Of Blood, Ale, Destruction and Giblets.

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Of Blood, Ale, Destruction and Giblets.

Postby ssar » Fri May 02, 2003 12:16 pm

Gibi group-says 'Mogr :D'
You group-say 'Gnomessses!'
You group-say 'Gimme the nose.'
Gibi group-says 'chuckle'

You group-say 'I was just telling the gnomie about some bloodletting of late.'
Gibi group-says 'nod'
You group-say 'and was gonna tell of a big hunt in the freezing jotunheim!'
You group-say 'oooogh, what a hunt!'
Gibi group-says 'you werent being very specific though :> --- ahhh'
You group-say 'Now, lesse,.. who whas it that lead us to battle..'
You group-say 'I dont know.'
You group-say 'anyway.'
Gibi group-says 'chuckle'

You group-say 'Many fire giants were invading the frost giant lands!'
You group-say 'We could hear the battle across the very planes!'
You group-say 'Our strength, though, was greater than them all!'
You group-say 'A path of destruction..'
You group-say 'and Blood..'
Gibi group-says 'I wish I had been there to make a record of it ...'
You group-say 'was all that remained in our wake!'

You group-say 'oh oh!'
You group-say 'and we had giblets!'
You group-say 'GIBLETS!'
You group-say 'Oooh, I love giblets.'
Gibi group-says 'lol'
You group-say 'Notice the dorf shuts up. Dorfs know allll about giblets.'
You group-say 'Now who was the giblet>?'
You group-say 'Hrm...'
You group-say 'oooh, it was NOT a dorf giblet this hunt!'
You group-say 'Nononono.'
You group-say 'But dorfs make such good giblets.'
Gibi group-says 'chuckle - Joryn is unusually quiet now'
You group-say 'Infact, never a better giblet did I see than Gormal Giblets!'
Gibi group-says 'chuckle'
You group-say 'But this hunt.. it was Elfie giblet!'
Gibi group-says 'ah poor elves'
You group-say 'The rhemoraz bore down on Ashiwi, and opened it's huge maw wide!'
You group-say 'I couldn't save her.'
Gibi group-says 'wince'
You group-say 'Though I tried.'
Joryn group-says 'bah, imma have to go :('
You group-say 'another giblet time, Joryn!'
You group-say 'mwhaha'
You group-say 'It swallowed the elfie whole! whole!'
You group-say 'and ooh, it was funny to see!'
Gibi group-says 'Did you make it spit her up?'

You group-say 'Oooh, another dorf!'
You group-say 'Where we hunt?'
Gibi group-says 'he has a fondness for dwarf giblets apparently'
You group-say 'Beern, you know all about Giblets, Yes.'
Beern group-says 'hehe'
You group-say 'Most dorfs do!'

You group-say 'So..'
You group-say 'For those that werent listening to my story..'

You group-say 'I was telling a fine tale of a hunt through the snowy jotunheim!'
You group-say 'When the fire giants were attacking the frost giant hoards!'
You group-say 'But my companions and I, were , all of them, thier doom.'
You group-say 'DOOM!'
You group-say 'I was describing to the gnomie, how we left a path of destruction and '
You group-say 'BLOOD.’

You group-say 'I love the snowy mountains too.. the bloodsplatters all over and makes pretty patterns.'
You group-say 'And then I got to the Giblets.'
You group-say 'Mmmmmm.'
You group-say 'Giblets.'

You group-say 'Hey, nice hairdo there Bud.'
You group-say 'Now where was I.'

You group-say 'ahh Giblets!'
Gibi group-says 'blood and snow I believe'
Beern group-says 'giblets'
You group-say 'Yes Yes.'
You group-say 'Beern, you know all about giblets, dont you.'
You group-say 'It is in your heritage.'
You group-say 'Though no dorf will ever be a better giblet than Gormal.'
Limaci group-says 'kariot'
Limaci group-says 'gormal is a poosie'
You group-say 'But this day, twas not the dorf Giblet.'
You group-say 'nonon no'
You group-say 'we had Elfie giblet!'

