1001 reasons Pava sucks (continued part2)

[Raiwen]

114

Elano group-says 'hibb go n e s please'

Hildibble flies north.
Valendhal sneaks north.
Gormal leaves north.
Lonikiple leaves north.
Vagag leaves north.

Hildibble group-says 'displace out'

The cornugon captain shouts 'Soldiers of Baator, aid me at once!'

Elano group-says 'incase'
Elano group-says 'oops'

Your skin crawls as you hear a death cry nearby!
Hildibble has left the group.
Sexalan group-says 'wow'
Gormal group-says 'Displace out'
You group-say 'hahaha'
Elano group-says 'out'
Elano group-says 'out'
Elano group-says 'out'
Eilistraee GCC: 'Death GCC: Hildibble killed by a hamatula sentinel at The Mouth of an Enormous Cave.'
Elano group-says 'omg'
Elemam group-says 'rofl'

Your skin crawls as you hear a death cry nearby!
Mexlo has left the group.

Valendhal group-says '!DISPLACE'
Ivac group-says 'hehe'
Elano group-says 'meant n 2e s'
You group-say 'that's the best evar'
Eilistraee GCC: 'Death GCC: Mexlo killed by a hamatula sentinel at The Mouth of an Enormous Cave.'

Your skin crawls as you hear a death cry nearby!
Valendhal has left the group.

Elano group-says 'wrost leader ver'
Teflor raises an eyebrow. Whats this?
Eilistraee GCC: 'Death GCC: Valendhal killed by a hamatula sentinel at The Mouth of an Enormous Cave.'
Gormal group-says 'Blur out!'
Vagag group-says 'BLUR OUT!'
Vagag group-says 'DRAGONSCALES OUT!!!'
Sexalan group-says 'lol'
Vagag group-says 'I lived'
Branthur group-says 'Well, he follows directions well.'
Drahken group-says 'omg rofl'
Ararim group-says 'lol'
Elano group-says 'drag dead wow sorry'
You group-say 'omg. I gotta post that.'
Adriorn group-says 'hello jim jones'
Boru group-says 'conesnt me for drag'
Gormal group-says 'where from that room ross'
Elano group-says '1001 gets a new addition'

[Kelzen]

Lasin enters from the east.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase gets a satchel of white abishai skin from her portable hole.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase gets a vial of marbled black liquid from her satchel of white abishai skin.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase gets a satchel of white abishai skin from her portable hole.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase gets a vial of marbled black liquid from her satchel of white abishai skin.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase barely pierces a drow assassin.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
A drow assassin attacks Lase, landing a single hit.
A drow assassin attempts to flee.
A drow assassin leaves west.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase is stunned!
Lase slumps to the ground.
A drow assassin places a double bladed dagger in the back of Lase, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood and a corpse.
Lase is dead! R.I.P.
Lase slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Lase.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std > rofl
You roll on the floor laughing.

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std > t lase doh!
You tell Lase 'doh!'

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase tells you 'hahaha im laughing so hard im crying'

< P: std > reply *cough* 1001
You tell Lase '*cough* 1001'

< 405h/405H 55p/55P 115v/115V >
< P: std >
Lase tells you 'hahaha'

[alendar]

116 Lase ASSOC:: 'woot lvl 90!'
117 Lase ASSOC:: '4001%'

[amena wolfsnarl]

surfing the web for all things toril i found this on answers.com:
Teba is a town in Spain.

It sits on a rock saddle in the mountains east of Ronda, some 15 kilometre north of Ardales, with a population of some 4,300 people in the comarca of Antequera and provincia of Málaga in Andalucía.

It is the site of a Christian-Moorish battle in 1330 during the Reconquista, which took place near its castle. Sir James Douglas (the Black), a leading associate of King Robert I of Scotland, was killed there.

Teba is also a legendary character from TorilMUD and is well recognized by active members of its community.

[Gormal]

You call a character rolled a couple years ago, and discarded quickly after "legendary"?

[Raiwen]

119

Lase group-says '-100 ac proc blur/displace/mirrors/vitality and 33/75, im fine solo'
Lase group-says 'did i mention perm haste too =)'

[Gormal]

We should retitle this thread 1001 ways to suck Ross' dick.

