I was cleaning up my old files today, and came across one called poo chat.txt. It is reproduced here for your benefit.
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Start of Arilin buffer: Tue Apr 30 22:09:38 2002
[09:40:43PM] Arilin: blah. i hate trying to get people together to do stuff :P
[09:40:49PM] Todrael: heh
[09:40:51PM] Arilin: 2 things -always- happen
[09:40:57PM] Arilin: 1. Everyone in the guild vanishes.
[09:41:02PM] Todrael: snicker
[09:41:11PM] Arilin: 2. Everyone else I normally zone with is off leading another one and to busy for the next 293812903 hours
[09:41:17PM] Todrael: hehehe
[09:41:26PM] Todrael: goodies can have 3 zone groups easy
[09:41:59PM] Arilin: Too bad two are zoning, and one more is about to start, eh?
[09:42:09PM] Todrael: hehe
[09:42:26PM] Todrael: shrug, at least you guys are actually zoning
[09:42:28PM] Todrael: i'm idling
[09:42:35PM] Todrael: the entire evil pbase is soloing, idling, or exping
[09:43:51PM] Arilin: yeah, but evils for the majority are better equipped. Not enough need to do the zones :P Goodies have to many players, so it's a pretty constant thing
[09:44:03PM] Todrael: nod
[09:47:57PM] Arilin: I'm just watching seti@home scroll by
[09:48:02PM] Todrael: hehe
[09:49:32PM] Arilin: 40% done after 15 hours
[09:49:48PM] Todrael: hehe
[09:49:51PM] Todrael: you have a slow computer
[09:50:10PM] Arilin: 1.6ghz 256 megs of ram. it aint slow
[09:50:23PM] Todrael: nod :p
[09:50:27PM] Todrael: whatever you say
[09:50:38PM] Arilin: Oh sure mr.dial-up connection
[09:50:44PM] Todrael: hehehe
[09:50:53PM] Arilin: I'm owning this data.
[09:50:58PM] Arilin: Mike > Seta
[09:51:00PM] Arilin: seti too
[09:51:05PM] Todrael: seti < poo
[09:51:09PM] Todrael: mike > poo?
[09:51:16PM] Todrael: i would not argue with this
[09:51:32PM] Arilin: if a = b, and b =a, and b = c, then a = c, no?
[09:51:55PM] Arilin: So, yes. I am > poo
[09:52:02PM] Todrael: congratulations!
[09:52:17PM] Arilin: Yup. but, I'm < monkies.
[09:52:24PM] Todrael: yeah :(
[09:52:26PM] Todrael: damn monkies
[09:52:27PM] Arilin: So monkies flingpoo > me
[09:52:32PM] Todrael: rofl
[09:52:51PM] Arilin: We have the strangest conversations.
[09:53:35PM] Arilin: I'm a monkey. I fling poo.
[09:53:52PM] Todrael: flinging poo can be an effective offensive maneuver
[09:54:04PM] Todrael: perhaps we should debate the merits of said offensive maneuver
[09:54:12PM] Todrael: 1: ready supply
[09:54:12PM] Arilin: True.
[09:54:13PM] Arilin: Lets.
[09:54:25PM] Todrael: 2: enemy will have aversion to it
[09:54:43PM] Todrael: 3: easily thrown
[09:54:51PM] Arilin: Let's not forget the acuracy of which it can be thrown
[09:54:59PM] Todrael: 4: accurayc
[09:55:10PM] Todrael: 5: psychological as well as physical and olfactory impact
[09:55:37PM] Arilin: True. Poo stinks.
[09:55:46PM] Todrael: yes, yes it does :(
[09:56:22PM] Arilin: But, let's not forget horse poo.
[09:56:26PM] Arilin: Horse poo > monkey poo
[09:56:35PM] Todrael: ah, but can horses fling said horse poo
[09:57:46PM] Arilin: Yes, and they can fling more, and stamp on you with their nasty poo-hooves.
[10:00:39PM] Todrael: One would think a lack of opposable thumbs would prohibit the flinging of things. Perhaps the horse would be more accurately portrayed in analogy as a 'bomber', delivering large payloads with low accuracy? although you do have a good point about the nasty poo-hooves
[10:01:56PM] Arilin: Hurm. Then would you consider the monkey the poo-sniper, and the horse the proverbial poo-b52?
[10:02:59PM] Todrael: Perhaps the monkey would be more of the poo-grunt.. poo-sniper would require refinement not found in our furry friends
[10:03:44PM] Arilin: Hurm. I dont know. A monkey can fling poo quite well. A dead shot at 20 yards.
[10:03:55PM] Todrael: 20 yards?
[10:03:58PM] Todrael: better accuracy than i had thought
[10:04:33PM] Todrael: poo-sniper would be accurate then i suppose
[10:04:50PM] Arilin: Maybe just a poo-marksman, leaving the poo-sniper to yet another furry breatheren
[10:04:59PM] Todrael: hrm nod
[10:05:05PM] Todrael: although i cannot think of who would fill the role better
[10:05:56PM] Arilin: Perhaps, a rat could be a poosassin. Leaving his poo at strategic spots.
[10:06:10PM] Todrael: Hmm, yes, certainly
End of Arilin buffer: Tue Apr 30 22:09:38 2002
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Re: poo chat
lol!
poosassin.
poosassin.
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Re: poo chat
I had completely forgotten about that, but my point is still valid!
Re: poo chat
I read old stuff from him and wonder who the hell is this weird kid, lol .. I read drunk chat and poo chat .. wow thank goodness he changed!!
Re: poo chat
This is fascinating shit.
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Re: poo chat
Corn bits
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