You group-say 'So.'
You group-say 'Elfie Giblet!'
You group-say 'Now I can't say I have seen a lot of Elfie giblets.'
You group-say 'But ooh, are they funny!'
You group-say '*cough*, I mean, ooh, poor elfies.'
Limaci group-says 'they want to eat me...i swear..'
You group-say 'Yes, yer brethren, Limaci!'

You group-say 'Ashiwi, an elf of much reknown, hunted with us this day..'
Beern group-says 'hunted what'
You group-say 'And as we smote many a fire giant.'
You group-say 'And many giants with beards longer than yours, Beern.'
Beern group-says 'never'
Limaci group-says 'i cut beerns beard last night :('
Beern group-says 'i wipe my butt with my beard then i take a bath :P'

You group-say 'we came across a big worm beast, ugly, ugly.'
You group-say 'And it had oooh, so bad breath!'
You group-say 'Worse than Kajib's!'
Limaci group-says 'whoa..that's bad!'
You group-say 'We made it bleed good.'
You group-say 'But It was tough, and struggled hard.'
You group-say 'And then, it opened it's maw reaaal wide!'
You group-say 'And the ugly worm turned on Ashiwi!'
You group-say 'and in a huge gulp, swallowed her whole!'
You group-say 'Whole!'
Beern group-says 'i refuse to believe ashiwi would be turned on by a huge green worm'
You group-say 'I tried to save her.'
You group-say 'But I could not.'
You group-say 'And so we had elfie giblets!'
You group-say 'We took the thing down.'

You group-say 'We could not make it regurgitate our elfie back up, before we smited it.'
You group-say 'I picked a small Elfie giblet from it's teeth, and tossed it in the air!'

You group-say 'ohh'
You group-say 'that's right.'
You group-say 'Then we headed to the mead hall!'
You group-say 'Now it doesnt get much better than that.'
Beern group-says 'yea it does'
You group-say 'Blood, Snow, Giblets, and Ale.'
Limaci group-says 'just need girls!'
You group-say 'we dragged the cursed corpse to Brimir's hall.'

You group-say 'Gnomie, have you seen Brimir's mead hall?'
You group-say 'It's a sight, I tell you!'
Gibi group-says 'not yet'
> You group-say 'And then, we cut open the beast's corpse.'
You group-say 'It's innards spilt all over the floor.'
You group-say 'Brimir wasn't happy about that.'
You group-say 'Oh no.'
You group-say 'Not happy at all.'
You group-say 'He thought he'd try to throw us out!'
You group-say 'That was his first..'
You group-say 'And last mistake.'
You group-say 'we cut his throat, and feasted on his food and ale!'
Limaci group-says 'die beer'
You group-say 'Feasted!'
Beern group-says 'never ever threaten beer'
Beern group-says 'beer is precious'
Beern group-says 'good cold beverage'
You group-say 'Brimir, then joined his brethren and kin in the outer lands, as a bloodied corpse.'

You group-say 'So.'
You group-say 'the beast's guts smelt bad.'
You group-say 'real bad.'
You group-say 'ANd our elfie's belongings were all inside!'
You group-say 'Inside the thing. Can you imagine?'
You group-say 'Giblets, and Guts, and ooh my.'

You group-say 'Our clerical companion scraped up enough elfie giblets to cast his magik.'
Beern group-says 'hehe'
You group-say 'Beern, could you do that?'
You group-say 'Pik through our companion's giblets, bloodied and torn.'
You group-say 'And fashion them with your magik, and bringing our friend back to life there and then!'

Limaci group-says ':)'
You group-say 'Another time, elfie!'

