for rogues castrate
p.m.s. - berserk like skill, only everyone is attacked friend or foe
shopping - better deals in shops, if in a group all the males will notice they have no more bank accounts and actually owe for things they didn't purchase.
hot flash (kicks in around age 45) protection from cold
for those married female characters, rapid weight gain, makes them harder to bash.
and then the supsequent divorce, male character looses 1/2 his stuff.
innate cry, male foes immediately disengage
innate complain- causes fleeing, having failed that, causes confusion with the randomness of topics brought up.
Female innates
Re: Female innates
Latreg wrote:for rogues castrate
Yeah, Ashiwi will have a field day. *goose Ashiwi*
Re: Female innates
Latreg wrote:for rogues castrate
This is the part that makes everyone wonder what happened to you, Lat.
Latreg wrote:p.m.s. - berserk like skill, only everyone is attacked friend or foe
shopping - better deals in shops, if in a group all the males will notice they have no more bank accounts and actually owe for things they didn't purchase.
innate cry, male foes immediately disengage
innate complain- causes fleeing, having failed that, causes confusion with the randomness of topics brought up.
If you've ever been married, you understand the above.. and possibly the below if the above was bad enough.
Latreg wrote:for those married female characters, rapid weight gain, makes them harder to bash.
and then the supsequent divorce, male character looses 1/2 his stuff.
Been there, done that, lost the T-shirt.
Wait, you missed a few!
“Beer” - This command should work as a debuffer. After so many uses of “beer” against a male target in an encounter, the target’s belly suddenly grows to gargantuan proportions, his agi drops to 1, his int drops to ogre int, and he loses all ability to retrieve or maintain coins of any value.
“Housework” – Upon uttering this keyworded attack, all males in the vicinity are struck as if by the “Fear” spell and must make a save vs. fear or run away like a little girl. If he makes his save, he will spend 1-6 rounds bitching and moaning so loudly that, in the case of spellcasters, he will be unable to cast. Warriors can combat this spell with “Intentionally Clumsy”, knowingly dropping their dex into negative numbers for the duration of the “Housework” attack, and also reducing their susceptibility to future “Housework” instances. If the warrior invokes “Intentionally Clumsy” and it is detected by the female invoking “Housework” he will automatically take a percentage of damage and permanently lose his ability to invoke “Intentionally Clumsy” against the same attacker.
“The Unmentionables” – These commands consist of a series of keywords which may invoke one or several reactions in the male targets, much like prismatic spray. Upon uttering any of the words “period”, “menstruation” or “tampon”, the target will have a chance of stuttering their next spell, being rendered speechless throughout the rest of the encounter, being struck as if with a “Fear” spell, or being struck as if with a “Feeblemind” spell. The save versus this attack is a combined roll against both constitution and wisdom stats, and as male wisdom stats are innately low, this is a very effective attack.
“Killing the Rabbit” – This attack uses several components, including a pillow to be worn under the attacker’s tunic, a sheet of parchment reading “Feasibility of Fatherhood: Genetic Screening” at the top, and a scroll of court-ordered child support. Purchasing a follower of the process server variety increases the likelihood of landing this complex attack. Once the components have been gathered, the spell simply requires the attacker to point towards her target and whisper the keyword “hedidit.” If successful, the target of the attack will simply disappear from the game, never to be seen again.
“Beer” - This command should work as a debuffer. After so many uses of “beer” against a male target in an encounter, the target’s belly suddenly grows to gargantuan proportions, his agi drops to 1, his int drops to ogre int, and he loses all ability to retrieve or maintain coins of any value.
“Housework” – Upon uttering this keyworded attack, all males in the vicinity are struck as if by the “Fear” spell and must make a save vs. fear or run away like a little girl. If he makes his save, he will spend 1-6 rounds bitching and moaning so loudly that, in the case of spellcasters, he will be unable to cast. Warriors can combat this spell with “Intentionally Clumsy”, knowingly dropping their dex into negative numbers for the duration of the “Housework” attack, and also reducing their susceptibility to future “Housework” instances. If the warrior invokes “Intentionally Clumsy” and it is detected by the female invoking “Housework” he will automatically take a percentage of damage and permanently lose his ability to invoke “Intentionally Clumsy” against the same attacker.
