email to dolafible asking if he has any plat hoarded. No reply yet. Can't think of anything else short of auctioning off the Volo boots that I lent dartan 7 years ago or so. And selling tia equipment for platinum kind of seems wrong. So unless dolafible gets all heroic it looks like the sad end has arrived.

Corth · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:20 pm

Dolafible made a generous donation and we're in business for another year (until the next bailout required).

Ragorn · **Joined:** Mon Jan 29, 2001 6:01 am **Posts:** 4103

Another year? Jesus christ there's a lot of plat in this game.

Delmair Aamoren · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:31 pm

And Dolafible has old money! pre auction bug. Hate to see that legit cash go away. Wish he still streamed via winamp! Miss the Dolafible DJ....

Selzan · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:06 pm

Funny that I should check the bbs today for the first time in a while.

/mourn DSR-Elders-Scions-whatever other silly names we came up with.

Hope all is well with you guys. (For anyone who is morbidly curious, yes, I'm still alive, still 100% devoted to work, and still not gaming competitively. Console only, baby! add Sark1847 on Xbox if any of you old bums want to reconnect.)

Happy new year.

Steve -- Selzan/Sarkhon

Corth · **Posted:** Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:05 pm

Hey Steve :)

Tanji Smanji · **Posted:** Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:18 pm

Yo Sark, long time no see!

Tasan · **Posted:** Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:40 am

Ohnoes!

Hi Selz!

Nokie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:19 am

Corth wrote:

Dolafible made a generous donation and we're in business for another year (until the next bailout required).

I think we are 'too big to fail'!

Waelos · **Posted:** Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:21 pm

You guys kick out the old inactives, eh? :) If I can manage to log in sometime I think I have a bit of platinum, probably! Unless I gave that to Touk along with the rest of my stuff.

Hooray Elders! I found http://scionsofnetheril.com/members/weylarii.htmtoday, too. . . man that pic is hilarious. Rest of the site is nice, too!

Corth · **Posted:** Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:45 pm

Yes, money is nice! 300k+ plat and we'll name the library after you at Elders University. Though if you can only spare 50k we can hang a plaque in your honor over one of the bathroom stalls!

Pril · **Joined:** Sat May 11, 2002 5:01 am **Posts:** 1719

And for 45k they will put a plaque to you inside the urinals! :)

Waelos · **Posted:** Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:16 pm

What would it cost to get a gargle-goyle in my likeness (get it?!) placed at the very bottom of the urinal?!

Corth · **Posted:** Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:43 pm

Oh we did that for free already on all the urinals! :)

shalath · **Joined:** Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:46 pm **Posts:** 298

omg weylarii, hi. omg you made me find http://scionsofnetheril.com/members/thalash.htm , damn Sarell's description skills rock :-)

Ardessa Moonblade · **Joined:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:09 am **Posts:** 104

No description can match the concise brevity of:

http://scionsofnetheril.com/members/pimakoto.htm

Pril · **Joined:** Sat May 11, 2002 5:01 am **Posts:** 1719

Ardessa Moonblade wrote:

No description can match the concise brevity of:

http://scionsofnetheril.com/members/pimakoto.htm

Gotta love how 90% of that eq is outdated ;)

Glorishan · **Posted:** Mon May 10, 2010 6:29 pm

The EQ isn't outdated, it's retro.

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