[Pril]

We should retitle this thread 1001 ways to suck Ross' dick.

Most posts for this thread were of ross being a newb and doing dumb ass shit. just because 1 person decides to post every proc ross happens to be able to proc doesn't mean the whole thread is ruined

[Gormal]

Told you, Ross.

[Birile]

Lase snaps into visibility.
Lase tried to backstab you, but you avoid her.
Lase tried to backstab you, but you avoid her.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: excellent P: std > Sorry, you aren't allowed to do that in combat.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: excellent P: std >
You have memorized the following spells:
(10th circle) 4 - rot
( 9th circle) 1 - globe of invulnerability
5 - lich touch
1 - animate ghost
( 8th circle) 2 - life drain
1 - animate spectre
1 - blackmantle
1 - soul shackles
2 - contagion
( 7th circle) 1 - haste
2 - dimension door
1 - protect undead
1 - locate remains
1 - animate wraith
1 - beltyns burning blood
1 - corpse glamor
( 6th circle) 1 - rejuvenate major
1 - age
3 - vampiric touch
3 - nerve dance
1 - animate ghast

[RETURN for more, q to quit]( 5th circle) 1 - teleport
1 - levitate
1 - feeblemind
5 - heal undead
1 - animate wight
( 4th circle) 2 - sleep
1 - strength
2 - dispel magic
1 - command horde
4 - embalm
1 - animate shadow
( 3rd circle) 1 - animate ghoul
10 - soul bind
( 2nd circle) 2 - minor creation
4 - invisibility
2 - protection from cold
2 - protection from undead
1 - animate zombie
( 1st circle) 3 - detect invisibility
6 - magic missile
2 - detect magic
2 - mage flame

[RETURN for more, q to quit]

You miss Lase with your crush.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.

[RETURN for more, q to quit]A horde of maggots bursts from the ground!
Your spell is partially absorbed by Lase.
Bits of flesh fall to the floor as Lase's body begins to rot.

And you are currently memorizing the following spells:
2 seconds: ( 2nd) invisibility
6 seconds: ( 5th) coldshield
15 seconds: (10th) rot
23 seconds: (10th) rot

You can memorize no more spells.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std > stand
You are already standing.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std > c 'lich touch'
You start chanting...

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
Casting: lich touch ***

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
A horde of maggots bursts from the ground!
Your spell is partially absorbed by Lase.
Bits of flesh fall to the floor as Lase's body begins to rot.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
Casting: lich touch **

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
Lase, in a show of awesome skill, manages to trip up herself!

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
Serihs GCC: 'last call for wd target'

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
Casting: lich touch *

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: few scratches P: std >
You complete your spell...
Your spell is partially absorbed by Lase.
Your lich touch connects with Lase making her scream in agony!

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: awful P: std > c 'lich touch'

Lase dodges your futile attack.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.
Lase misses you with her pierce.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< T: Nymantar TC: excellent E: Lase EC: awful P: std >
A horde of maggots bursts from the ground!
Your spell is partially absorbed by Lase.
Bits of flesh fall to the floor as Lase's body begins to rot.
Lase is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std > Who should the spell be cast upon?

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std > kill lase
Upon being struck, a mirror image of Lase shatters into a million particles of light!

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< E: Lase EC: bleeding, close to death P: std >
You miss Lase with your crush.
Lase is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std > c 'magic missile' lase
You start chanting...

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std >
Casting: magic missile

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std >
You complete your spell...
The globe around Lase's body flares as it bears the brunt of your assault!
The globe around Lase's body flares as it bears the brunt of your assault!
The globe around Lase's body flares as it bears the brunt of your assault!
The globe around Lase's body flares as it bears the brunt of your assault!
The globe around Lase's body flares as it bears the brunt of your assault!
Nonox group-says 'I feel dirty.'

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std >
Mugo group-says 'dam :P'

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std > c 'lich touch' lase
You start chanting...

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std >
Casting: lich touch ***
Mugo lumbers in.

