Self Pwn of the Year

[Botef]

"You ASSOC: oh god, I just pwned myself hard."

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So I decided this morning would be a good time to transfer all those shiny copper coins I collected from the ground in CM during multi weekend. Moving that many coins can be a real problem unless you have a portable hole…or not!

I put 330k copper in my portable hole and realized I’d need something big and burly to move it. Assuming nothing bad could happen with my handy bag I dropped it on the ground and logged my ogre to handle the job, but he wasn’t strong enough! After a couple hours of trying just about everything Shar logged in to save the day.

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<P> l
The Viperstongue Exchange
Exits: -W
There is a small black hole in the ground here.
A large wooden counter is here, with a sign posted on it.
Akeb -Lazarus- Triterium (Human) stands in mid-air here.
A troll banker stands here, eyeing you balefully.


<223h>
<P> exa hole
The hole is about four inches around and completely black. It looks like
a hole in space.

Looks like it can hold about 1790 more lbs. (Normally holds 15000!)
When you look inside, you see:
A portable hole (here) :
a huge pile of coins

<223h>
<P> take hole
A portable hole is too heavy.

<223h>
<P> take coins hole
Your load is too heavy.

att

Character attributes for Optemuk

Level: 47 Race: Human Class: Enchanter
Age: 50 yrs / 4 mths Height: 72 inches Weight: 210 lbs
STR: 86 AGI: 100 DEX: 59 CON: 90
POW: 63 INT: 100 WIS: 70 CHA: 45
Armor Class: 65 (100 to -100) Magic Resistance: 0 percent
Hitroll: 2 Damroll: 4
Alignment: -1000 (-1000 to 1000)
Saving Throws: PAR[0] ROD[0] PET[0] BRE[0] SPE[-5]
Wimpy: 200
Load carried: What load?


We then tried an ogre with 131 strength, and earth elemental with the same gear and still no luck!

Special thanks to Shar for saving the day, and Lilithelle, Dungap, Akep and Tamiyra for helping me try to find a legit solution!

Note to Self: Don’t put 300k copper in your portable hole and then drop it on the ground.

[Zoldren]

See what you get for looting my coinage!!! I warned you!!! lol

[Yasden]

One day Pinky's clients will start learning to pay him in 1 s increments.