You group-say 'Gibi, have you ever heard of such magik?'
Gibi group-says 'which?'
You group-say 'A magik even you gnomes must find amazing!'
Beern group-says 'i've heard of a lady in ako that speaks of such magiks'
You group-say 'Magik preistly friends like the dorf here can fashion.'
Gibi group-says 'if it isnt gnome magic it isnt worth the effort'
Gibi group-says ':D'
You group-say 'To enable them to pick through bare Giblets and entrails, torn parts of our fallen companions.'
You group-say 'and bring them back to life!'
You group-say 'Back from , worse than dead!'
You group-say 'Back from GIBLET!'
Gibi group-says 'sounds gruesome'

Avarien group-says 'rescue me fatty'
You group-say 'It was a day, amongst days, in all my days of hunting!'
Avarien group-says 'oh boy'
You group-say 'Barbarian bash master!'
Avarien group-says 'ass-master'
You group-say 'You doubted me, yes?'

You group-say 'But gib!'
You group-say 'But Gibi!'
You group-say 'That's not even the best part of the hunt!'
Gibi group-says 'chuckle'
You group-say 'No No No.'

You group-say 'well.. on the way to the best part of the hunt..'
Gibi group-says 'go on'
You group-say 'well.. on the way to the best part of the hunt..'
ou group-say 'We stormed the frost giant stronghold.'
You group-say 'They had fortified thier gates, moreso than usual, at the onset of the fire giants.'
You group-say 'ooh, yes yes.'
You group-say 'That.'
You group-say 'is where the most blood flowed.'
Gibi group-says 'whose blood?'
Gibi group-says ':>'
You group-say 'Oooh, all the giants! There were so many!'
You group-say 'I lead the warriors to the gate.'

You group-say 'Now who was it..'
You group-say 'Hrm, I cannot recall exactly.'
You group-say 'ahhh Yes'
You group-say 'Yes yes.'
You group-say 'My old orf friend, of course!'
You group-say 'Dorf.'
You group-say 'Vandic Hammerfist!'
You group-say 'At my shoulder, Vandic joined the fray as we blasted into the gate guard giants.'
You group-say 'as did Fordyce, a dark paladin like yourself, Avarien.'
You group-say 'and a smaller brother Klosh.'
You group-say 'At the onset, Vandic swung his hammer in a mighty arc, hitting almost all of the giants with a single swipe!'
You group-say 'Several of them staggered at Vandic's rush!'
You group-say 'But they recovered very fast.'
You group-say 'While vandic was left dazed from the effort.'
You group-say 'I could not save our companions.'
You group-say 'Even the efforts of the dark paladin, and my brethren at my side, could not stop the giants onslaught.'
You group-say 'They stomped us good!'
You group-say 'Annd oooooh, was there lots of blood!'
You group-say 'It was a messy fight, but a good one!'

You group-say 'we regrouped.'
You group-say 'And prepared.'
You group-say 'And wrought our revenge!'
You group-say 'Oooh, revenge!'

You group-say 'And then we infiltrated the castle proper.'
You group-say 'And THAT's where we smited Utgart Loki himself, and his elite jarl giant troupe.'
You group-say 'We cleaved off his head.'
You group-say 'And That is where I got this.'
You group-say 'see how it fit's Mogr's grip so good!'
You group-say 'And see how it cuts deep!'
You group-say 'Yes yes.'

You group-say 'That, my gnomie friend, is the story of my latest mighty hunt.'
You group-say 'of Blood, Ale, Destruction and Giblets.'
BEER
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Postby Vandic » Fri May 02, 2003 1:59 pm

I am DAMN glad to see my glorious hitall at 2nd gatehouse make this story. Toukage, ya would've been proud.

-V
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Re: Of Blood, Ale, Destruction and Giblets.

Postby Ashiwi » Sun May 04, 2003 2:16 am

OMG! You put my giblets on display for the world to see... is that like accidentally walking out of the ladies' room with the back of your skirt caught in your pantyhose?


Beern wrote:Beern group-says 'i refuse to believe ashiwi would be turned on by a huge green worm'


NO, trolls never really did do it for me...
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Postby Ashiwi » Sun May 04, 2003 2:18 am

Oh, and by the way, great improv Mogr!

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