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Caught Red Handed!

Postby Gormal » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:29 am

The Holy Chapel of Temple Waterdeep
Exits: -E
A small circular fountain rests here.
The high priestess of Temple Waterdeep is here, ready to teach you her faith.

< 449h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: sit > You start meditating...

< 449h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: sit >
You have finished memorizing earthblood.

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: sit >
The high priestess says 'May you find peace and comfort in our sanctuary.'

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: sit >
You have finished memorizing stone skin.
Your studies are complete.
q
stand

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: sit > You have to write quit - no less, to quit!

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: sit > You clamber to your feet.
cast 'earthblood' high

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std >
From outside, the faint chimes of the clock tower sound 9am.

< 451h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std > You start chanting...

< 451h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std >
Sipes tells you 'alo'

< 451h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std >
Casting: earthblood *

< 451h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std >
You complete your spell...
The high priestess convulses in agony as you transmute her blood into dirt!

< 451h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std >
The high priestess barely hits you.
The high priestess misses you with her hit.
The high priestess misses you with her hit.
The high priestess performs a holy ritual.

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
tell sipes i dont suppose you could ress me:P
You barely crush the high priestess.
You miss the high priestess with your crush.
The high priestess barely hits you.
The high priestess misses you with her hit.
The high priestess misses you with her hit.

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std > You tell Sipes 'i dont suppose you could ress me:P'

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std > cast 'earthblood'
You start chanting...

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
Casting: earthblood *

< 450h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
You complete your spell...
The high priestess convulses in agony as you transmute her blood into dirt!

< 451h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
cast 'earthblood'
You miss the high priestess with your crush.
You barely crush the high priestess.
The high priestess barely hits you.
The high priestess barely hits you.
The high priestess barely hits you.
The high priestess performs a holy ritual.

< 448h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std > You start chanting...

< 448h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
Agot has returned from the dead.

< 448h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
Casting: earthblood *

< 448h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
You complete your spell...
The high priestess convulses in agony as you transmute her blood into dirt!

< 448h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
You miss the high priestess with your crush.
Your awesome crush causes the high priestess to gasp in pain!
The high priestess barely hits you.
The high priestess barely hits you.
Your flesh loses its stony texture.
The high priestess barely hits you.
The high priestess prays quietly to her Goddess.
Sipes tells you 'sure'

< 445h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std > cast 'earthblood'

The high priestess says 'May you find peace and comfort in our sanctuary.'

< 446h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std > You start chanting...

< 446h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
Casting: earthblood *

< 446h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
Your staff sends a shock racing through your arm and into your head, causing
your body to momentarily go numb.
You have memorized earthblood.

< 431h/1073H 125v/125V >
< T: Llorin TC: nasty wounds E: high EC: awful P: std >
You complete your spell...
The high priestess slumps to the ground.
The high priestess bursts apart in a spray of grimy dirt and collapses to the ground, dead.
the high priestess is dead! R.I.P.
The high priestess is stunned!
The high priestess slumps to the ground.
You receive your share of experience.
get coins corpse
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of the high priestess.

< 431h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std > You get a few coins from corpse of the high priestess.
There were: 11 platinum coins, 10 gold coins, 4 copper coins.


< 432h/1073H 125v/125V >
< P: std > ' bitch wouldnt ress me
You say 'bitch wouldnt ress me'
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Postby Gormal » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:43 pm

This being appears to be smaller for her race but every muscle seems to be toned to perfection. Her head is completly bald and glistens with the smallest amount of light. Her face is
shaved and completely bare of any hair. Her left eye is a deep brown while her right eye is an almost glowing white color. She has a tattoo of a small dark dwarf with glowing white eyes on her shoulder almost hidden from sight.
Pava appears to be Dwarf and is in excellent condition.
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Postby Gormal » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:08 am

Long, slender legs accentuate the well-formed figure of this lusty singer.
Her succulent breasts seem to almost fall out of her. Well-trimmer hair
emphasizes her beautiful face, eyes and features. Her soft, milky white
skin contrasts with her dark brown hair and eyes.
Danila appears to be Human and has a few scratches.
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Postby Drache » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:23 am

Wow that last one screams that a dude wrote it. Last thing a REAL chick wants to do is call attention to her teets! :P
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Postby Lahgen » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:53 am

nah, most of them just refer to it as bosom instead. :p
Kesena OOC: 'i wish my daddy bought me power tools'
Dorgh group-says 'damn, even with Cofen helping Mori, they STILL can't kill someone
Hekanut says 'I know level doesn't matter much, but most won't take seriously if a level 2 claims to be the best thing before, during, and after sliced bread.'

Rather than seeing "subpar race/class," see "challenge."
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Postby Duna » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:17 pm

actually it's not that bed, just several words missing to make it really good..

Drache, how do you know a woman wouldn't want to call attention to her teets? alot of women wear shirts with lowered necklines and push up bras to do just that..

instead of " seem to almost fall out of her. " try ' seem to be trying to spill out of her top. ' I think what he's trying to elude to is that she looks like one good jump and her breasts would pop out of whatever top she's wearing..

Drache, if you meant in a char. description, I'd actually thought about it, but was lead to believe that the description wouldn't be accepted if i did so :)

just my 2 cp worth.
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Postby Ashiwi » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:40 pm

Many women might dress that way, but they don't call attention to the fact that they're dressing like a piece of meat trying to attract the attention of a dog. REAL women might dress that way and make it clear in the description that they're dressed that way, but it would be worded differently.

Men like to see women dressed like meat ready for a bite, women like to see themselves as 'artfully displayed." While some might dress as if they're totally desperate to get laid, you're going to find few who are willing to come out and admit it.

Men see "tits" and "boobs." Women see "curvaceous assets" and "voluptuous femininity." As long as it's on themselves, that is... on other women, it's just "tits" and "boobs."

Men see themselves as "the total package." Women see them as "gym sock," "gym sock," "gym sock," "BINGO!"
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Drache » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:41 pm

You mean the obvious "Her succulent breasts seem to almost fall out of her." that just cries for grammatical intervention. Fall out of her ..out of her what?! LOL Darned horny dudes writing as chicks got confused and didn't er, finish!
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Postby Duna » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:33 pm

Ashiwi wrote: While some might dress as if they're totally desperate to get laid, you're going to find few who are willing to come out and admit it.



I like how you used the term few :P
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Postby Ashiwi » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:45 pm

Eh... healthy, red-blooded, human...

For all our posturing and pretenses, there's not a darned thing wrong with occasionally just wanting to be "tits" and "boobs" for a night. Sometimes... it's just the call of the wild.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Lahgen » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:10 pm

I just leave the t and a parts to their imagination, something they can possibly deduce from the rest of the description.
Kesena OOC: 'i wish my daddy bought me power tools'

Dorgh group-says 'damn, even with Cofen helping Mori, they STILL can't kill someone

Hekanut says 'I know level doesn't matter much, but most won't take seriously if a level 2 claims to be the best thing before, during, and after sliced bread.'



Rather than seeing "subpar race/class," see "challenge."
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Postby alendar » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:40 pm

well let me be the first to say my sub from subway tasted so much better after reading this post....

thanks all... and all pictures can be forwarded to my email address :)
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Postby Lahgen » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:58 pm

Kesena OOC: 'i wish my daddy bought me power tools'

Dorgh group-says 'damn, even with Cofen helping Mori, they STILL can't kill someone

Hekanut says 'I know level doesn't matter much, but most won't take seriously if a level 2 claims to be the best thing before, during, and after sliced bread.'



Rather than seeing "subpar race/class," see "challenge."

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