“The Unmentionables” – These commands consist of a series of keywords which may invoke one or several reactions in the male targets, much like prismatic spray. Upon uttering any of the words “period”, “menstruation” or “tampon”, the target will have a chance of stuttering their next spell, being rendered speechless throughout the rest of the encounter, being struck as if with a “Fear” spell, or being struck as if with a “Feeblemind” spell. The save versus this attack is a combined roll against both constitution and wisdom stats, and as male wisdom stats are innately low, this is a very effective attack.
“Killing the Rabbit” – This attack uses several components, including a pillow to be worn under the attacker’s tunic, a sheet of parchment reading “Feasibility of Fatherhood: Genetic Screening” at the top, and a scroll of court-ordered child support. Purchasing a follower of the process server variety increases the likelihood of landing this complex attack. Once the components have been gathered, the spell simply requires the attacker to point towards her target and whisper the keyword “hedidit.” If successful, the target of the attack will simply disappear from the game, never to be seen again.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
I vote that we make a new social called 'Latreg' which gives a response of "All males in the vicinity stare at you with mouths agape, impressed by your appetite for punishment."
:)
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Nerox tells you 'Good deal, the other tanks I have don't wanna do it, and since your my special suicidal tank i figure you don't mind one bit!'
Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
Alurissi tells you 'aren't you susposed to get sick or something and not beable to make tia so i can go? :P'
Ashiwi wrote:Wait, you missed a few!
“Beer” - This command should work as a debuffer. After so many uses of “beer” against a male target in an encounter, the target’s belly suddenly grows to gargantuan proportions, his agi drops to 1, his int drops to ogre int, and he loses all ability to retrieve or maintain coins of any value.
...
Most guy's INT drops to '1' when any boobies are about. Also, a man's wisdom drops to '1' whenever his wife asks how she looks in x garment. Lucky, the married man's charisma temporarily receives a +50 max_charisma when a younger, more attractive female approaches, whereupon said man aggressively flirts as quickly as possible before wife approaches!
Ashiwi wrote:Wait, you missed a few!
“Beer” - This command should work as a debuffer. After so many uses of “beer” against a male target in an encounter, the target’s belly suddenly grows to gargantuan proportions, his agi drops to 1, his int drops to ogre int, and he loses all ability to retrieve or maintain coins of any value.
“Housework” – Upon uttering this keyworded attack, all males in the vicinity are struck as if by the “Fear” spell and must make a save vs. fear or run away like a little girl. If he makes his save, he will spend 1-6 rounds bitching and moaning so loudly that, in the case of spellcasters, he will be unable to cast. Warriors can combat this spell with “Intentionally Clumsy”, knowingly dropping their dex into negative numbers for the duration of the “Housework” attack, and also reducing their susceptibility to future “Housework” instances. If the warrior invokes “Intentionally Clumsy” and it is detected by the female invoking “Housework” he will automatically take a percentage of damage and permanently lose his ability to invoke “Intentionally Clumsy” against the same attacker.
“The Unmentionables” – These commands consist of a series of keywords which may invoke one or several reactions in the male targets, much like prismatic spray. Upon uttering any of the words “period”, “menstruation” or “tampon”, the target will have a chance of stuttering their next spell, being rendered speechless throughout the rest of the encounter, being struck as if with a “Fear” spell, or being struck as if with a “Feeblemind” spell. The save versus this attack is a combined roll against both constitution and wisdom stats, and as male wisdom stats are innately low, this is a very effective attack.
“Killing the Rabbit” – This attack uses several components, including a pillow to be worn under the attacker’s tunic, a sheet of parchment reading “Feasibility of Fatherhood: Genetic Screening” at the top, and a scroll of court-ordered child support. Purchasing a follower of the process server variety increases the likelihood of landing this complex attack. Once the components have been gathered, the spell simply requires the attacker to point towards her target and whisper the keyword “hedidit.” If successful, the target of the attack will simply disappear from the game, never to be seen again.
I am impervious to your attacks, rogue! :twisted:
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Re: Female innates
Latreg wrote:for rogues castrate
p.m.s. - berserk like skill, only everyone is attacked friend or foe
shopping - better deals in shops, if in a group all the males will notice they have no more bank accounts and actually owe for things they didn't purchase.
hot flash (kicks in around age 45) protection from cold
for those married female characters, rapid weight gain, makes them harder to bash.
and then the supsequent divorce, male character looses 1/2 his stuff.
innate cry, male foes immediately disengage
innate complain- causes fleeing, having failed that, causes confusion with the randomness of topics brought up.
groan....then we'll have khanjari rogues rampaging around with 150 damroll...
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