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std >
Casting: lich touch **

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std >
Casting: lich touch *

< 793h/793H 176p/176P 130v/130V >
< P: std >
You complete your spell...
Your spell is partially absorbed by Lase.
Lase shivers and dies as you touch her body.
Lase is dead! R.I.P.
[Acheron] Lase killed by Nymantar.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Lase.
The corpse of Lase melts into the ground, leaving no trace of its passing.

[spunionring]

The Southwestern Edge of the Valley
Exits: -N -E -W
Blood is smeared all over the area.
[3] Corpse of a firbolg lieutenant is lying here.
Corpse of the firbolg chieftain is lying here.
Corpse of a firbolg shaman is lying here.
You sense a lifeform nearby.
Thammos (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Rawel (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Yipisonul (Gnome) stands in mid-air here, fighting a large mechanical device.
Yemble (RP) (Halfling) stands in mid-air here, fighting a firbolg lieutenant.
Hibboble (Gnome) stands in mid-air here, fighting a firbolg lieutenant.
Netonosel (Gnome) stands, inches above the surface here.
Saler (RP) (Human) stands in mid-air here.
A spirit bear floats here.
Klandan (RP) (Barbarian) stands in mid-air here, fighting a large mechanical device.
Lase (Human) stands in mid-air here, fighting a firbolg lieutenant.
Valendhal (RP) (Grey Elf) blazes in mid-air here, fighting a firbolg lieutenant.
Alane (Grey Elf) hulks in mid-air here, fighting a firbolg lieutenant.
You sense a lifeform nearby.
A firbolg lieutenant stands in mid-air here, fighting Alane.


Lase attempts to escape.
Lase flies east.

< 422h/422H 120v/120V >
< P: std >
Lase flies in from the east.

< 422h/422H 120v/120V >
< P: std >
Lase tried to backstab a large mechanical device, but nearly cuts her own finger.
Lase tried to backstab a large mechanical device, but nearly cuts her own finger.

[grundar]

Lase slumps to the ground.
A human bodyguard neatly beheads Lase.
Lase is dead! R.I.P.
Lase slumps to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Lase.
Adriorn stops following Lase.
Inames stops following Lase.
You stop following Lase.
Nil stops following Lase.
Setip stops following Lase.
Edalo stops following Lase.
Pidibeple stops following Lase.
Tikobanale stops following Lase.
Hylae stops following Lase.
Deltin stops following Lase.
Lase has left the group.

Lase group-says '619-dead on riposte'

[Inames]

123?
Anonymous group-says 'you'll have to change the name of the tread soon'
Anonymous group-says 'to 10001 reasons pava sucks'

124?
Anonymous2 group-says 'he's Ross. How much more could someone suck'

125?
Anonymous2 group-says 'so 10 naked guys were standing on the counter at the local bar Ross visits. Ross sees them, and eagerly shouts out, 'COOL! A SAUSAGE BAR! MY FAVORITE!!''

these people who were talkin in group chat tonight asked me not to reveal their name when i put the things up here so i am honoring their wishes :)

[alendar]

123?
Anonymous group-says 'you'll have to change the name of the tread soon'
Anonymous group-says 'to 10001 reasons pava sucks'

124?
Anonymous2 group-says 'he's Ross. How much more could someone suck'

125?
Anonymous2 group-says 'so 10 naked guys were standing on the counter at the local bar Ross visits. Ross sees them, and eagerly shouts out, 'COOL! A SAUSAGE BAR! MY FAVORITE!!''

these people who were talkin in group chat tonight asked me not to reveal their name when i put the things up here so i am honoring their wishes :)

prolly didnt want caged for multiplay.... :)

[Malia]

Exits: -S
An ancient looking iron chest lies here.
A brightly glowing line of mist trails through the room. (illuminating)

< 287h/544H 120v/120V P: std > detecttrap chest
disarmtr chest
You detect a trap on an ancient iron chest!
You have learned something new about detect trap!

< 288h/544H 120v/120V P: std > You trigger a trap on an ancient iron chest!
A small explosion from an ancient iron chest blasts you with fiery shrapnel!
With a final blow, you feel yourself falling to the ground.
Your soul leaves your body in the cold sleep of death...
Earthbound again.