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rylan
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Hmmmmmm

Postby rylan » Thu Dec 04, 2003 1:25 am

Stamm tells you 'COme east'

< 844h/844H 122v/122V P: std >
Someone group-says 'sorry was waiting for da ship to come'

< 844h/844H 122v/122V P: std > You extend your sights eastwards.
A Beaver Dam on a Brook
Room size: Very large (L:75 ft W:75 ft H:25 ft)
Exits: -N -E -S -W
Stamm - Violent Desire - Shadows of Imphras (RP) (Dwarf) stands in mid-air here.
A beaver stands here, nibbling a branch.
A beaver stands here, nibbling a branch.
A beaver stands here, nibbling a branch.

< 844h/844H 118v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 118v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 118v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 118v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 118v/122V P: std > A Beaver Dam on a Brook
Room size: Very large (L:75 ft W:75 ft H:25 ft)
Exits: -N -E -S -W
Stamm - Violent Desire - Shadows of Imphras (RP) (Dwarf) stands in mid-air here.
A beaver stands here, nibbling a branch.
A beaver stands here, nibbling a branch.
A beaver stands here, nibbling a branch.

< 844h/844H 118v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 118v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 119v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 119v/122V P: std >
Lilithelle group-says 'ah ok.'

< 844h/844H 119v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 119v/122V P: std > You roll on the floor laughing.

< 844h/844H 119v/122V P: std >
Stamm licks the beaver.

< 844h/844H 119v/122V P: std >
Autosaving...

< 844h/844H 120v/122V P: std >
Stamm flies west.
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Ashiwi
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Postby Ashiwi » Thu Dec 04, 2003 2:51 pm

OMG.... ROFLOLOLOLOL

I don't know which is worse, that he actually did that, or that he wanted you to come watch it...

Or that you stood there and watched it as long as you did!
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Vahok
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Postby Vahok » Thu Dec 04, 2003 5:36 pm

ROFL!

I'm assuming Rylan was the cameraman for that Hustler photo shoot.
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Postby thanuk » Thu Dec 04, 2003 5:43 pm

Vahok wrote:ROFL!

I'm assuming Rylan was the cameraman for that Hustler photo shoot.


Well yeah, i mean it was his first time, and knowing Stamm, more than likely his only time, so I'd think he'd want to savor the memory.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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Yayaril
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Postby Yayaril » Thu Dec 04, 2003 6:55 pm

8)

He should have wielded a piercing weapon and gone to town.

Stamm pierces a beaver.

Stamm pierces a beaver hard!

Stamm pierces a beaver very hard!
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Stamm
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Postby Stamm » Thu Dec 04, 2003 6:57 pm

Or a hammer and pounded it :P
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Postby Kifle » Thu Dec 04, 2003 10:07 pm

I'd be rather scared when the beaver would bite back.
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'

Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
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Ashiwi
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Postby Ashiwi » Thu Dec 04, 2003 10:39 pm

Kifle wrote:I'd be rather scared when the beaver would bite back.


Yours would...
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Iyachtu
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Postby Iyachtu » Thu Dec 04, 2003 10:52 pm

We needa add the purple worm proc to that beaver, obviously.
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Tesil2
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Postby Tesil2 » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:14 pm

I didn't know Stamm was into beastiality! :D
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Postby Thilindel » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:24 pm

Your attempt to lick Kifle's beaver fills your mind with a catastrophic realization. You fall to the ground, lifeless. Welcome to Hell, er, Torilmud!
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