There once was a human name of nonox
Who got off on the smell of his old socks
He would huff on the funk
As he fondled his junk
Dressed in nothing but shoes and his old jocks
New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)
New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)
Last edited by Ashiwi on Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!
I used to know this elf o' the name Ashiwi,
but we all had a piece of her didn't we?
She had claws like a bear
when you'd pull on her hair
But she really got mean when I'd leave.
but we all had a piece of her didn't we?
She had claws like a bear
when you'd pull on her hair
But she really got mean when I'd leave.
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!
Of Gormal the Warrior they say
that he muds non-stop: night and day!
But say the word "goat"
and he'll stop and take note,
and do anything rather than "play"...
that he muds non-stop: night and day!
But say the word "goat"
and he'll stop and take note,
and do anything rather than "play"...
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!
A teleport beacon named "Corth"
had the poetic skills of a Dwarf.
Folk would say, "my good man,
your rhymes do not scan!"
Which was true, he would make the last line as long as he wanted as long as it made a sound ending in "orth".
had the poetic skills of a Dwarf.
Folk would say, "my good man,
your rhymes do not scan!"
Which was true, he would make the last line as long as he wanted as long as it made a sound ending in "orth".
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!
Listen to all of you yammer,
It's like beating a cat with a hammer.
The rhyme of your verse
Couldn't be any worse
And let's not speak of your grammar.
When Gormal is leading, be cautious.
He'll charge into giants who squash us.
He does zones in his sleep
(And he couples with sheep),
And the stench that surrounds him is nauseous.
Ashiwi was scouting the docks,
Casually opening locks.
From the sailors she'd steal
Whatever she could conceal,
But often she'd just [THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE FORUM]
It's like beating a cat with a hammer.
The rhyme of your verse
Couldn't be any worse
And let's not speak of your grammar.
When Gormal is leading, be cautious.
He'll charge into giants who squash us.
He does zones in his sleep
(And he couples with sheep),
And the stench that surrounds him is nauseous.
Ashiwi was scouting the docks,
Casually opening locks.
From the sailors she'd steal
Whatever she could conceal,
But often she'd just [THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE FORUM]
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!
Ragorn, the colorblind ranger
Was a walking alarm bell for danger
For him to be sneaking
He'd be better off streaking
So loud were his clothes, they did clangor
Was a walking alarm bell for danger
For him to be sneaking
He'd be better off streaking
So loud were his clothes, they did clangor
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!
Touk was a dwarf full of vigor
(Not to mention twelve pints and a jigger)
What that dwarf drank in beer
Would take an ogre all year
And a mule team to haul all the liquor
(Not to mention twelve pints and a jigger)
What that dwarf drank in beer
Would take an ogre all year
And a mule team to haul all the liquor
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!
Sotana so loved flowered field
That her innocence thus did she yield
To the limbs, good and hard
Of a tree in my yard
And the strong wood that its bower concealed
That her innocence thus did she yield
To the limbs, good and hard
Of a tree in my yard
And the strong wood that its bower concealed
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)
A well renowned lich named Todrael
Carried his heart and his brain in a pail
His spleen and his liver
Were stuffed in his quiver
With his ***** in his belt like a tail
And blame Lilira for giving me the first line to this one...
Dead dong, the lich's schlong
With head to toe boner you can't go wrong
A stiffie for days
Pray he doesn't get raised
At least not 'til the rigor is gone
Carried his heart and his brain in a pail
His spleen and his liver
Were stuffed in his quiver
With his ***** in his belt like a tail
And blame Lilira for giving me the first line to this one...
Dead dong, the lich's schlong
With head to toe boner you can't go wrong
A stiffie for days
Pray he doesn't get raised
At least not 'til the rigor is gone
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)
I plead the 5th.. there are no witnesses.
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'
Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)
Reported thread for flaming.
Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)
there was an elementalist named nolumakil
who gathered small items from deep in his stool
I said what is that? he said "just some fat" and stuck
it wet down in his shoe.
who gathered small items from deep in his stool
I said what is that? he said "just some fat" and stuck
it wet down in his shoe.
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